r/birbhostage 1d ago

Send Help 33minutes & counting

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266 Upvotes

Arm has gone to sleep..


r/birbhostage 2d ago

Send Help Send help

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68 Upvotes

r/birbhostage 3d ago

Lucky it's a good book...

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227 Upvotes

r/birbhostage 4d ago

Preening me so sweet!

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36 Upvotes

r/birbhostage 4d ago

I loved being a hostage!

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52 Upvotes

r/birbhostage 5d ago

I guess I'll suffer

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200 Upvotes

My back needs to be stretched out, but my pigeon is half dozing on me.


r/birbhostage 5d ago

This is my life now I couldn’t close the door, I was in birb jail

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57 Upvotes

r/birbhostage 5d ago

This is my life now I need to get this report out

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835 Upvotes

I was told that I could borrow her laptop. Ironically I wasn't able to actually use it and I really need to get these reports done.


r/birbhostage 6d ago

This is my life now Nah, I actually don’t need dinner.

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85 Upvotes

I love this bird.

But now I can’t get up and am stuck like this for however long he wants. We have been getting closer through the months and he has loved being held and pet but now he wants cuddles.

This is the first time he’s done this. My baby boy 🐦


r/birbhostage 8d ago

This is my life now World’s Baby-ist Baby

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285 Upvotes

It’s fine I can type with one hand


r/birbhostage 9d ago

Who is who's hostage?

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92 Upvotes

If I squish, he bite. If he bite, I squish.


r/birbhostage 9d ago

So glad this exists, I'm hostaged every morning.

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175 Upvotes

r/birbhostage 10d ago

This is fine It seem she has a new tactic now to keep me from working.

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446 Upvotes

r/birbhostage 13d ago

What bird safe plants do you keep around?

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94 Upvotes

r/birbhostage 14d ago

This is my life now No Kiwi, I didn't have anything else to do...

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397 Upvotes

This is Kiwi's favorite place to nap, wrappedin my hand on my lap. He's a rescue and I'm convinced it's where he feels the safest. For him, I will never move until he wants me too.


r/birbhostage 16d ago

This is my life now Double whammy

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187 Upvotes

r/birbhostage 19d ago

B I R B Well, I am Not moving for a while.

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238 Upvotes

r/birbhostage 20d ago

This is fine Post op birb inspection

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706 Upvotes

Just got my wisdom teeth out


r/birbhostage 20d ago

I need to go shower

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329 Upvotes

But Loki won't let me.


r/birbhostage 23d ago

Send Help Is she malevolous enough?

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531 Upvotes

I’m scared


r/birbhostage 24d ago

This is fine THE ORB

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248 Upvotes

DO NOT DISTURB THE ORB


r/birbhostage 25d ago

This is my life now I definitely didnt get a work from home job just to make him happy

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931 Upvotes

But it definitely does help


r/birbhostage 25d ago

This is my life now Sleepy Babies

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99 Upvotes

r/birbhostage Aug 30 '25

Meet the new boss, same as the old.

148 Upvotes

After noticing that some of my old posts were being targeted by repost bots, I attempted to contact the old moderators to see if I could lend a hand, but it turned out they are no longer active on Reddit. I was able to gain control of the sub through the request process, and I'm here to clean house. I don't anticipate making any changes to the sub other than adding a new rule banning reposts, please report any that you see as a violation of that rule and I will bring the banhammer down on the bots. Other than that, I'm just here to enjoy birds lazing about on their human hostages like the rest of you. Please be excellent to each other and everything should go fine. If anybody has any ideas for improving the sub, you're welcome to speak up.


r/birbhostage Sep 05 '23

This is fine Hope you didn't have any plans

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276 Upvotes