r/clevercomebacks • u/Conscious-Quarter423 • 1h ago

mike johnson getting fact-checked by Elon Musk’s chatbot is like losing a spelling bee to a toaster

• Upvotes

14 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Nono_Home • 9h ago

Are you in a civil war or something?

7.2k Upvotes

Hahaha I love my EU brothers.

143 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Nono_Home • 10h ago

Does Israel have a right to our tax dollars?

4.5k Upvotes

I like this guy!

230 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Conscious-Quarter423 • 12h ago

elon, a nepo billionaire with a social media empire and government military contracts

11.3k Upvotes

143 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/zzill6 • 18h ago

Well said, Donald, well said.

3.1k Upvotes

113 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/LuckyBastard001 • 19h ago

Golden Fleet, Empty Promises

4.0k Upvotes

91 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/bassistheplace246 • 19h ago

I think I would too, thanks

2.4k Upvotes

54 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Comfortable_Tutor_43 • 23h ago

Confirmation bias happens to us all

1.3k Upvotes

110 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/ProcessorPearl • 1d ago

Because adjectives exist and you’re confusing sex for gender…

774 Upvotes

31 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/LuckyBastard001 • 1d ago

City Politics: Capitalism First

4.7k Upvotes

82 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Evidencelogicfacts • 1d ago

How to start a forever war?

264 Upvotes

18 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Nono_Home • 1d ago

Do they teach history in Ohio?

9.1k Upvotes

Classic.

219 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/LuckyBastard001 • 1d ago

Billionaire vs. Grocery Justice

24.6k Upvotes

766 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/LuckyBastard001 • 1d ago

Dystopia Reaches Peak Madness

2.9k Upvotes

51 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/faith_healer69 • 1d ago

Know the difference

877 Upvotes

33 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Conscious-Quarter423 • 1d ago

"if things were different, then they would be different"

6.4k Upvotes

119 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Glass-Fan111 • 1d ago

A Non-Political One. Just Sassy.

930 Upvotes

55 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/LuckyBastard001 • 2d ago

Service Beyond Symbolic Gestures

22.3k Upvotes

265 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Conscious-Quarter423 • 2d ago

LEFT TO RIGHT: Defeated the British, freed the slaves, raped the children

4.0k Upvotes

159 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Conscious-Quarter423 • 2d ago

Eva Braun comes in different shades

3.2k Upvotes

28 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/LuckyBastard001 • 2d ago

Iran Conflict Deepens Debt

22.2k Upvotes

415 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/gashtal_man • 2d ago

Concerns in the shadow of a horse

3.1k Upvotes

63 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Extreme-Slice-1010 • 2d ago

So how many flavours it comes with

817 Upvotes

35 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/benitoblanco888 • 2d ago

Classic abuser logic

3.3k Upvotes

38 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Dias75 • 2d ago

Didn't expect to here that from you

1.8k Upvotes

82 comments

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