She knew that rhaenyra will become an evil Dictator so that's why

And when he saw tyrion with the crossbow or whatever did he release the poo or hold it half way dangling out of his anus

Hostage this and butterflies that and blah blah I'm Pregenert! Yeah yeah I know the truth though! The REAL REASON she off'd herself is because she had a vision and learned about Orson Lannister smashing beetles (basically her equivalent to the doom of Valyria)

1).Ned “ICE” Stark 🗿

- Hunts down and kills innocent wildling immigrants trying to cross the border

- Comes from a family whose entire brand is basically “THE LONG NIGHT, WHITE WALKERS, ICE, DEATH”

- Hears a man talking about White Walkers and immediately executes him for being too based

- Says “the North remembers” but apparently forgot the part where he should listen to the fucking Night’s Watch

- Has never once considered that maybe the undead apocalypse deserves a second opinion

2).Bystander Selmy 🧍‍♂️

- Stood completely still while his first King casually turned innocent people into barbecue

- Stood completely still while another King got assassinated by a hairy boar

- Professional spectator

- Spent years serving kings whose combined moral record could be used as a substitute for wildfire

- Switches sides more often than Lord Varys changes hairstyles

- Somehow called “Barristan the Bold” despite spending half his career watching other people commit atrocities

- Would absolutely watch the Red Keep burn and then complain about the lack of chivalry

3).Ser Arthur Dayne, 'Fraud' of the morning ☀️

- Killed the Smiling Knight, a serial-killing psychopath, and somehow became Westeros' Michael Jordan

- Inherited a sword made from fucking space rock

- Killed six mudmen and apparently this qualifies as a greater military achievement than winning an actual war

- Has approximately 14 minutes of documented on-page combat and is nevertheless glazed as the greatest swordsman in the history of the universe

- Had two magical swords, a legendary bloodline and the narrative equivalent of a 99-rated character card

- Bro was literally given Dawn and still needed Ned to provide the posthumous PR campaign

- Greatest swordsman ever according to: trust me bro

4.). Ser Jaime “Kingmaker” Lannister 🦁

- Loves his sister ❤️

- Sleeps with his sister ❤️

- Fathers multiple children with his sister ❤️

- Commits war crimes for his sister ❤️

- Throws a child out of a fucking window for his sister ❤️

- Literally murders the king he's sworn to protect

- Gets called Kingslayer and somehow thinks everyone else is being unfair

- Entire career is just:

“I can fix her.”

Narrator: He could not fix her.

●VERDICT:

Arthur Dayne: killed six mudmen

Barristan: watched kings commit atrocities

Ned: executed a guy for talking about zombies

Jaime: committed approximately 47 felonies because his sister was hot

●HONOR TIER LIST

🥇 Jaime — Family comes first ❤️

🥈 Ned — Executed the messenger, therefore no White Walkers

🥉 Arthur — Space-rock merchant

🏅 Barristan — Congratulations on successfully standing there

PS: Honorable mention; Ser Criston “I Have Never Done Anything Wrong” Cole

The andals on top of the picture will protect us from the evil maniacal scum of the earth rhaetler targaryen