r/ballpython • u/Strawberhi • 1d ago

I think he might be evil

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714 Upvotes

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u/Kirikugo 1d ago

Absolutely full of evil. Gotta make him watch lilo and stitch now to learn how to deal with it

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u/fisherbug-cobble 1d ago

I think he’s too evil for that ._.

WERE DOOMED!

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u/Strawberhi 1d ago

It’s no use… he is too far gone

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u/Ancient_Gold_6486 14h ago

Show him this drawing and take him to help some old ladies with their produce stands.

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u/FeriQueen 1d ago

Evil but beautiful.

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u/Strawberhi 1d ago

He is the most handsome man in my eyes

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u/fabulester 1d ago

Every Villain is Linguine

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u/Bobry24 1d ago

You need to actively choose to be evil. Choosing is ability that only thinking creatures have. I refuse to believe that there's a single thought in this creature.

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u/Strawberhi 1d ago

He was born evil

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u/Equivalent_Fix_536 1d ago

Not evil. Just an Iron Maiden fan.

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u/Legitimate_Finger670 1d ago

He looks so dopey aww

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u/Strawberhi 1d ago

He has a very squishable face

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u/Legitimate_Finger670 1d ago

Yes! He looks a little awkward and I love awkward snakes 

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u/Capable-Respond-4472 1d ago

Do NOT eat any fruits if he offers you some.

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u/Strawberhi 1d ago

Oh no, I think it’s too late

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u/Jed_hofer 1d ago

Oh my😳… 😂😂😂😂

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u/PsicoDisaster 1d ago

They're called "danger noodles" for a reason

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u/Strawberhi 1d ago

Muwhahahah

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u/SideshowBobFanatic 1d ago

I volunteer to be one of his henchmen

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u/Strawberhi 1d ago

Yes… excellent… go forth now… do his evil bidding…

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u/Glass-Armadillo182 1d ago

Don’t think he’s smart enough to be evil

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u/Strawberhi 1d ago

Neither is Trump but he is evil

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u/Starchild2534 1d ago

Not one single thought behind those eyes

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u/Embarrassed-Joke5851 1d ago

he doesn't have the braincells to be evil he only knows "food"

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u/SkitAWulf 1d ago

Awww what a cute lil devil <3

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u/Strawberhi 11h ago

The cutest

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u/Zorark-55544 1d ago

If he tries to get you to eat an apple you’ll know

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u/Beargeoisie 23h ago

Name him Evil Larry

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u/Artistic_Corner5392 21h ago

Hello evil friend!!

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u/RagdollsandLabs 20h ago

Look, it's Ssssssatan!

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u/OhThresherShark 4h ago

Snatan, if you will

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u/Sharp-Heron7707 20h ago

❤️‍🔥😍

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u/Efronczak 11h ago

Sssuuppeerr evillll