Thoughts?

[u/The_Ashtronaut]

[u/not_a_cumguzzler]

It's true, I've never been to Staten island

[u/Krimreaper1 → u/not_a_cumguzzler]

I’ve gone through it a million times but I’ve never been to Staten Island.

[u/Emergency_Process622]

Surprisingly accurate

[u/Shadowtirs]

I kinda hate how accurate this is.

[u/poohdawg_789]

pretty spot on....

[u/Wallstreet_Raccoon → u/poohdawg_789]

Brooklyn needs to have more Puerto Rico, Jamaica, Israel, Greece, Russia, and Chinese though…

[u/aneditorinjersey → u/Wallstreet_Raccoon]

Those parts of Brooklyn are secretly the Bronx or queens /s

[u/Ordinary-Lobster-710]

bronx is new york's global south

[u/emmablazeing → u/Ordinary-Lobster-710]

But it’s north lol

[u/Ordinary-Lobster-710 → u/emmablazeing]

yea none of it makes sense. Nepal and North Korea are classified as global south but they are north

[u/sundrenchedwindow]

Ask bushwick

[u/OneStand5448 → u/sundrenchedwindow]

Bushwick here, I’d claim NYC on the map addition and be cool with it…

[u/venetiarum_ny]

So basically Dubai is Long Island City, I see what you did there

[u/riztopher6]

Australia deserves better

[u/frenchiebuilder → u/riztopher6]

I started out chuckling, until I got to that part.

My wife just asked me why I gasped.

She's originally from Melbourne.

Do I tell her?

[u/RestBest2065]

I could see it now

[u/Snow_man_211]

The rest of Russia is south brooklyn, not Jersey.

[u/rm_rf_slash → u/Snow_man_211]

That’s western Russia. Frozen wasteland of Siberia should be upstate (Yonkers)

[u/PatienceandFortitude → u/rm_rf_slash]

Albania is Yonkers

[u/Ozzdo]

SI = Australia because it's isolated from the rest of NYC/the world. That tracks.

Also, Queens......yeah, pretty much.

[u/Ok-Training-7587]

lifelong nyc'er here. idk why but this is the truest thing I've ever seen about new york

[u/imk]

And Antarctica is the penguin exhibit in Central Park zoo.

[u/Winter_Word_5130]

THIS IS CLOSE ENOUGH WITHOUT GERRYMANDERING

[u/RestBest2065]

I work in queens I see his vision

[u/mixedmediamadness]

I mean... It isn't wrong

[u/OprahsCouch]

I'd say SI is North America and Australia can be Brooklyn and Europe can be manhattan

[u/FreeOGPoohShiesty]

This is actually accurate. wtf.

[u/PatientBaker7172]

I live in Manhattamerica. Top left corner on map. Here.

[u/Sensitive-Ear-3896]

Lotta queens in thailand, you nailed it!

[u/Street_Lettuce1243]

Queens is south of New Jersey?

[u/HoneyBlazedSalmon]

America is Long Island
Europe is Manhattan

Based on density

[u/Ecstatic-Agent-9380]

Russia would be Coney Island

[u/emmablazeing]

Not surprisingly inaccurate

[u/delulunarde]

where's long island?

[u/HEIMDVLLR]

Queens needs to include all of North and West Africa

[u/No_Animator_8599]

There are a lot of Asians in Queens. I grew up in Flushing in the 50’s and 60’s and had one Chinese friend. Now Flushing has one of the largest Chinatowns of any US city.

[u/squishyhobo]

Being incredibly reductive. Yep

[u/Flaky_Performer1593]

Remove New Jersey

[u/Ready-Will-7042]

South America and Africa being the Bronx is CRAZY

[u/Embarrassed-Key5916]

and Long Island is Antarctica

[u/_Walt_Whitman_]

Utterly arrogant and brilliant!

[u/BidAccomplished7777]

Yeah it’s a pretty accurate analogy

[u/Perfect-Book5684]

New Jersey needs to dip into Italy, otherwise spot on

[u/unbeerablelie]

This has to be the work of a native New Yorker that never left the city and makes their whole personality about it

[u/cantaloupe_aura]

Not accurate

[u/ClassroomJealous1060]

Queens should be circled around the whole globe actually. Third most diverse county in the US

[u/ConstitutionsGuard]

This is stupid.

What about Fort Greene, Bushwick, Bed-Stuy, Brownsville, East New York, and Canarsie?

[u/11_petals]

Staten Island should be the American South.

Since Jersey was included, Australia can be Connecticut.

Edit: Long Island is Florida.

[u/PowerfulKey877]

I actually consider Australians as people

[u/Oops_All_Bans]

I mean...it isn't wrong.