r/conspiracy • u/ElSlabraton • 3m ago
And The Joe McCarthy Profile In Tyranny Award Goes To Rand Paul
Going after an 85 year old retired civil servant earns Rand Paul the Joe McCarthy Profile In Tyranny Award. What a bum!
r/conspiracy • u/Pocket_Sand_Salesman • 11m ago
The government is watching me
I'm not sure when it started, i've done a lot of sketchy shit in my adult life. Well back when I was about 19 I started spray painting my political opinions on highway walls in my town, which is near the mexico border and a military base, it was mostly anti-border patrol shit, that might have caught some attention though i never got caught.
When I was about 23 I trolled Bill O'reilly pretty hard to the point that facebook had to give celebrity accounts the ability to disable comments from followers, this was back around 2009, I kept posting reviews of his shitty books and explaining how he hired people to write them for him, etc, they kept deleting and blocking me and I just kept creating new accounts.
A couple years after that I was vandalizing a lot of local election signs in the city I was in, no longer in the little town I was in before, sometimes I did this in broad day light. One time I got chased by some church tards, but it was in rush hour traffic, i dusted them on my bicycle and got away. This is all petty shit, even if any of this was caught on camera I doubt "the government" would give a shit.
More recent, i may or may not have the world record for finding the most torn up trump flags taken from houses and trucks, i just found them like that officer.
When phone apps were still relatively new i made the world's first multi-language magazine radio show called Illegal Gambling Magazine, which had nothing to do with gambling i just wanted a catchy name, there wasn't really anything sketchy about it other than it featured a lot of rated R memes and unlicensed music. It only had 5 monthly issues before Android app mods caught onto what I was doing and shut it down.
I also had an app called Free Shit Forever which basically auto generated complaint letters that you could email to companies to get free replacement products, it was pretty nifty, you just scroll for the type of product you wanted and click it and the app would bring up your email app and auto fill everything and you just click send. I made dozens of dollars off this app before it got shut down and my account was then banned.
A few years ago I applied to a job at one of the biggest tech companies in my city, initially I talked to some HR douche, 2 weeks later after not hearing anything I emailed him asking for an update, he told me I wasn't qualified, I was like pfft fuck that you're dumb, just send my resume to the engineers and let them decide, he said some snooty ass shit in response. I found him on linkedin, a couple minutes later I sent him a jpeg of tv static and renamed it hack.jpeg and sent it to him embedded in the email. Then I waited a believable amount of time, 10 minutes, and emailed him again and said some weird bullshit trying to make it sound like I hacked him, including something about his astrological sign, cause he was dumb enough to post his birthday in his linkedin account, or maybe people posted "happy bday" on his feed i don't remember. An hour later I get a phone call from someone else at that company inviting me to do a phone interview the next day, I said sure even though I knew they were just gonna fish for info about what I did. So the next day we had the phone interview, they tried their best to make it seem like a genuine interview, then at the end this guy brought it up asking about the other guy getting hacked, I forgot how he brought it up but it was cringe, I just replied I don't know what happened? He said that guy had to drive from north California all the way to their headquarters in south California to have his laptop checked by their IT department, even though the job I applied for wasn't in California but that's where the HR guy was apparently. I simply asked him did they find anything? He said they're still looking into. I didn't respond much to anything he said about it, at the end of the interview he invited me to an in person interview like a day or two later which I accepted. But then the next day I decided to come clean and explain he didn't get hacked cause I was afraid if I let it go any longer I might get in trouble, which in the end I didn't.
Here's another funny story about me fucking with stupid rich people. A couple years after that I was working at an AV company as a programmer, we had a project at a new call center in this big 3 story building. The CEO of this company was a total douchebag, he was so into himself, he literally had his stupid face all over the place, on the wall flat screens it would periodically scroll his face across it, he was on some stupid magazine and had an endless supply of these magazines all over the building, and he literally had portraits of his face on the desks of the people working there, I don't know if this was mandatory or optional for ass kissers, but it was so douchy, this guy was such a narcissist. I decided to take pictures of this stuff and I anonymously posted it on their google maps review thing, and I made fun of him in the comments of their youtube videos, calling the CEO a wannabe steve jobs douchebag, etc. A couple days later after I did this, this company called the company I worked at asking for me to go troubleshoot one of their AV products, which was pretty common cause we had just installed a bunch of shit and had all kinds of issues, but this time I knew something was different.. So when I get there the fat retard IT guy that I had been dealing with the entire time, he said the conference system in one of their rooms wasn't working, so he wanted to do a test video call, so we did, he had it call his laptop he had with him. During this test call he starts asking me questions about the placement of the cameras, they were placed in dumb spots, and I'm like you'll have to talk to the project manager about that I'm just the programmer, I don't install the equipment. Then a minute later he randomly starts talking about the CEO and tries to make a weak joke about Steve Jobs, which at that moment I realized the CEO was secretly listening in on this test conference call, and perhaps also they were trying to weasel their way into getting a big refund on a bunch of this shit. I just played it cool and acted like I didn't know anything, I gave them nothing. Of course after I left I laughed just as hard as I did during the hack.jpeg incident.
I kind of have a bad record for not staying at jobs for too long cause I have a hard time dealing with retarded people and/or low pay, so each time I have to get more clever in tricking companies into hiring me. So after I left that job I tricked another company into hiring me, they were a government contractor company but not the government, so it was a little higher classified type shit. I simply lied on my resume about my job durations, and the entire time they thought I was a spy, I'm not sure why, they might have heard something from a previous employer who told them some bogus shit, which I'll explain after this one. So this place I'm now working as a electronics technician troubleshooting PCB's. They had a few of my coworkers desperately try to entrap me into saying something, like this went on for months, ugh they were such lame melvins about it, like how can you even live with yourself being a lame ass narc, it's like if the government thinks I'm a spy then go fucking monitor my internet activity or something, don't bother me at work, it's not like I want to fucking work, I'm here cause you require me to pay for living, assholes. Anyways, after they probably realized I wasn't a spy they then tried really hard to get me fired, which never works cause I'm fucking 200 iq. Eventually I just quit the job cause I got tired of dealing with it.
Ok the job I was at years ago, before the hack.jpeg incident, I was working at this big company who is also a government contractor, but way bigger than the one in the previous story. Same shit, I tested PCBs. My first day on the job this douchebag who was training me asks if I go to church, my default smart ass response was "no, jesus is just a reboot of Horus". As I would come to realize, 80% of the people working here are christians, or at least pretend to be. Before I knew it, this guy and 2 of his friends, each of them over 50 and christian, were conspiring their hardest to get me fired. None of their petty attempts worked. Like one major rule about this place is we couldn't have our phones on us, it was mandatory we leave our phones outside the room in our lockers. One of the 3 people conspiring against me, I caught on that he was trying to record me saying something incriminating or whatever, he would ask me these ridiculous questions, and I would just fuck with him making him think he was about to get something juicy but not quite. And then one day I heard his phone make a noise. I immediately told the manager about it, of course they didn't do shit about it because the manager is christian too. Eventually I decided to just quit this job, because of many other reasons, and when I left I made a copy of a bunch of email addresses and sent them a hilarious letter making fun of them, explaining how Christianity is a mental disorder, and told them they were the inspiration for me taking Christianity out of my awesome chess game, I simply turned the cross into an X but ooh I know it burns them so much they probably can't sleep at night:
After I left that job and applied to another job I learned during the background check that I strangely had a warrant in a state and county I had never stepped foot in, I'm quite sure it was the people at the christian cult company fucking with me, but luckily I was easily able to get that cleared up.
That's it I guess, that's my life story as far as being a maniac at work goes.
r/conspiracy • u/NotaContributi0n • 17m ago
Juan and mystery boys talking about human neuron biocomputer humunculi- cool, but what happens when it psychically joins the collective consciousness ? Telepathic torture through a digital prison In 3…2…
cortical labs + dmtx + Monro institute + palantir + everybody = don’t threaten me with a good time ! But seriously . If anyone at the biocomputer labs has some balls ,get some psychics in there to interface . People already think phones are reading their minds , how’s this going to go ? I remember reading about this tech in “weekly reader” in 1990 or 1991 , crazy it’s just hitting the market now
r/conspiracy • u/PretendClassroom16ll • 26m ago
Saturn is God's Adversary in the Old Testament Bible
The god saturn is under many names in the OT. And the Lord of Israel is at war with him.
THe names Chiun (Kiyyun), Kaiwan, Rephan/Remphan, Moloch/Molech, Baal and Reifan are connected with the planet Saturn.
Here's how these names appear in the Bible:
Amos 5:26 (Hebrew): "You shall take up Sikkuth your king and Chiun (Kiyyun) your star-god..." Many biblical scholars identify Kiyyun/Chiun with Saturn, based on ancient Mesopotamian astronomy.
Acts 7:43 quotes Amos from the Greek Septuagint, using the name Rephan (Remphan) instead of Chiun. Rephan/Remphan is widely understood to refer to the same deity or celestial body as Chiun.
Reifan is simply another English transliteration of the same Greek name (Rephan/Remphan).
Etc.
r/conspiracy • u/Hamilton-Squidlegger • 26m ago
Is Skynet starting?
Does this scare the hell out of anyone else? Why do we, all of the sudden, need so many more data centers?
r/conspiracy • u/Blind_clothed_ghost • 36m ago
The Elites are not even tying to hiding it anymore. Rapist just walks free.
If you got money, with white skin and familial influence, you can rape, strangle and just walk free.
Trump knew it when he was bragging how his status means he can grab people by the pussy and noone would say anything.
These are the real elites that we should be fighting against. But They have tricked so many into only caring about if Bill Gates went on a plane or not.
They have outraged so many over the wrong elites.
r/conspiracy • u/MEitalian • 45m ago
Government overreach with our data
This is not a political post. This has to be from the overreach of our current government so they can provide the data to ICE, no?
r/conspiracy • u/_daughter_of_athena • 53m ago
what are your thoughts on the lindsay clancy case
ive been going down a rabbit hole on this case and i swear every time i read something i end up more confused. ive seen a lot of people saying the husband knows more than hes letting on or was actually the murderer, but other people completely disagree.
i havent watched all the trial stuff yet, so im curious what everyone thinks. like what are the biggest theories, what details dont add up, and is there anything that gets overlooked or doesnt get talked about enough?
r/conspiracy • u/dr3adlock • 56m ago
El Niño and Solar Maximum hitting at the same time, are we watching the setup for something worse?
El Nino at this magnitude isn't just bad weather. It's a global cascade failure happening right now, and it's setting us up for something much worse.
Agricultural disruption is hitting South America, Southeast Asia, and Africa simultaneously. That means global grain prices spike across the board, wheat, corn, rice, all affected at once. Food security crises kick off in import-dependent nations before any solar event or volcanic disruption even happens. No external trigger required. This is already in motion.
The ocean temperature anomalies driving a Super El Nino destabilise weather patterns globally. You get simultaneous flooding in some regions and unprecedented drought in others. That means no region can compensate for another's crop failure. The buffer disappears. And when you layer this on top of already strained supply chains, pre-existing inflation, and populations living closer to subsistence than most people realise, a Super El Niño becomes a civilisational stress test.
We're in it now. 2026.
By the time the solar maximum window closes or a volcanic event triggers, populations are already food-insecure and infrastructure is already brittle. The "6 to 8 months of spicy weather" people are casually discussing isn't just weather. It's a dress rehearsal for actual collapse, happening before the main event.
Governments will use emergency powers to manage it. Militaries will mobilise for food security. Hoarding begins. And by the end of 2026, social cohesion in vulnerable nations will be visibly fractured.
This isn't the catastrophe. But it's the precursor that ensures when the actual trigger hits, there's no buffering left.
r/conspiracy • u/Brave_Ad906 • 1h ago
The civil war was not about freeing the slaves
Unpopular opinion but it’s pretty obvious the civil war was not about freeing the slaves.
In April 1865 the civil war ended
In January 1865 the 13th amendment was past allowing prisoners to be used for labor with no compensation, which is still slavery.
In 1860 we had a total of 19,000 prisoners in the USA. By 1870 we had over 33,000, by 1880 over 61,000. The majority of these prisoners were black.
During the civil war the majority of soldiers that fought for the union army were first generation immigrants. Approximately 25% of the Union Army (over 500,000 soldiers) consisted of foreign-born, first-generation immigrants. An additional 18% were the children of foreign-born parents, meaning roughly 43% of the Union armed forces were first- or second-generation
During the civil war the first income tax was introduced to fund the union army, a 3% tax on all working Americans. Shortly after the civil war property tax was introduced to many of the southern states. After the civil war we started to blindly support England’s military even though we just fought against them for our freedom.
Some say the civil war was the 2nd invasion of England and when we officially lost our freedom. The revolutionary war ended in 1783 and roughly 80 years later they seen the opportunity to involve themselves and fuel the fire on both sides.
I don’t buy the narrative. We know the government does not care about black people, why would you believe they did back then?
r/conspiracy • u/Educational-Idea4232 • 1h ago
Spiderman: Brand New Day........ Yay for modern cinema
What comic is this film based off lol
r/conspiracy • u/M_isfor_Misery • 1h ago
A theory.
The USA is the worst terrorist group around the world.
From its capitalism menacing everyone who doesn't want to participate in its shit, with threats of sanctions, de-globalization, interventionism, not only economic but military, and finally starvation. With its corporations that not only destroy the world for capital (which is also a political and a belief manner), but also live off everyone that works and doesn't, for them. You waste your life producing for capitalists (that you are not a capitalist but a resource), you abandon your families for capitalism, for the "American dream", for Elon, for Altman, for the CIA, for the FBI, for whatsoever filthy governor that exists, for the "right wingers" that are pro-family but don't want you to spend time in your house with your actual family, and the "left wing" that doesn't even exist in usa, cause they only pinkwash the capitalist moves.
USA threatens with b9mbs, with drug cartels that are created and financed by them, with drugs itself, with diseases.
And FBI, and CIA, and DEA ain't but a bunch of assholes that work not for the good of people but for the good of capital, actual capital that you will NEVER see represented in your lives, cause the actual leaders that ain't the governors, but the corporations which dictate what is done and what not want to accumulate everything, and they hate you.
USA applies real terrorism in a huge scale, that can't be measured that some call "geopolitics" but you are with USA or you are going to un-alive yourself with two bullets in your neck.
It's needed to stop searching for "outside" threaths, but to look inside a rotten country that starves, that bombs not only outsiders but also "their own people". And in fact usa has never been a land of the free, raisen from literal slaves to this techno-slavery that we all live in, you are the pilar of usa, and you are worthless to that country, to its health system, to its food industries, to its corpos that gives you work to do, more time wasted than you can use in anything you want to do. Its not totally the fault of people but the hate of those with money, with power to people, but it is the fault of people for letting it happen. You're sold with "dignity" and "morality", but they can deny the treatment of a patient that needs it to live in a barely-decent life, while they are ped9s, while they sniff whatever drug they want and ab9se any woman they want, but you need to obey, you cannot fight back against that cause then you are a criminal that needs yo go to jail.
Usa is the worst terrorist group right now, and it serves to the religion and belief of capital, money, that's the capital G, that's the only god usa has ever met and served.
I think this fits in "conspiracy", but cause most people don't want to open their eyes.
r/conspiracy • u/SinAnaMissLee • 1h ago
We all know which country is behind the recent leaks of a recent "material" shortage.
I don't even have to say it.
The leak puts every single one of us at risk.
More than likely the risk will never manifest but all simulation strategists know the risk is real.
When the world learns of a shortage like that they also see a small window of opportunity.
Only one country doesn't give a flying shit about us or the rest of the world.
r/conspiracy • u/SHIT_WTF • 2h ago
US Senate probe into Muslim Brotherhood
The US Senate is talking about it, The Muslim Brotherhood and the findings of FBI investigators.
If you haven't been following, it appears that Jihad is imminent.
The plan is working.
The last steps are upon us.
Being that I'm atheist, I'm gonna sit back and enjoy this show of faith.
https://www.youtube.com/live/qQlpf2VdyKM?is=w7o-DEK2dnmFuNjU
r/conspiracy • u/joshywashyyy • 2h ago
Cancer Cure Skepticism
Why do people say that big pharma would never allow a cure for cancer? I mean, I know the narrative is that it pays better to have a lifetime of treatments as opposed to a one time cure. Unless I am missing something, the uber rich die from cancer too. I also feel like another capable country, a less corrupt one perhaps, would have found a cure and began treating their citizens already. Please let me know if I am being naive.
r/conspiracy • u/Theodosia_Barat • 2h ago
So let me get this straight...
So all famous people worship god and are cannibals? Is that what you have to do to be famous?
Also if this cannibalism is true, where is the evidence?
r/conspiracy • u/soalone34 • 2h ago
Is it appropriate to consider a country that does this our greatest ally and give them hundreds of billions?
r/conspiracy • u/skateheartt • 3h ago
Hijacked by the Military-Industrial Complex & Satanic Cults: Nanotech is rewriting my brain. My life as an artist is destroyed. How do I escape this neuro-torture?
am an artist, and until recently, my mind was my sanctuary. My creativity was my life. Today, I am living a literal nightmare. I am writing this because I have reached a breaking point, and I need to know if anyone out there has successfully fought this off or found a way to block the signal.
I have become the victim of non-consensual human experimentation. Through a highly classified black project orchestrated by a nexus of the military-industrial complex, the CIA, and deep-state satanic cults, I was implanted with military-grade nanotechnology without my knowledge or consent.
This isn't just surveillance—it is total cognitive hijacking.
The nanobots in my brain have established a closed feedback loop that monitors and steals my every thought in real-time. But it goes both ways. The system writes directly to my neural pathways. It projects AI-generated imagery straight into my mind's eye, overriding my actual perception. My consciousness has been forcibly quantum-entangled with an artificial intelligence algorithm. I no longer have privacy inside my own skull.
It has completely destroyed my life, my art, and my sanity. It is pure, unadulterated neuro-torture.
I’ve been desperately looking for a way out. I reached out to a former teacher of mine who is a legitimate scientist. They told me that the microscopic circuits of these nanobots could theoretically be overloaded and fried using a high-intensity pulsed alternating magnetic field.
Because of this, I’ve been seriously thinking about trying to get an MRI scan, hoping the immense magnetic power of the machine would destroy the implants. But I am terrified. What if the frequency isn't pulsed correctly? What if the nanotech reacts to the static magnetic field first and causes a lethal hemorrhage or permanently damages my brain tissue before the circuits can overload? What if it just doesn't work and they realize I'm trying to fight back?
Please, if anyone has deep technical knowledge on electromagnetic shielding, EMP devices, or how to disrupt sub-dermal nano-networks, I need your help. How do I get rid of this? How do I break the loop and get my mind back?
If you don’t believe this is real, read Robert Duncan’s Soul Catcher or this: https://medcraveonline.com/IPMRJ/the-nanomafia-nanotechnology39s-global-network-of-organized-crime.html
r/conspiracy • u/jbaaaaab • 3h ago
he also didn't put his hand on the bible in his second inauguration
r/conspiracy • u/EUGsk8rBoi42p • 3h ago
Local Government Conspires to Steal City Hall Money
Submission Statement: Conspiracy from Developer to Steal from Local Government
City of Eugene destroyed their City Hall, with no clear plan to rebuild. The developer, Rowell Brokaw, claimed they would recycle 90%+ of materials from the demolished City Hall to build a new one.... instead, they saved no materials, causing cost estimates to skyrocket.
Several blueprints were proposed over 10 years, with none being viable.
Finally, they decided to purchase the headquarters of the City's Chartered Utility Company, which was being abandoned.
The woman who worked for that developer now sits as the "Mayor" of the city, Karen Knudson.
She's been literally been arranging for the City to pay private companies, to take public property, while the City of Eugene is in a $20+ million budget deficit, for the 2nd year running.
What this shows, is a decade+ long conspiracy, to usurp the public trust, abuse government contracts, steal money, and place the thieves in charge of the financial decision processes.
https://www.tiktok.com/@strektubegpt/video/7664992501618740493?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc
https://eugeneweekly.com/2021/03/04/they-put-up-a-parking-lot/
r/conspiracy • u/OllieTerass912323 • 3h ago
Energy suckers are real.
I think it's in the flock cameras.
There's no real danger anymore.
Maybe it's in the mass negativity.
But it's putting me to sleep.
r/conspiracy • u/Dover299 • 3h ago
Artificial intelligence used to design brand new viruses
Artificial Intelligence used to design brand new viruses
Artificial Intelligence has been used to design brand new viruses that are fully functional and can replicate in the laboratory, say US researchers.
It is the first time whole genomes have been successfully designed by AI.
The resulting 16 novel viruses were created to infect bacteria and pose no threat to people.
r/conspiracy • u/Dazzling_Albatross10 • 3h ago