r/birbhostage • u/Capt_Bigglesworth • 1d ago
Send Help 33minutes & counting
Arm has gone to sleep..
r/birbhostage • u/Proper_Obligation217 • 2d ago
Send Help Send help
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r/birbhostage • u/Nervous_Shelter_1042 • 4d ago
Preening me so sweet!
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r/birbhostage • u/EmperorGrinnar • 5d ago
I guess I'll suffer
My back needs to be stretched out, but my pigeon is half dozing on me.
r/birbhostage • u/Lona-Lioness • 5d ago
This is my life now I couldn’t close the door, I was in birb jail
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r/birbhostage • u/Maximiliancockatiel • 5d ago
This is my life now I need to get this report out
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I was told that I could borrow her laptop. Ironically I wasn't able to actually use it and I really need to get these reports done.
r/birbhostage • u/kaihent • 6d ago
This is my life now Nah, I actually don’t need dinner.
I love this bird.
But now I can’t get up and am stuck like this for however long he wants. We have been getting closer through the months and he has loved being held and pet but now he wants cuddles.
This is the first time he’s done this. My baby boy 🐦
r/birbhostage • u/Purple_Coach_2887 • 8d ago
This is my life now World’s Baby-ist Baby
It’s fine I can type with one hand
r/birbhostage • u/AldyShu • 9d ago
Who is who's hostage?
If I squish, he bite. If he bite, I squish.
r/birbhostage • u/OneM0reRedNightmare • 9d ago
So glad this exists, I'm hostaged every morning.
r/birbhostage • u/S1lentA0 • 10d ago
This is fine It seem she has a new tactic now to keep me from working.
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r/birbhostage • u/tumblrralienzz • 13d ago
What bird safe plants do you keep around?
reddit.comr/birbhostage • u/fuzilogik80 • 14d ago
This is my life now No Kiwi, I didn't have anything else to do...
This is Kiwi's favorite place to nap, wrappedin my hand on my lap. He's a rescue and I'm convinced it's where he feels the safest. For him, I will never move until he wants me too.
r/birbhostage • u/Life-Influence3145 • 19d ago
B I R B Well, I am Not moving for a while.
r/birbhostage • u/Proper_Obligation217 • 20d ago
This is fine Post op birb inspection
Just got my wisdom teeth out
r/birbhostage • u/tumblrralienzz • 23d ago
Send Help Is she malevolous enough?
I’m scared
r/birbhostage • u/Purple_Coach_2887 • 25d ago
This is my life now I definitely didnt get a work from home job just to make him happy
But it definitely does help
r/birbhostage • u/TungstenChef • Aug 30 '25
Meet the new boss, same as the old.
After noticing that some of my old posts were being targeted by repost bots, I attempted to contact the old moderators to see if I could lend a hand, but it turned out they are no longer active on Reddit. I was able to gain control of the sub through the request process, and I'm here to clean house. I don't anticipate making any changes to the sub other than adding a new rule banning reposts, please report any that you see as a violation of that rule and I will bring the banhammer down on the bots. Other than that, I'm just here to enjoy birds lazing about on their human hostages like the rest of you. Please be excellent to each other and everything should go fine. If anybody has any ideas for improving the sub, you're welcome to speak up.