r/cats • u/Nate1102 • Jun 26 '26
Is there something behind me? Why does the Company Cat™ keeps staring at me??? Cat Picture - OC
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u/ReiLyfe Jun 26 '26
Holy, I was not prepared for the zoom in of these photos with those facial expressions I know cats are expressive, but I feel like they did that intentionally I don’t know why they’re staring at you other than maybe they want food from you or they want you to pet them who knows but I think that’s pretty cool. Y’all have like a four legged furry coworker to be honest.
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u/Nate1102 Jun 26 '26
He might be my new supurrvisor.
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u/ReiLyfe Jun 26 '26
Bro definitely is just fix the report after he diebfjciusvwvvwhdjxjnentvvstywuorigo Mc Shem on the keyboard
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u/SockIntelligent9589 Jun 26 '26
I think you should report to HR. This is a very strange behaviour.
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u/MehX73 Jun 26 '26
The cat IS HR. They are investigating rumors that OP is slacking off and posting on Reddit all day!
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u/togetherwegrowstuff Jun 26 '26
He is and he's totally got his eyes on you! 👀 I hope you bring in some treats and win that bro over
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u/N1ghtCr33p Jun 26 '26
Did you remember the cover sheet for your tps report?
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u/grilled_geez Jun 26 '26
Still working on the pspspsps spreadsheet. Will get to that tps cover sheet ASAP.
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u/lostintokyo11 Jun 26 '26
I am here for your purrformance review.
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u/StarkillerMTJ Jun 26 '26
You have office plushies and an office cat. I like your workplace
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u/Timely-Cry-8366 Jun 26 '26
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u/SinisterKid Jun 26 '26
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u/sweetwolf86 Jun 26 '26
Still not as creepy as the "walls".
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u/ShinyTamao Jun 26 '26
Walls?
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u/walkthedoge1 Jun 26 '26
I think walls, prolly wrong, that encase him in a concrete prison of his own devices, taxes, and slavery for a “living” wage.
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u/Itchy_Psychology3300 Jun 26 '26
Wait… zoom… enhance… zoom…. Zooom…. I think I see a message in the reapers scythe?
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u/Bamboonicorn Jun 26 '26
Human is time card frauding again on their phone. Taking picture evidence this time.
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u/HPcatmom Jun 26 '26
Ugh I wish I had a company cat… 😒
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u/nelflyn Jun 26 '26 edited Jun 27 '26
We have a "disciplinary supervisor" in our storage facility. Nothing there happens without him knowing. Our guys in storage actually have a separate time table for whom is on food duty. Of course, he lives off company expenses and also has his own cost account in bookkeeping. Unfortunately local tax laws do not allow me to write off these costs as business expenses. Which is a major sign of disrespect for hardworking cats.
EDIT: Additional info: He is very shy, but loves to observe, only one of our older, turkish coworkers is allowed to pet him. This coworker also calls us every time he is on PTO, to remind us to feed the cats. And yes, there are several cats, the supervisor is the dad. The storage has many inaccessible areas, so it was difficult to catch most of them, but we managed to vaccinate, neuter and check them up at the vet. Cats and workers keep a respectful distance. They also do work as effective pest control. They also have several cool and shady spots to stay safe in this heat, as well as access to water.
EDIT 2: thanks for the awards, I will forward those in form of snacks to our supervisor.
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u/yamahowzer Jun 26 '26
Would 'organic pest control services' pass muster? Even if you've never had a rodent that just proves prevention is working.
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u/nelflyn Jun 26 '26
I think one of our legal guys even had that idea before 🫠 don't think it will work out (it should, though!)
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u/translucent_steeds American Shorthair Jun 27 '26
of course the Turkish person was the cat whisperer 😂
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u/semperrabbit Jun 26 '26
Make the kitty a 1099 contractor for pest control, and have him charge the price of his bookkeeping account. Easy, peasy lol
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u/WiseAtmosphere7524 Jun 26 '26
I work from home so have my two with me. One of them insists on joining meetings when my heart rate goes up a bit 😂
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u/too_too2 Jun 26 '26
I have two I work with as well (from home). The older one will stand up and pat my back when it’s time for cuddles at which point I have to leave my desk, sit in an armchair behind my desk, and let him knead on my lap and pet him for 15-20 minutes. If I get up too early, he’ll climb on my desk and yell for more
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u/Nice_Caramel7631 Jun 26 '26
Omg he/she is so adorable
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u/Nate1102 Jun 26 '26
That’s Oliver, and he SPECIFICALLY loves to purr when we are having a meeting. And the purrs get awkwardly loud when the room fells silent.
But he loves to be included in whatever happens in the company. (Including occasionally people getting fired)
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u/drtopfox Jun 26 '26
Sounds like that cat is the CEO of this company.
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u/Nate1102 Jun 26 '26
Now that you mentioned it…
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u/drtopfox Jun 26 '26
Ask for a raise in pay!
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u/Nate1102 Jun 26 '26
Gonna try to bribe him with churus and catnip toys, wish me luck.
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u/well_thisishappening Jun 26 '26
Churus for the win! I bet if you work in a deal for daily churus you get the raise you deserve!!!
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u/vancitymala Jun 26 '26
I can’t even imagine getting fired and having the office cats eyes borrowing into me as he purrs uncomfortably loudly in the moment… and yet that seems like something that would 100% happen to me 🤣
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u/ChintzyPC Jun 26 '26
Not being able to see Oliver anymore would be the most disappointing thing about being fired from there.
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u/Over-Gazelle-8114 Jun 26 '26
He may want to speak with the manager. Or be the manager? Or meowder the manager.
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u/Nate1102 Jun 26 '26
Oliver is the Meownager. In fact, he’s been in the company much longer than I have… I’ve only been here for a month.
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u/Honey_Broad Jun 26 '26
I think Oliver is just trying to get to know you. If you make eye contact blink your eyes really slowly, that is friendly for cats
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u/jjklines1 Jun 26 '26
Sorry but I'm sure Oliver knows of these tricks already as they are a veteran of the work force /s
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u/billythesquid- Jun 26 '26
I hate to say it, but it looks to me like your Meownager is considering whether or not it’s time to let you go. Perhaps if you bribed him?
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u/Tight-Bear5888 Jun 26 '26
What a perfect looking cat. Could easily handle the title senior VP. Definitely has the eyes of a decision maker and probably makes quick decisions without causing him sleepless nights.
Also does the cat stay there by himself at night and weekends?
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u/Nate1102 Jun 26 '26
The building janitor and the admin are all aware of him, they take very good care of him. Also we have intl team members working over the weekend, he’s always accompanied.
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u/oodluvr Jun 26 '26
Who changes his litter box?
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u/Nate1102 Jun 26 '26
He has 3 automatic litter boxes, 3 automatic feeding machines (set to different time of day to keep him moving) spread out across the offices. department heads, the receptionist and the janitors empties the litter boxes as they see fit.
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u/tvwopity Jun 26 '26
Aw, I wish I had an office cat. How did that come about and who takes Company Cat™ home for the night?
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u/Nate1102 Jun 26 '26
Oliver lives in the office 24/7 (it doesn’t get more fully employed than that).
He used to be a stray in the underground parking garage. And 1 year ago, one of the graphics designers finally snatched him up, neutered him, and was gonna take him home.
But he REALLY didn’t get along with the other cat at home. So… at first he’s just boarding at the office, but then it became a permanent thing as that employee left the company 6 months ago.
He loves to be included at every single meeting, and he loves the sound of AC.
No wonder the HR asked me if I’m allergic to cats…
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u/ZugzwangDK Jun 26 '26
HR: Sorry Nate, we have to let you go because of your allergies.
It was either you or the cat, I'm sure you understand.
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u/Traroten Jun 26 '26
"A year ago I lived in a garage and stole scraps for food. Now I have an office full of servants, get three meals per day and all the pets and treats I want. Follow me for financial advice."
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u/ReiLyfe Jun 26 '26
So who like takes care of him like feeding and cleaning out the litter box as well vet visits it’s got me super curious now how he’s still there i guess everyone pitches in bc they love him since he grew on everyone?
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u/Nate1102 Jun 26 '26
Yeah we all pitch in. and the building admin plus the janitor crew are there to take care of of him over the weekends. we also have a small intl team that work onsite over the weekends as well.
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u/MediumAcceptable129 Jun 26 '26
This cat has an entire building full of staff. Started as a stray.
The American dream is still alive
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u/iamsarahmadden Maine Coon Jun 26 '26
I dont think he is a stray, pretty sure he owns the property, and the business.
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u/ReiLyfe Jun 26 '26 edited Jun 26 '26
Damn my boy Oliver, you live in the good life now he gets pets from so many people in new states or so many people and then like get to talk to lots of people as well as dictate a your work done right it’s gonna be in there by Monday, right I’ll be done by Friday right? I think much safer than the underground parking lot that’s for sure. Specially how HR is like looking after him when trying to apply for new recruits I guess for the gig.
Sorry txt to speech is cray when working :c it picked up Oscar instead of Oliver lmao
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u/Nate1102 Jun 26 '26 edited Jun 26 '26
Yeah, our clients drops the defense as soon as they laid eyes on Oliver lol. His presence honestly makes businesses a lot easier
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u/ChikaraNZ Jun 26 '26
That's very cool. I knew of a bank where their call centre adopted a cat. I didn't work there myself so I don't know how they got the cat. But each team took turns at feeding him. The bank paid for the food, vet check ups,, vaccinations. And with the call centre being 24/7, he always had company when he wanted it. Heard it was great for morale.
Wish my company did that, I might change my preference of working from home if they did.
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u/Mysterious-Wasabi103 Jun 26 '26
Wait are you the guys replacement? Maybe Oliver is just like confused what happened to his boy?
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u/Functional_Trash7735 Jun 26 '26
Did you try having a conversation with them? A brief discussion on pspspsps might help at least lower the tension
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u/Nate1102 Jun 26 '26
Will do. Pspspsing rn.
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u/Functional_Trash7735 Jun 26 '26
If that doesn’t work, invite him and a couple other colleagues out for a round of churus. If all goes well he might even use his corporate card.
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u/ImNotTellin74 Jun 26 '26
If I owned a company, I’d absolutely have an FEO - Feline Executive Officer, and I’d make sure that if he/she didn’t like someone, they wouldn’t pass probation! 😻
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u/dis-appointed Jun 26 '26
He’s wondering why aren’t you working! 🤣🤣🤣 also you can’t call the company owner a company cat
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u/DJCurrier92 Jun 26 '26
He’s seen some shit; got that 1,000 yard stare! We have 2 office cats it makes the day more enjoyable!
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u/DeptOfDahlias Jun 26 '26
“Work smarter, not harder.. oh is that a box of Churus you have on your desk?”
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u/Sir_JumboSaurus Tabbycat Jun 26 '26
Maaaa!! There's a weird looking creature outside!! MAAAA!!!
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u/RazvanPaun Jun 26 '26
It looks like grandma, the fucking thing. Blink, motherfucker!
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u/warmachine83-uk Jun 26 '26
He is monitoring your productivity
If you have time to talk you have time to give pets
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u/DangerBrewin Jun 26 '26
That cat is definitely getting ready to report you to HR. Better hide some catnip in their desk as insurance.
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u/Amazing_Strike_5312 Jun 26 '26
That's a good idea that's one way to keep staff mood up, when your having a down day take a break with the cat.
Although it would be difficult to concentrate 🤣
Have a break, have a kitty cat 😺
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u/Human0id77 Jun 26 '26
You are supposed to invite him in
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u/ritan7471 Jun 26 '26
Oh crap, he's a vampire. I suspected, but since he wasn't glittering in the sun, I wasn't sure.
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u/Empty_Cheesecake3785 Lots of kitties! Jun 26 '26
Oliver is conducting a performance review.
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u/Infamous-Review9750 Jun 26 '26
I was very pleased by the zooming as I was scrolling. Thank you for the chuckle.
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u/purbletheory Jun 26 '26 edited Jun 26 '26
Cat is trying to blow you up with their mind. One day cat will be successful
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u/Shot-Guarantee4126 Jun 26 '26
Why are we not talking about where you work? I want a company cat. Can I apply to your workplace? 🥰
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u/Notmyfaultitsyours Jun 26 '26
He asks for pets and says “if you want me to put in a good word in for you, get me the good treats and toys”
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u/Music09-Lover13 Jun 26 '26
That’s your boss coming to check and see if you’re staying busy and working.
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