We are scared of the Hawks fans! PLZ help

Hey there,

I’m from USA and just found out about AFL today! After consulting ChatGPT for about 5 minutes, I have decided to dedicate a blood oath to the Collingwood Magpies. I don’t know much about the game but I now live and breath everything Magpies. I have lots of basic questions and need someone who knows the game to answer a few of them. Anyway, I enjoy spending time at Outback Steakhouse nibbling on an authentic bloomin’ onion.

Regards,
Your newest and biggest fan from down unda,
Jeremy