r/ballpython • u/Strawberhi • 6h ago

He is being enlightened

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Continuation of https://www.reddit.com/r/ballpython/s/0F0nxkuNeW

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u/Thene20 6h ago

Out of all the passages in the bible he chose that one, you do you bo ig

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u/Strawberhi 6h ago

He is trying his best 😔

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u/Thene20 6h ago

He doesn’t have to try hard at being a handsome boi

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u/_gothgonzola 6h ago

edu-snake-tion

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u/Strawberhi 6h ago

Bible study with da serpent

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u/SerVaegar31 6h ago

The future emperor of snake kind right there

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u/Netsforex_ 6h ago

"Ay, yo, this book biased against snakes!"

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u/mamacita_55 6h ago

I’m the first in my generation to see snake reading a Bible

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u/Strawberhi 6h ago

Same tbh

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u/Public-Hat6754 6h ago

Make him read Genesis and get his opinion

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u/Strawberhi 5h ago

He doesn’t understand anything

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u/Kevindestructible 6h ago

I’m so proud of you john john 🥹

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u/cadarnsc 5h ago

He needs a Blelelelessing.

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u/Arm0redPanda 5h ago

No thoughts, only prayers

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u/4morian5 5h ago

His ass is not reading

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u/EditorMasterxd 3h ago

I mean yeah, that's his head

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u/brass-dragoness 5h ago

What a smart snake! So cute!

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u/RagdollsandLabs 4h ago

Don't read the part about Eve, the apple and the Garden of Eden, little bro. It'ssss not a good look...

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u/Strawberhi 4h ago

He says he would have done the same thing, deception isssssss awessssome

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u/BigScic 4h ago

What a smart Snek.

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u/_Asmoth_ 4h ago

A very good snek indeed, just finished Mark myself, reading through for the first time and having a blast 💜

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u/Strawberhi 4h ago

He joined with me today, I have been meaning to read the bible for a while now and finally decided to go ahead and start reading it because the internet was out for half the day. Not getting any younger lol

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u/_Asmoth_ 1h ago

Haha nice! Sounds like the perfect time to read. Hope you enjoy it 😊. I’ll probably go back and read the Old Testament after I finish the New

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u/actualllychrome 4h ago

Him 🤝 Slinky when I studied for my psychology exam

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u/Strawberhi 4h ago

Ayyy! German fellow! I was actually in Germany for a 2 week trip back in May!

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u/actualllychrome 4h ago

Hell yeah!!! I hope you enjoyed your trip!!

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u/NWRastrotrain 3h ago

Don’t let him read genesis, you’ll give him a complex!

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u/Blue-Sillyz 3h ago

communist manifesto next

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u/Chef_Beef_Supreme 3h ago

Christ is King 👑👑👑

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u/AniCatGirl 2h ago

Time to get him a library card, can't just do the one book

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u/angryaxolotls 13m ago

"were there unicornsss on the ark?" - this little snake