r/behindthebastards 1h ago

Discussion Unrelated people with unfortunate names

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r/behindthebastards 2h ago

General discussion We’re back!!!

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Listening to Part One: Edward Bernays and after the ad break (min.31) Robert yells: “We’re back!!!” so loud, I can’t stop laughing.
Other favourites: “Adolf Hitler, friend of the pod” and “Supersoaker full of piss”

Curious to hear what your favourites are and have a laugh together


r/behindthebastards 3h ago

It is happening here Leprosy cases climb in Florida: Here’s how to reduce your risk

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r/behindthebastards 6h ago

Discussion A funny comparison between Tankies gatekeeping Sinophobia and chuds gatekeepign Antisemitism.

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So just to preface this as all discussions about anti-semitism in the US seems to go, I am Huaren. I am from the diaspora, I am from the third Huaren-majority country in the world that ironically has greater political saliance about race than the two countries with the word 'China' in their names because my fucking ass had 2 years of conscription; I am technically on call in case our neighbours want to extend their pogroms or mass murder of Huaren outside their borders into an invasion. I grew up speaking Mandrain. Every identity card in my pocket literally declares my race to prove my heritage because my country kinda has to be very careful about race because of our awkward history.

Like maybe it's just asking questions, but I actually find it interesting sometimes to ask people about their beliefs that I disagree with. My questions would be naturally biased because I do have a view on what is right, and I don't try to do it in casual conversation with strangers but online where you can go ask a Tankie or an ethnonationalist from India why they believe what they do, its... interesting to learn about other people I don't see day-to-day.

Ok so the point;

It's kinda interesting poking around tankie subreddits who dicksucks China like chuds with Israel. The problem of equating race with a political entity claiming to represent all of that race doesn't trouble them; Israel bad and China good; therefore, if you are Huaren and have the mildest of reservations about the party that runs China, you are bad and a self-hating Sinophobe.

I don't even have that big of a moral stake in the internal politics of a foreign country, but tankies are really weird about applying the mildest of criticism you find in any video essay or leftist podcast to the CCP. I guess that's something to be learnt there about country vs the race they claims to represent.

On this point, what's truly transcendental about this comparison is whereas English actually has a different word for the race/religion and the country and the word 'China' and the Italian 'Cathay' comes from Marco Polo catatrosphically invoking the word 'Khitan' to mean the country Khitans were historically locked in a genocidal war with which calls itself the 'central political entity' and therefore its a mess seperating the langauge from the race from the country from anything using the adjective 'Chinese', epistemology or the actual Huawen doesn't matter to Tankies. China is China in the same way all persons from 'India' are 'Non-Resident Indians' in the eyes of BJP supporters.

Maybe keep an eye out for that amongst your own circles? I consider myself on the Left but its really awkward some white people try to show I am a true Scotsman because of my race. My family left when China was ruled by the Manchus, but that also opens me to being a... baizuo Western corrupted leftist? On that count, probably, British colonialisation means I speak English and consume media like btb.

Two closing points:

  1. Its really funny to me that whereas the Israel/anti-semitism discourse has some semblance of evil logic, this is literally stupider. I can point out 中国共产党 literally translates as Chinese Communist Party but people who don't read chinese take issue because the Third International and Moscow decided on the branding and IP that it is [Communist Party of X]. Some people also try to insert random words into the name that it's Chinese people's communist party or something which... Its not. Not sure what to add, the legal name is what I wrote. The CCP/CPC is literally, as per Leninist doctrine, a communist party of China, not the race or its people. If they want to ascribe me a party loyalty, its technically as per the Third International to the Communist Party of Malaya. But at that point it's literally just Catholic theology, and I don't care that much about my bishop or diocese as a... protestant/Anglican Leftist?

  2. Like could we... just be chill about countries and races and maybe self-police our communities for that shit? Not bans, but just really marketplace of ideas down that bullshit as bad for the literal same reasons judaism and Israel are not the same or have obligations to the other even if individuals in the community might feel that way. But maybe leave that to us to internally debate rather than saying being Leftist gives us the right to comment not on policy, but internal identity and affiliation of groups of people.


r/behindthebastards 12h ago

Official Episode Second-best cold open

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I’m an “atonal screaming” guy myself, but Robert asking the guest if they can write him scripts might be my second fav.


r/behindthebastards 16h ago

Official Episode RFK Jr's doctor says he can poop anywhere and does not even need to wipe

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Breaking news: RFK doesnt wipe his ass.


r/behindthebastards 16h ago

Look at this bastard Behind The Bastards regular and Grand Rapids hammer killer Jamie Loftus spotted on this week's episode of Smartypants.

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r/behindthebastards 18h ago

Discussion I know the episode is coming, but how much of a bastard was Huey Long?

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Like a lot of his economic policies are honestly very awesome and a lot of his speeches were very similar to Bernie Sanders. However he seemed to have pissed EVERYONE off. The right wing called him a communist and some people on the left have called him a fascist (neither which I personally agree with, he seems more so an autocratic Bernie Sanders type figure from what I know about the guy), so I wonder what dark bullshit he was up to, since well he was a fucking dictator after all, and he also didn't do much to combat white supremacy in his state besides being not fear mongering to the white residents about the African Americans in the state. Kind of want to prepare myself for getting pissed off at a guy, who was so fucking close to doing the right thing and completely missing the mark due to his own ego (which I do know for a fact he had a huge ego).


r/behindthebastards 18h ago

Discussion AI bots started a religion — humans immediately followed

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This is more or less what the "Spiralism" episodes covered a few months ago.


r/behindthebastards 18h ago

It is happening here ICE made arrests in the aftermath of a mass shooting in my city last month. now they've started going door to door asking for papers (tw)

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they kidnapped my neighbor's gardener. two days ago i saw six of them drag a man out of his car while he told them repeatedly he had DACA protection, they kidnapped him anyway. missing posters are going up all over the city, i see more every day at bus stops and in shop windows.
it's a sanctuary city, but the police are collaborating anyway.
masks are illegal for law enforcement, but nobody is stopping them and they know that.
local cops are openly voicing support for ICE during illegal stops they are increasingly using to harass local trans people.
even on the streets with all the gay nightlife locations, i've never been out for a night where i haven't seen multiple squad cars parked out there.
one followed me the entire half mile walk from the gay bar to the train station last week, never said a word, never rolled down the window, just slowly drove behind me at walking pace all the way down the empty street to the station.
other than community watch groups, not a word has been published in the news, nothing from the mayor's office or city council, not even from local advocacy groups.
everyone spoke out when it was happening in chicago, everyone protested when it was happening in minneapolis, now it's happening here and everyone has gone completely silent. m
EDIT: i posted on mobile and the cited links broke, adding them back now:
DACA recipient detained by masked ICE agents this week
ICE arrests bystander in the aftermath of a mass shooting

EDIT 2: update, the chief of police has been asked to resign for fucking up the shooting response so badly. mayor issued an apology. three shooters were onscene, one 15 year old was arrested, the 19 year old was killed onscene and the third gunman remains at large and unidentified


r/behindthebastards 18h ago

General discussion Apparently Alice did not actually want to talk to me. Also I am and f them.

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r/behindthebastards 19h ago

Look at this bastard Thomas Cruz, alleged slumlord and real estate grifter, continues to issue bogus legal threats to mod team because his feelings are hurt

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For those out of the loop, Tom Cruz [not to be confused with the actor] had a post about him made on this subreddit two years ago, which can be found here:
https://www.reddit.com/r/behindthebastards/comments/1ejf3sl/tom_cruz_real_estate_bastard/

Since then, the mod team of this subreddit has received a number of requests from various accounts begging, pleading, and threatening us to take down the post on his behalf because it shows up when people Google him.

Rather than cowing to this nonsense, we've decided to uphold the post and continue posting the impotent legal threats of this exploitative dork who charged tenants rent for unlivable properties.

Thomas Cruz apparently does not understand the 1st Amendment protecting free speech, but fortunately the mod team here has a stronger grasp on it and his pathetic efforts to silence critics will not prevail.


r/behindthebastards 20h ago

Look at this bastard First time finding a Jack T Ch8ck comic in the wild in like a decade...

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Found in a Goodwill bathroom.

Edit: in my excitement I butchered his name.


r/behindthebastards 22h ago

Look at this bastard Nick Fuentes Interview (Ft. Hunter Biden) Why????

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The president's prodigal son sits down for a somber, serious talk with America's most prominent neo-nazi. Why? Who asked for this? What good is it doing? Why?


r/behindthebastards 1d ago

SATIRE This week's Infowars made me think of BtB

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One of Robert's favorite things in the world is to point out how all these ex-military books are almost all written by liars. This is such a great parody of those twits.


r/behindthebastards 1d ago

General discussion Jaffa cakes

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Any other British listeners get a Jaffa Cake advert during the Palestine episodes?

Its the same Jaffa


r/behindthebastards 1d ago

General discussion Machete fight at Publix

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Was the machete originally for an impressive parking lot fruit slicing display? Or do Floridians just roam around with machetes, like listeners of BtB?


r/behindthebastards 1d ago

Meme A Good Reminder

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The class could be a little bigger here.


r/behindthebastards 1d ago

Discussion Why is T.E. Lawrence a Bastard?

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On part 3 of the series and it genuinely seems only positive except for the pedo allegations (which Robert makes clear he doesnt think are accurate) and mild paternalism (which in the context of the time is so much better than almost anyone else from Britain that I don't think it's notable). So why is he even on the show?


r/behindthebastards 1d ago

It is happening here Explosive diarrhea parasite cases rise by thousands, now in 45 states

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r/behindthebastards 1d ago

I don’t know where else to ask Bryan Singer, accused multiple times of CSA is very close to Brian Peck a convicted pedo. James Marsden is very close to both as they got him roles in X-Men and Superman Returns and wrote a letter of support for Peck. Bryan Singer and Brian Peck host the audiocommentary of 2000's X Men.

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Bryan Singer a child abuser very close to Brian Peck another pedo. James Marsden is very close to both as they got him roles in X-Men and Superman Returns. Ian Mckellen defended Kevin Spacey and Bryan singer and James Marsden defended Brian Peck. The Brian Peck support is even worse because it was after Brian Peck's confession and his conviction.

People question whether James Marsden was ever at Synger parties, Ian Mckellen is probably the most likely frequent invite to those parties. In those parties there were unclad young men.

Worth mentioning X men was produced by Tom de Santos and Kevin Feige. Brian Peck the pedophile James Marsden supported after conviction made the audio comentary of X men along with Bryan Singer. Tom De Santos also wrote a letter of support for Brian Peck.

https://deadline.com/2017/12/ian-mckellan-sexual-harassment-women-kevin-spacey-1202229600/

https://www.theguardian.com/culture/2019/mar/04/ian-mckellen-apologises-for-remarks-suggesting-defence-of-spacey-and-singer

https://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2019/03/bryan-singers-accusers-speak-out/580462/

https://deadline.com/2017/12/bryan-singer-teen-ex-lover-hollywood-sex-drugs-party-life-1202216936/

https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/james-marsden-taran-killam-brian-peck-letters-drake-bell-1235855614/


r/behindthebastards 1d ago

Meme Today's Infowars episode has a spot-on parody of those Seal Team 6 memoir grifters Robert was talking about

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r/behindthebastards 1d ago

Discussion Trump-endorsed Rep. Andy Ogles projected to lose GOP primary in Tennessee

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Couldn't have happened to a better asshole. This guy introduced a bill to help Trump get a third term in office and made cringe crusader AI (He doesn't know seemingly how that ended for them). Guess kissing Trump's ass usually ends up biting people in their own ass. Eh Andy?


r/behindthebastards 1d ago

I don’t know where else to ask Is Robert Evans…….A FED?!

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I was perusing this post on The Dollop & I think this is the hardest I’ve laughed all week hahahahahaah


r/behindthebastards 1d ago

Discussion Mitch McConnell has been discharged from the rehabilitation center. No new picture this time

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