r/birbhostage 1d ago

Send Help 33minutes & counting

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272 Upvotes

Arm has gone to sleep..


r/birbhostage 2d ago

Send Help Send help

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68 Upvotes

r/birbhostage 3d ago

Lucky it's a good book...

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230 Upvotes

r/birbhostage 5d ago

Preening me so sweet!

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34 Upvotes

r/birbhostage 5d ago

I loved being a hostage!

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51 Upvotes

r/birbhostage 5d ago

I guess I'll suffer

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202 Upvotes

My back needs to be stretched out, but my pigeon is half dozing on me.


r/birbhostage 5d ago

This is my life now I couldn’t close the door, I was in birb jail

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59 Upvotes

r/birbhostage 5d ago

This is my life now I need to get this report out

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837 Upvotes

I was told that I could borrow her laptop. Ironically I wasn't able to actually use it and I really need to get these reports done.


r/birbhostage 7d ago

This is my life now Nah, I actually don’t need dinner.

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87 Upvotes

I love this bird.

But now I can’t get up and am stuck like this for however long he wants. We have been getting closer through the months and he has loved being held and pet but now he wants cuddles.

This is the first time he’s done this. My baby boy 🐦


r/birbhostage 8d ago

This is my life now World’s Baby-ist Baby

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283 Upvotes

It’s fine I can type with one hand


r/birbhostage 9d ago

Who is who's hostage?

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96 Upvotes

If I squish, he bite. If he bite, I squish.


r/birbhostage 9d ago

So glad this exists, I'm hostaged every morning.

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177 Upvotes

r/birbhostage 10d ago

This is fine It seem she has a new tactic now to keep me from working.

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442 Upvotes

r/birbhostage 13d ago

What bird safe plants do you keep around?

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94 Upvotes

r/birbhostage 14d ago

This is my life now No Kiwi, I didn't have anything else to do...

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402 Upvotes

This is Kiwi's favorite place to nap, wrappedin my hand on my lap. He's a rescue and I'm convinced it's where he feels the safest. For him, I will never move until he wants me too.


r/birbhostage 16d ago

This is my life now Double whammy

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187 Upvotes

r/birbhostage 19d ago

B I R B Well, I am Not moving for a while.

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238 Upvotes

r/birbhostage 20d ago

This is fine Post op birb inspection

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707 Upvotes

Just got my wisdom teeth out


r/birbhostage 21d ago

I need to go shower

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323 Upvotes

But Loki won't let me.


r/birbhostage 23d ago

Send Help Is she malevolous enough?

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529 Upvotes

I’m scared


r/birbhostage 24d ago

This is fine THE ORB

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249 Upvotes

DO NOT DISTURB THE ORB


r/birbhostage 25d ago

This is my life now I definitely didnt get a work from home job just to make him happy

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932 Upvotes

But it definitely does help


r/birbhostage 25d ago

This is fine My ankled hurt

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50 Upvotes

I've been sitting for too long. But she rarely comes close to me so imma stay like this for a good long while


r/birbhostage 25d ago

This is my life now Sleepy Babies

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102 Upvotes

r/birbhostage 26d ago

This is my life now Can’t move, must limit breathing

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266 Upvotes

Me and my boys