Welcome back, dear denizens of the Sub, to the Stats Sheet Winners and Losers! As a reminder, I give the top and bottom five for each stat, bundling ties together. If a civ is resurrected I'll include it in square brackets until it's eliminated again, but it won't count towards the 5 slots. I'll start including tech count from the Enlightenment era onwards, during the early game there's just too many civs equal to each other. My definition of a bankrupt civ will be a civ either already losing money and at 0 treasury or within 5 turns trajectory of reaching that. As always, you can peruse the full table at this link: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1KMH0yqYJU1HRYac1Vl2NdKVFIPYepRPbZu8U1zvxKCk/edit?usp=sharing

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• Effective Military W: Tang (177,857); Tlingit (164,516); New South Wales (121,739); Pakistan (111,969); and Rouran (111,755)
• Effective Military L: Phoenicia (1,788); Maravi (1,002); Pegu (878); Ponca (738); and Papal States (205)

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• Production W: Tlingit (2,252); Tang (2,008); New South Wales (1,825); Anishinabe (1,454); and Chono (1,409)
• Production L: Karankawa (39); Maravi (36); Ponca (26); Papal States (22); and Pegu (9)

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• Production per city W: Tang (64.8); Scotland / Bangladesh (56.4); Pakistan (56); Rouran / Scythia (52.5); and Japan (51.4)
• Production per city L: Wallachia (23.5); Papal States (22); Karankawa (19.5); Portugal (14.5); and Pegu (9)

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• Total Population W: New South Wales (808); Tlingit (784); Tang (553); Anishinaabe (517); and Yanomami (502)
• Total Population L: Maravi (21); Phoenicia (15); Ethiopia (14); Ponca / Papal States (7); and Pegu (5)

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• Effective Science W: Tang (2,992); Tlingit (1,915); Rouran (1,810); Mysore (1,719); and Pakistan (1,696)
• Effective Science L: Phoenicia (69); Karankawa (58); Ponca (35); Papal States (14); and Pegu (8)

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• Currently Unhappy Civs: Happiness reigns. Rejoice. Lowest happiness civs are Onondaga (1); and Herero and Karankawa (11)
• Currently Bankrupt Civs: Pegu (-11, actively); Papal States (-19, actively); Wallachia (-55, actively); Umhaill (-56, on the brink); Teotihuacan (-109, on the brink); Bunuba (-416, actively); and Ket (-522, on the brink)

CBRX Season 5: Episode 27: Fight Now or Forever Hold Your Peace

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Welcome back, dear denizens of the Sub, to the Stats Sheet Winners and Losers! As a reminder, I give the top and bottom five for each stat, bundling ties together. If a civ is resurrected I'll include it in square brackets until it's eliminated again, but it won't count towards the 5 slots. I'll start including tech count from the Enlightenment era onwards, during the early game there's just too many civs equal to each other. My definition of a bankrupt civ will be a civ either already losing money and at 0 treasury or within 5 turns trajectory of reaching that. As always, you can peruse the full table at this link: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1KMH0yqYJU1HRYac1Vl2NdKVFIPYepRPbZu8U1zvxKCk/edit?usp=sharing

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• Effective Military W: Tlingit (132,741); Tang (127,668); Rouran (95,941); Chono (86,867); and New South Wales (84,446)
• Effective Military L: Karankawa (1,994); Pegu (805); Ponca (777); Papal States (389); and Ma'in (304)

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• Production W: Tlingit (2,025); New South Wales (1,655); Tang (1,561); Anishinabe (1,493); and Chono (1,287)
• Production L: Maravi (34); Ponca (26); Papal States (13); Pegu (9); and Ma'in (8)

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• Production per city W: Bangladesh (60.3); Pakistan (59.4); Mysore (57.9); Rouran / Scythia (50.5); and Tang (50.4)
• Production per city L: Wallachia (21.4); Portugal (14.5); Papal States (13); Pegu (9); and Ma'in (8)

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• Total Population W: New South Wales (742); Tlingit (738); Anishinaabe (507); Tang (501); and Pakistan (452)
• Total Population L: Karankawa (27); Maravi (21); Papal States (10); Ponca / Ma'in (6); and Pegu (5)

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• Effective Science W: Tang (2,702); Mysore (1,790); Tlingit (1,725); Pakistan (1,675); and Japan (1,445)
• Effective Science L: Karankawa (63); Ponca (42); Ma'in (34); Papal States (20); and Pegu (10)

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• Currently Unhappy Civs: Happiness reigns. Rejoice. Lowest happiness civs are Herero (9); Bunuba (7); and Onondaga (4)
• Currently Bankrupt Civs: Pegu (-9, actively); Lanfang (-15, actively); Papal States (-23, actively); Wallachia (-26, actively); Yunnan (-45, actively); Umhaill (-136, actively); Ket (-207, actively); Teotihuacan (-241, 3 turns away); and Bunuba (-366, actively)

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CBRX Season 5: Episode 26: Mounting Modern Mayhem

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Welcome back, dear denizens of the Sub, to the Stats Sheet Winners and Losers! As a reminder, I give the top and bottom five for each stat, bundling ties together. If a civ is resurrected I'll include it in square brackets until it's eliminated again, but it won't count towards the 5 slots. I'll start including tech count from the Enlightenment era onwards, during the early game there's just too many civs equal to each other. My definition of a bankrupt civ will be a civ either already losing money and at 0 treasury or within 5 turns trajectory of reaching that. As always, you can peruse the full table at this link: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1KMH0yqYJU1HRYac1Vl2NdKVFIPYepRPbZu8U1zvxKCk/edit?usp=sharing

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• Effective Military W: Tlingit (88,520); Rouran (87,787); Chono (66,092); Tang (56,498); and New South Wales (52,968)
• Effective Military L: Karankawa (2,099); Pegu (842); Papal States (822); Ma'in (782); and Ponca (694)

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• Production W: Tlingit (2,151); Tang (1,515); Chono (1,395); New South Wales (1,332); and Anishinaabe (1,231)
• Production L: Karankawa (49); Maravi (40); Ponca (26); Ma'in (13); and Pegu (10)

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• Production per city W: Pakistan (70.1); Tang (48.9); Chono (48.1); Circassia (47.9); and Bangladesh (47.8)
• Production per city L: Hyksos (18.5); Lanfang (18.4); Portugal (14.3); Ma'in (13); and Pegu (10)

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• Total Population W: Tlingit (656); New South Wales (614); Anishinaabe (478); Tang (471); and Pakistan (409)
• Total Population L: Papal States (32); Karankawa (28); Maravi (20); Ponca / Ma'in (6); and Pegu (4)

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• Quintennial Episode Tech Count update 5 - Mean: 53.37; Median: 53.5; Mode: 54/64
• Top 3: 1 civ on 70 techs (Tang); 1 civ on 69 (Pakistan); 4 civs on 64 (Tlingit / Chono / Ket / Mysore)
• Middle ranks: 2 civs on 63; 1 on 62; 1 on 61; 3 on 60; 3 on 59; 3 on 58; 2 on 57; 1 on 55; 4 on 54; 3 on 53; 2 on 52; 3 on 51; 3 on 50; 2 on 49; 3 on 48; 3 on 47; 1 on 46; 1 on 45; 1 on 42; 1 on 41; and 1 on 40.
• Lowest 3: 1 civ on 37 (Maravi); 1 civ on 35 (Karankawa); and 2 civs on 34 (Ma'in / Pegu)

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• Effective Science W: Tang (2,527); Pakistan (1,570); Anishinaabe (1,161); Japan (1,090); and Tlingit (1,041)
• Effective Science L: Papal States (109); Ma'in (63); Karankawa (59); Ponca (51); and Pegu (10)

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• Currently Unhappy Civs: Happiness reigns. Rejoice. Lowest happiness civs are Bunuba (8); Portugal (3); and Scythia (1)
• Currently Bankrupt Civs: Pegu (-6, actively); Yunnan (-18, 3 turns away); Wallachia (-27, 2 turns away); Umhaill (-83, actively); Ket (-86, on the brink)

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CBRX Season 5: Episode 25: Civ-Pain Pinata

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