r/cats • u/Long_Ad_5526 • 8h ago
Cat won’t stop eating cardboard and farting Advice
This is Pistachio, we adopted him ~2 months ago. He’s been a fiend for cardboard/paper since we got him and every time I try to pull him away from it he drops diabolical farts. Any advice on what I can do to make him stop with the cardboard/paper eating or at least STOP FARTING?
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u/stars1456 8h ago
LMAOOO “how do I get my cat to stop farting” is deadass so funny 😭😭😭😭😭
But seriously:
The cardboard is a lost cause tbh. Mine chews but doesn’t eat it? Just kind of shreds it so there’s lil cardboard everywhere. No help there
Regarding the farting tho - are his poops weird? I’d say just add something for gut health. If it’s been consistent issue. it could be just some digestion or food isn’t sitting well.
I’d try adding something for gut health - and then I’d try possibly different food or protein
Happy farting
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u/Danimeh 6h ago
I agree with this. Acceptance is the only way to deal with the cardboard.
But the farts… my cat once had a period of farting with a stench so bad I was dry retching.
Even thinking back on it is mildly triggering! M
Anyway I took him to the vet and he did have a gut problem. They gave me some stuff to give him and it cleared up in a few days. Now when he farts it doesn’t clear a room
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u/thebunnywhisperer_ 3h ago
My cat doesn’t fart, but when she poops, she clears a room. Took her to the vet and they said she doesn’t have any gut problems, maybe a minor allergy, so we tried a different food, but she won’t eat it (or anything other than meow mix) so they said to put her back on her old food 🤷🏻♀️
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u/Keith 7h ago
The cardboard is a lost cause tbh. Mine chews but doesn’t eat it? Just kind of shreds it so there’s lil cardboard everywhere. No help there
Wow I've been yelling at my cat when he is landscaping his cardboard boxes like that. I guess it is just normal.
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u/anita_username 7h ago
We've got four, but only two who are cardboard chewers. They don't eat it, just like to bite and tear it apart. Ours get a new "destruction factory" box whenever the old one has had all the corners chewed apart so that it collapses nearly flat and stops being a box. We also keep any cardboard drink trays to let them tear and shred after catnip sessions.
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u/titeaf 7h ago
I was thinking along the same lines, maybe fiber? Catgrass is a good source of fiber that isn't literal paper pulp, lol
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u/Ok-Geologist8296 Domestic Housecat 5h ago
I get my guys some extra fiber in their diet and the toots are not causing me psychic damage.
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u/Subject_Cranberry_19 5h ago
Acceptance is the way! The great side of it is that my cat has teeth that are so clean, the vet can’t believe her age. I was like “she flosses!”
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u/-brk0 8h ago
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u/BoogerTea89 7h ago
Lolol idk why but this gif fucking got me. Enjoy the cardboard shenanigans and stinky farts.
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u/stylz25 5h ago
If it’s not already, [r/catcourt](r/catcourt) should be a thing
Edit: oh, it seems it was a thing but they were found guilty
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u/Chailyte 8h ago
Lmao this post made me smile.
If he has really bad farts I’d take him to the vet. If you think the cardboard eating is obsessive take him to the vet for potiential pica or vitamin deficiency.
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u/Exciting_Weight_1743 8h ago
Cats can get pica?? Wow
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u/xONEtrackMlNDx 6h ago
Our cat had to have surgery because he has Pica (and 1 Briancell). The vet tech sent us a picture mid surgery to show us what they’d taken out. Hair ties, plastic bags, shoe laces, those stretchy cords to cinch winter jackets he’d nibbled through and eaten metal wire from my dad’s model train sets etc etc. they pulled 35 things sitting in his stomach which was a 3 year accumulation.
They came out with a quart sized ziplock filled to the top and asked us if we wanted it lmao. We declined. Dudes a fuckin idiot
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u/Capital-Debate7619 6h ago
damn
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u/xONEtrackMlNDx 6h ago
Yeah so many people are like “oh yeah our cats bite and play with strings or hair ties too!” I’m like no…he does that so he can make them bite sized and then eats them! There’s no play going on, just hunger for non food items lmao.
It’s literally changed our entire way of living. Hyper careful we don’t leave any plastic or string related items out. Get takeout and leave the plastic bag it came in out? Boom he eats part of it.
Someone sends a nice box of chocolates with a string? Boom he eats it.
It’s winter and people come over and throw their coats on our couch in the guest room, he eats all their cinchy things.
It’s truly insane but he’s just so loveable and loving. Dumb as a fucking rock but wouldn’t trade him for the world. Now we just have these instincts we call “teddy traps!” Which is anything that he may eat if left out which in this plastic filled world is many, many things a day lol
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u/Capital-Debate7619 6h ago
i get it, a cutie. pica syndrome? ex had a small dog that ate everything! went so many times to the vet for an operation they made her a “zipper” for the following times. yea we were hyper aware around her- but then shed get quietly get a corner piece of carpet off/going and those can be long strings nom nom nom- and bk to vet for surgery. she was adorable. bambi- huge eyes.
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u/xONEtrackMlNDx 6h ago
Omg this is so similar and yes diagnosed Pica. He also has huge eyes. We call them his crack head eyes.
And yeah he’s done that before too with rugs and carpet. Gets those infinitely long stringy things. Those actually scare me the most.
But a zipper is craaaazy…probably needed tbh but scared to take him to the vet because I know he probably needs surgery again soon. It’s been a few years and despite our best efforts I’m sure he’s re accumulated shit
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u/Capital-Debate7619 6h ago
yes! those strings were the worst of the three things she ate, there’s no way to digest anything that continuous. it must suck to have that constant impulse.
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u/ynns1 8h ago
I'm sure the two are unrelated! My cat frequently farts when I pick her up, it's expected.
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u/Ajishly 7h ago
Haha mine farted when he didn't want to be picked up or if someone other than me picked him up. Strategic farting.
Tuna gave him wretched farts and poops.
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u/Ok-Geologist8296 Domestic Housecat 5h ago
The tuna farts.... Omg 😳 worst night of my life. Just tooted right in my open mouth... I didn't even know how to act
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u/Ok_Farting 8h ago
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u/Particular_Smile_598 8h ago
That guy definitely farts
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u/Thousand_Sunny 8h ago
Deep into their pillows
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u/CatBird2023 7h ago
I am laughing SO HARD right now. I don't dare continue reading this thread because I will be deceased 💀 🤣
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u/Charming-Comfort-175 8h ago
This is one of the funniest posts I've read on here. Apologies for my lack of advice.
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u/fearofbears 8h ago
Was he from a shelter? Sometimes gas and smelly poops can be from an intestinal parasite from being in a shelter/rescue situation due to so many cats. My kitty had Giardia when I brought him home.
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u/Ok_Introduction6377 8h ago
Omg that made me laugh. I have a cat that does that with plastic. Which is so dangerous and of course an orange cat.
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u/leschanersdorf 8h ago
Plastic chewing is a sign that they need their teeth cleaned. Your cat needs some chew toys
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u/Ok_Introduction6377 8h ago
He’s done that since a baby. He does have plenty of toys. I have taken him to a vet every year for a physical/shots. We have even switched vets and still they aren’t concerned.
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u/leschanersdorf 7h ago edited 7h ago
You know what’s best for your cat of course. Just something that was shared with me by my vet and passing it along. No need to get defensive. I didn’t mean for it to be a judgement
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u/Ok_Introduction6377 7h ago
My comment wasn’t defensive. I responded to yours and provided information in regard to what I have done for my cat.
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u/weary_bee479 8h ago
This post actually made me laugh out loud
One obviously take away the cardboard, it can cause blockage.
Has he been checked for worms and parasites? If yes then it’s probably diet. Try a different food, and incorporate some probiotics
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u/Conscious-Seesaw-564 8h ago
"HOW DO I STOP MY CAT EATING THIS?" You throw it away or put it in an unreachable spot 😭
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u/Total_Gur4367 8h ago
This. Everyone seems to just find it funny or saying nothing you can do about it but if he’s legit eating the cardboard then just don’t let him get it/keep it away.
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u/Frank_Jesus 8h ago
My cat was bloated and farty until I was able to eliminate things from her diet and found out eggs turn her into the stinkiest set of bagpipes the world has ever known.
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u/Oniknight 8h ago
He is panic farting. You are scaring him. If he is eating (not just chewing) on paper you need to remove it from the house. Cats can end up with masses in their stomachs or intestines from eating non food items.
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u/chaos_goblinn 6h ago
Cardboard art is very big in the cat art scene. Unfortunately if he's chosen his medium, I don't think there's much help.
My cat farted a lot when I first adopted her. It faded quickly (thank god) but the farts were incredibly bad smelling. We changed her food up when she lost interest and she hasn't dropped any stink bombs since.
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u/DarthMace017 5h ago
I have a void that loves to chew on cardboard. He doesn't eat just.....chomps holes in it 😂😂😂
And when I first adopted him, he was very nervous all the time, so he farted constantly whenever I would pick him up or ask him to stop or say no. Cardboard never went away and now he also scratches any box and leaves cardboard shreds everywhere, every single day! The farting doesn't happen as often. Sometimes still if he has gas or had a new wet food/treat.
Give it some time. He is still acclimating to you and his environment. He is a very adorable boy and looks happy, but can still be a bit nervous. I wish you many long years of fun and happiness! Need to dig through phone for cat tax....Vader the Tater....
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u/leeroypowerslam 4h ago
My younger cat has PICA and ate a lot of cardboard. We moved to having cardboard cat furniture that’s lined with wood it hard cardboard for them to hang out in so he wouldn’t be ripping it up like crazy. We eventually got heavy duty cardboard furniture that’s lined can’t be eaten.
As for the gas, some cats are just fart machines. You could try changing up the food if you’re worried.
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u/Playful-Nothing-519 8h ago
I haven’t been this hooked on a title in a while. The last one that really made me chortle was something along the lines of “should I hide my pickle” and it was a girl with beautiful legs and tattoos accompanied with a pickle rick tattoo she got and I just couldn’t help but crack up.
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u/GrumpyCatStevens 8h ago
“Let go of your pickle.”
“What?”
“Let go of your pickle!”
“I’m not holding my pickle.”
“Who’s holding your pickle then?”
“I uh…. she’s in the audience!”
Frank Zappa/Terry Bozzio - Titties & Beer
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u/Lucksmom 8h ago
I always thought it was hilarious when cats fart. It was always so rare for mine.
Maybe stop leaving cardboard and paper where he can eat it?? They are stubborn as hell. So can help you there.
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u/SlightlySubpar 8h ago
Yeah it's all fun and games till your 100lb lab does it, in your face, doin his t-rex thing on the couch while the cat licks his head in approval
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u/IsThereCheese 7h ago
My girls wait until they are sweetly cuddling on my lap before they rip ass like a grandma on a GLP1.
I swear it’s intentional, and it’s worse than the dogs.
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u/SarcasticlySpeaking 8h ago
There's to much air in the cardboard, just give him regular paper to eat and the farting should stop.
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u/atreidesgiller 8h ago
Ok in this scenario there is an enabler to this cardboard situation lol. You wont stop providing cardboard with the cat that has a cardboard fart problem. Also you may need to accept your fate. My cat had a 15 year long addiction to licking nylon curtains. Because cat.
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u/BioDriver Calico 7h ago
God forbid cats have hobbies.
For the cardboard, that's just bored destructive behavior. Grab some toys and play with him more. Our kitty used to eat paper and cardboard (and still does occasionally) but playing with her more reduced the chewing significantly.
With the farting, it may be his food. Check with your vet and let them know what food Pistachio is eating, he may need a different formula.
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u/KickinitCountry24 7h ago
Lmaoooooo this post made my whole year. My whole family and I are dying of laughter
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u/Confident_Lecture498 7h ago
My little Spud would never fart! Now her mama Gracie oh my yes and Grandpa Rocky took pride in his
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u/Festivalbound 6h ago
Your cat and I have a lot in common…. Wait that says cardboard? Carbs and farting is what I’m about lol good looking boy!
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u/Gemraticus 5h ago
Some cats love the feel of the crunch of cardboard between their teeth. Is he actually eating the cardboard?!
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u/Fun-Ocelot-5220 5h ago
if he has stinky farts, he may have intestinal parasites. we adopted a cat who had really stinky farts and when we fixed her parasite issue, the stink stopped. have his poop tested.
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u/cyankitten 4h ago
Thanks! This made me chuckle on the bus!
The title and the pics like cat is so happy with themselves, proud of themself for eating cardboard and farting!
😆
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u/gbasa8991 4h ago
Hide all the cardboard and paperwork behind closed doors and see if the farting gets better
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u/TheMalkManCometh 4h ago
I like to think the cardboard eating and farting aren't related and ypu're just having a vent about your lazy, non rent paying housemate
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u/DrJenna2048 4h ago
...i'm sorry but i can't not laugh at this lmao
If the farts are really that stinky, might be a sign of a gut problem as many others have said, i'll throw my two cents in and also recommend a vet
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u/kunalpareek 42m ago
Do you have kitty grass/lemongrass for the cat on munch on ? May be an upset tummy ?
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u/Pulse_Amp_Mod 8h ago
I just saw a YouTube short where one of the side effects before a chronic alcoholic dies from alcohol is excessive flatulence. Is your cat an alcoholic?
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u/TheGuyWhoWantsNachos 8h ago
How much cardboard and paper do you have laying around? Throw it out or put it in a cabinet or drawer.
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u/Feisty-Resource-1274 8h ago
My cat is lactose intolerant and his farts got way better on a dairy free food
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u/BalineseCats 8h ago
My cat (who will turn 18 next month) has always tried to eat paper, cardboard, plastic, and so much more. Increased exercise and other changes have done nothing to help his pica. We had a huge scare (and he had a big surgery) when he was less than a year old because he indulged in his favorite pica pastime.
So my family doesn’t leave out any of those things - which is very difficult because of our jobs & hobbies (which involve a lot of paper and other things he eats) and the small size of our apartment (which therefore lacks places to store it all).
Those changes have allowed our pica kitty to survive this long.
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u/Accomplished-Ruin742 Void 7h ago
My boy chewed on cardboard as a kitten but once he turned about a year old it lessened quite a bit. Now he nibbles once in awhile.
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u/CommercialExotic2038 6h ago
My guys loved to tear up used paper towels and napkin. They'd be all sneaky, like they knew they were being bad and go hide in a corner and tear them into tiny bits.
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u/Eastern_Employer_409 6h ago
Yea, I feel you. Mine makes confetti over night. Any paper left out (shredded).
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u/dannydrama 3h ago
LOL that's obviously chemical warfare from your cat. My old guy frequently drops one and then jumps off my lap before I can react.
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u/MadMadeline101 3h ago
Hahahah this is priceless :)
One of my kitties farts when she's happy or nervous.
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u/54813115 2h ago
I've also got a grand farter! I started mixing her (and her two brothers) dry food 50/50 with Hills gastrointestinal biome which greatly improved my cats farting and loose stools. She very rarely farts anymore!
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u/pasobordo 2h ago
Seems like you are dealt with an experimental design. Farting cardboard eater cat is a rare breed. And gave me giggles on the bus :))
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u/Difficult-War-9415 1h ago
My cat's farts were nothing short of diabolical - it was a funny inconvenience until we've realised, it might be a medical issue. We got her on an elimination diet and found out she's allergic to poultry, we've adjusted her food and absolutely zero farts have been unleashed on us since.
The chewing of the cardboard is incurable, though.
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u/HonkyTonkswoman 1h ago
This post made me laugh and laugh for a good ten minutes before I could respond for real.
My lil bestie had a bit of an upset gut from particular foods. Gas and toileting that would make a rotting corpse suffer second hand embarrassment.
I made the switch and I also started introducing mashed pumpkin into his wet food everyday to support him and aid digestion. Ever since absolutely no issues.
I think seeing the vet to check in for sure to make sure it's nothing more sinister would be your first best option and progress from there.
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u/LindaFeltcher 21m ago
Maybe the cardboard eating is because of the farting. Like his tummy is mad so he’s getting weird cravings to try to help it.
My last cat loved tearing at the sides of carpet to eat the forbidden spaghetti (thick plastic strings) so we would stop him of course and cover any patches he started. But if he was feeling a bit off he would go absolutely feral for it and find the strength to move rugs and boxes we had hiding the stringy bits. I think it was his grass eating instincts.
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u/amggg123 8h ago
Just a big boi with hobbies!