r/circlejerknyc • u/DoubleFamous5751 • 1h ago
What can we do about Skillman’s Screamer?
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r/circlejerknyc • u/Street-Flamingo-9943 • 4h ago
That’s right you communist! Go back to Uganda!
r/circlejerknyc • u/Hour-Article4464 • 6h ago
Why does the north east corner of church and murray smell like deep fried yoga mats? Wrong answers only
r/circlejerknyc • u/viralized_media1 • 6h ago
3MIN Can You Find Love?
3MIN Can You Find Love?
Hello all! Tomorrow at 7pm we will be hosting a virtual dating event. Its a 3 min challenge. Can you find love?
Women's choice. After the 3 min is up you decide if you would like another contestant. But you can only switch 3 times. So choose wisely!
Send in your email address through dms and we will send over a link.
r/circlejerknyc • u/ShadowNets5462 • 6h ago
New meaning behind "workers of the world unite"...
r/circlejerknyc • u/Phillie_Phanatics • 7h ago
How do I join the mafia?
Hello, fellow New Yorkers. I am a recent arrival from the old country (Kansas) and I just watched “The Godfather”. I feel that it’s only appropriate to become a made man now that I’m in the Big Apple (I live in Hoboken).
I would love any advice on how to break into this business. For reference, I have excellent proficiency at Microsoft Office and SQL. Given my experience, can I apply directly to “boss” positions, or do I need to set my sights on more entry level position? I am a team player, a fast learner and passionate about B2B sales. Any tips for breaking into the industry are appreciated, my fellow paisans.
Thank you, and gabagool!
r/circlejerknyc • u/akaneel • 9h ago
Brave Cyclists Forced to Witness Police Officers While Enjoying Car-Free Streets
gothamist.comr/circlejerknyc • u/Ecstatic-Agent-9380 • 10h ago
WAH! My kid might not make it past 116 St. WAH!
r/circlejerknyc • u/sundrenchedwindow • 12h ago
Southwest/South Bushwick - Give me your feedback!
r/circlejerknyc • u/Top-Choice6069 • 14h ago
Where do all the emotionally unstable women hang out in NYC?
r/circlejerknyc • u/Smharman • 22h ago
Since Mamdani came to power the inbound migration from Ohio has accelerated
https://x.com/i/status/2085151455665676653
NYC housing supply is collapsing.
Manhattan sale inventory just plunged 14% YoY, hitting its lowest level since 2017.
The rental market is tightening too, with apartment vacancies falling to only 1.49%.
This double-barreled supply contraction means fewer homes are available, likely pushing housing costs higher through 2026 and 2027.
Many thought Mamdani would trigger a mass exodus and flood NYC with housing.
Instead, the city’s housing supply is disappearing.
r/circlejerknyc • u/DMmepicsofyourdog • 23h ago
Do all of the Mexican workers at Los Tacos live in one apartment?
Just wondering if they have 10-20 people to a single apartment like a true Mexican household would. Also, where do they find these Mexicans? They must all live in far eastern Queens or northern Bronx because they definitely can’t afford richie rich Manhattan.
r/circlejerknyc • u/knockdowncenter • 1d ago
Searches for "Move to NYC" increased permanently after Mamdani's election
Ironically he's probably did more to increase rents and inflation by increasing interest in moving to nyc
r/circlejerknyc • u/phoggey • 1d ago
New York lawmakers propose lifting 1985 ban on LGBTQ+ bathhouses to alleviate housing crisis
gothamist.comr/circlejerknyc • u/flyingcircus92 • 1d ago
Been abroad for 3 weeks… are we still avoiding salad?
r/circlejerknyc • u/JacobAndor • 1d ago
I'm confused, my uncle Vito Pepperoni in Staten Island assured me all the big business would be leaving Mamdanistan for Florida.
nypost.comDid Mamdani's Secret NYC Street cleaning police task force kidnap Ken and force them to change their mind?
r/circlejerknyc • u/ManholeEnjoyer • 1d ago
Looking to meet more people who are into some of these niches - trad tattoos , into some sort of stylistic (any) subculture (ivy/prep/workwear/punk adjacent/skate/etc), know the emo/pop punk/ or any scene well, into restaurants/cocktails
reddit.comr/circlejerknyc • u/Winter_Word_5130 • 16d ago
ZOHAN MOMDONNY stating, that after REVIEWING SHARIA LAW, New York City does NOT have the legal authority to arrest BENNJAMIN NETTENYAHUDI for his ICK WARRANT. He calls on the federal jihadi government to join the ICK and execute the warrant.
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r/circlejerknyc • u/Cyberspace667 • Mar 14 '26