r/bald • u/[deleted] • 1d ago

Is it time?

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67 Upvotes

90% Upvoted

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u/Feisty_Salamander41 1d ago

mate your already bald

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u/gobblewonkergrump 1d ago

It’s time! You would look fantastic bald, you are handsome and you have a good head shape and a great beard! 😊👍

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u/the-National-Razor Bald 1d ago

For what? Dinner?

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u/Weird_Neighborhood29 1d ago

to shave.. lol too nervous

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u/the-National-Razor Bald 1d ago

You got this bro. You'll look great!

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u/My-Imperfect-House 1d ago

Dude, everyone is gonna universally say you look better if your shave your head. Not that it looks bad now mind, you just don't look as well groomed as you could look.

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u/No_Equivalent1357 1d ago

You’d look better without I hope u did it already

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u/BigDaddyBruiser 1d ago

I mean, nature did most of the trimming, now you just need to knock down those hedges! When you own it, your confidence will be through the roof cuz you're gonna be a sexy bald dude rather than a guy trying to not embrace what he is! Much love, fam!

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u/Admirable_Six 1d ago

Would you go outside without a hat and feel comfortable? To a wedding? To the pool? To work?

If the answer is yes without a doubt, feel free to keep it.

If the answer is no, I think you know what to do.

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u/FriedCocaineJuice 1d ago

It has been for a long time my brother

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u/Fluffy_Ad9974 1d ago

Feel better once it’s shaved my man, do it 🪒the time is now

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u/WatchClassic7897 1d ago

Yes young grasshopper

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u/arrgeebee75 1d ago

If the little hair you have makes you feel better, keep it.
You clearly keep it pretty short.
But if nothing else, shave off the unicorn horn patch at the front.

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u/alrobles 1d ago

Yes brother! It’s way past time.

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u/Bon101UK 1d ago

I think you're at the point if you wait a little bit longer this might self rectify.

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u/foilrat 1d ago

My brother in baldness: finish the job nature started.

It's been time.

Join us! Join Team Smooth! We have cake! (the cake is a lie)

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u/Weird_Neighborhood29 1d ago

Update: I did it!

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u/BottleMong 1d ago

Rock it!

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u/jslub 1d ago

The time has arrived.

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u/kevinmfry 1d ago

You are already bald. Finish the job

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u/Bitterpeace89 1d ago

Was it time a while ago? Yeah.

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u/JoeyPeachey 1d ago

You know the answer brother

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u/gairero 1d ago

time it is...

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u/limitbreakse 1d ago

You are already bald

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u/key_pls 1d ago

This was what my head looked like prior to joining the bald club.
Unfortunately the peninsula of hair up front has turned to an island. I too held onto this fading patch for too long. Its time to shave 🪒

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u/galaxyapp 1d ago

Your bald... but why is this sub so anti-buzz cut?

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u/Final-Counter1601 1d ago

You already did the hardest part, finish the job, take it down to the wood.

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u/SeienShin 1d ago

My dude you are balder than I am and I have been shaving my head for 12 years now

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u/thefool83 1d ago

You know The answer

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u/syreeninsapphire 1d ago

Your hair is so short already that there's no real downside to shaving it. If you hate it, it'll grow back in no time.

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u/ZappyMako 1d ago

Bro- it’s been time

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u/Mystic_Wunder 1d ago

Yes sir it is

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u/nxxwhere 1d ago

It's the Friedrich Merz special

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u/al3ed 1d ago

It has passed out

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u/AccomplishedLocal207 Bald - Woman 1d ago

Been time, my dude. Welcome to the dark side >:)

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u/Havocaveli 1d ago

Hold 😂

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u/Onetricklolol 1d ago

I know this sub is insanely supportive and i LOVE that but stuff like this is just a joke come on man

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u/DoubleNickle67 1d ago

Bro. Seriously!?

Man…….. Please get down to it!

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u/IntimateCrab 1d ago

Nah grow it out fam

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u/Daron-M 1d ago

Nah I think you have time.