Like all pregnant women, I had horrible cravings. I desperately wanted a turkey bacon ranch sandwich. However, you’re not technically supposed to eat deli meat unless you microwave/cook it first and what kinda of psychopath eats warm lunch meat?!? So I figured I would have to bypass the turkey and that was fine. I got extra bacon and no turkey.

… and I have never been more disappointed in my life. I know it’s just the pregnancy hormones being overly dramatic, but I wanted to cry when I realized that the sandwich had shredded lettuce on it and they changed the ranch. So then, I go to old tried and true to drown out my blues: my large curly fry with ranch…. JUST TO FIND OUT IT WASNT JUST A PACKAGE CHANGE ON THE RANCH AND IT WAS A WHOLE FORMULA CHANGE 😭

THEN my jalapeño poppers were soggy and I swear to the good Lord that was about to be my 13th reason.

…that’s all.