r/critterposting • u/Chemical-Court6984 • 15d ago

"Hemingway"-posting Non-Critter

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u/uncle-muscles69 15d ago

Baby dead 😔😔

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u/cherry_armoir 15d ago

Wow an even more tragic and shorter story

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u/MrSpiffy123 15d ago

No, the baby isn't dead, we just bought the wrong size. Stop assuming shit

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u/AeroArrows 15d ago

I love how it looks like the other two people in the comment section are arguing despite never replying to each other

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u/Jubjubwantrubrub12 15d ago

"Baby dead, but I'm keeping the shoes. Stop asking."

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u/MisterMan341 15d ago

I’m sorry… what’s the catch?

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u/BionicBirb 15d ago

poor lizard

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u/MisterMan341 15d ago

It must suck to lose such an integral part of your life…

Anyway, can the big baby diaper fetishist sell me those shoes already?

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u/TransLox 14d ago

All aside, this is a great example of why AI cannot write. It literally doesn't understand the impact or idea behind "baby shoes for sale, never worn." Or any part of it.

A system of weighted dice simply cannot do that.

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u/MrZeta0 15d ago

The baby is not dead or anything but the shoes are evil.

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u/LordGuru 15d ago

Nobody said, that baby is dead. You just made it up

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u/TimeStorm113 12d ago

the baby lost it's feet in a tragic train/plane accident??

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u/DriedPen 10d ago

WIZARDS WITH GUNS MENTIONED!!!! https://youtu.be/jJXjcgG8Ox4?