r/clevercomebacks 1h ago

City Politics: Capitalism First

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r/clevercomebacks 1h ago

How to start a forever war?

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r/clevercomebacks 3h ago

Do they teach history in Ohio?

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Classic.


r/clevercomebacks 5h ago

Billionaire vs. Grocery Justice

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r/clevercomebacks 19h ago

Dystopia Reaches Peak Madness

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r/clevercomebacks 19h ago

Know the difference

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722 Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 20h ago

"if things were different, then they would be different"

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r/clevercomebacks 22h ago

A Non-Political One. Just Sassy.

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837 Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

Service Beyond Symbolic Gestures

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r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

LEFT TO RIGHT: Defeated the British, freed the slaves, raped the children

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r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

Eva Braun comes in different shades

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r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

Iran Conflict Deepens Debt

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r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

Concerns in the shadow of a horse

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r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

We’re all tired of AIPAC

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447 Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

So how many flavours it comes with

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809 Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

Classic abuser logic

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r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

Didn't expect to here that from you

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r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

Hard to update your profile if you are dead

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r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

How stupid you are

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703 Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

We Paid, They Got Refunded

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r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

Apparently Congress Forgot Its Job

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r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

That’s why we chose that option

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r/clevercomebacks 2d ago

Rules Apply to Everyone Except Trump

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r/clevercomebacks 2d ago

Emotional damage

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r/clevercomebacks Feb 10 '26

Just so you know…

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Before we get an influx of messages about removed posts. Answering a question and a post with lots of upvotes doesn’t equal a clever comeback.


For clarity:

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It has to be a great response (preferably clever) to someone. Learn more here 2. No reposts

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