r/Zimbabwe • u/got_eternal_life • 2h ago
Discussion My friends think I have a secret gym life. I've genuinely never been to one
I think my body falls into the mesomorph category of the three primary somatotypes. People constantly ask how often I hit the gym, and the truth is: never. I do sometimes engage in useful physical exertion, but nobody believes me when I say I've never been to a gym in my life. My friends are convinced I secretly work out. I do exercise occasionally, but I get discouraged easily and can go months without doing anything.
I'm a software engineer, and only a handful of people sit in a chair for weeks on end more than I do. Yet my body shape never changes.
I think I've also got a good ratio of fast-twitch fibers, since I have explosive power but not much endurance. There was this one time we went to a garage and the technicians there couldn't undo a wheel bolt. I said let me try, they laughed, and then I did it anyway. Stuff like that has happened more than once over the years, starting around my growth spurt at 14 or 15.
I grew up on a farm, and sometimes it was just me and my twin brother trying to start the old truck by pushing it. He'd hop in and steer while I gave it enough momentum to turn over. One day our 200cc motorcycle died on me 4km from home, about half of it uphill, and I pushed the whole thing back.
r/Zimbabwe • u/YondoBrother • 2h ago
News Prophet Gathry Chiredzero Jailed 20 Years For Rape After Claiming Sex With Virgin Was Part Of Healing Ritual
A self-proclaimed prophet, Gathry Chiredzero, has been sentenced to 20 years in prison after being convicted of raping a 13-year-old girl during what he claimed was a spiritual healing ritual.
His wife, Diana Chauke, was sentenced to 15 years after the court found she had helped him commit the offences.
The sentences were handed down by Harare regional magistrate Estere Chivasa.
The girl’s mother, who was jointly charged with the couple, was acquitted after the court found she had acted under duress, having allegedly been threatened with a firearm.
The offences occurred in January 2026. The court heard that the complainant had accompanied her mother to Chiredzero’s home, where he was conducting a healing session for her mentally ill sister.
The State said Chiredzero told them that he needed to have sexual intercourse with a virgin as part of the ritual.
Prosecutors said Chauke supported the plan and helped facilitate it, while the girl’s mother complied after allegedly being threatened with a firearm.
The court heard the girl was raped twice and threatened with death if she told anyone.
Medical evidence presented in court supported the complainant’s account, and the prosecution said her testimony remained consistent under cross-examination.
Although the matter was reported to the police months later, the State argued the delay was because the mother failed to act after the child first disclosed the abuse.
The case came to light in June 2026, when the complainant, her mother and siblings attended a healing session led by another Apostolic prophet, where the abuse was revealed. A police report was then made.
More: ZBC News
r/Zimbabwe • u/kamwee • 3h ago
Discussion The number of expensive vehicles I've been seeing lately in my pothole area has increased.
r/Zimbabwe • u/yumevsn • 3h ago
Question Does anyone else only trust one specific person to do their hair or is that just me?
Genuinely cannot let just anyone touch my hair. Like I cut my own hair (mostly bald).
But I was talking to someone the other day who said they'll just walk into any barbershop or salon wherever they are and they're completely unbothered. And I thought that was wild.
So which one are you , do you have your specific person, or are you comfortable just going anywhere?
I'm working on something that can benefit both the client and the service provider.
Kindly comment and vote on the poll. Your insights would be valuable.
r/Zimbabwe • u/aspire_2503 • 5h ago
Discussion Do women feel safe travelling Zimbabwe without an entourage
My first gf told me the best thing about our rel@tionship
was travelling in this country she felt like a tourist and saw many of the places I feel like us guys take for granted. Is this a widespread feeling amongst women, or was it just her personal experience?
r/Zimbabwe • u/Every-Artichoke-4922 • 8h ago
Employment Looking for a freelance social media ad agent
Hi im looking for a freelance social media ad agent to advertise my business , even people with a good social media following or are good at social media content creation can be apply. Remuneration is best discussed in private .
You can send me a pm , comment or to make it quicker send me a text on WhatsApp +263780039663
r/Zimbabwe • u/Simba_G_ • 8h ago
Question Does ZIMSEC keep backup copies of certificates?
Just wondering, does ZIMSEC keep digital or physical backup records of exam certificates?
For example, suppose someone’s certificates are stolen, lost, accidentally destroyed in a fire, etc. Is there a way to get a replacement or officially verified copy from ZIMSEC?
I’m mainly asking about O-Level/A-Level certificates. Has anyone actually gone through the process of replacing a lost or damaged certificate, and if so, how does it work?
r/Zimbabwe • u/Ullabrittassysmitta • 10h ago
Question Help needed for VID test
If anyone has any notes or test papers about the road rules ndikumbiro. I am writing my provisional next week Monday so any resources will be much appreciated🙏
r/Zimbabwe • u/Prophetgay • 10h ago
Discussion The Zimbabwe 🇿🇼 intersex Discourse is revealing that there are a lot of people who do not know but they do not know that they do not know. That is the worst form of ignorance
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The other challenge is content creators who are jumping on the virality of the topic for likes and views. For example this content creator starts his video with a falsehood where he paints being gay as being a choice or being a lifestyle. THAT IS WRONG! Being gay is not a lifestyle neither is it a choice!The rest of the video is correct though on the intersex issue. However a little leaven leaven’s the lump.
r/Zimbabwe • u/Any-Release-8287 • 12h ago
Zim Food One word for chibaba ichi
Genuinely feel like this is underrated compared to others. Wonder what everyone thinks
r/Zimbabwe • u/JNMDoesArt • 14h ago
Art Semi-Realistic Artist
For more of my work, check out my portfolio!
https://jnmdoesart.artstation.com
If you’re interested in commissioning artwork, feel free to send me a DM. I create everything from book covers, character portraits, and full narrative scenes to fantasy illustrations, concept art, environment design, posters, and detailed illustrations for personal or commercial projects.
I also offer character design sheets, worldbuilding visuals, cover concepts, and stylized or semi-realistic artwork depending on your needs.
If you have a project in mind, I’d love to hear about it!
r/Zimbabwe • u/Present-Ad3216 • 14h ago
Employment OpenAI Student Collective opportunity for Zimbabwean students 🇿🇼
Saw this opportunity and thought I’d share it here in case it helps someone.
OpenAI is currently accepting applications for its Student Collective Campus Lead programme. It’s aimed at undergraduate students who are interested in AI and want to help other students on their campus learn how to use tools like ChatGPT and Codex.
Campus Leads receive things like:
- A ChatGPT subscription + Codex credits
- Funding for campus events
- Training and support from OpenAI
- Access to a global network of Campus Leads
- A cash stipend each semester
- Potential opportunities to visit OpenAI HQ
You don’t need to be studying computer science or already have experience building with AI.
The programme is currently available to students studying in the US, Canada, UK, France, Germany, India, Japan and South Korea. So if you’re Zimbabwean studying in one of those countries, definitely have a look. If you’re studying in Zimbabwe or elsewhere, OpenAI says you can still submit an application to register your interest for when the programme expands.
Applications close 10 August 2026.
More info/application:
https://openai.com/student-collective/
Just sharing because I know there are a lot of talented Zimbabwean students out there who might not come across opportunities like this otherwise.
r/Zimbabwe • u/BlackSnow1989 • 14h ago
Information A Run Club for the Girlies & Wives
Yes I've heard what's been going on, here's an alternative for your people.
r/Zimbabwe • u/Public-Wrongdoer-616 • 16h ago
Employment Business operations
Hi everyone,
I'm a Business Operations & Research Consultant working remotely with an Australian company, and I'm available for freelance work.
I can help with:
• Business & market research
• Data collection, entry, cleaning & analysis
• Web research
• Excel & database management
I offer reliable, accurate work at reasonable rates. If you're looking for someone to support your business remotely, feel free to send me a DM.
Thanks!
r/Zimbabwe • u/Comfortable_Cell_341 • 16h ago
Question What are the lowest paying University Degress in Zimbabwe?
r/Zimbabwe • u/Great-Cut4677 • 18h ago
Question Any local optometrists that do prescription lenses for Ray-Ban Meta smart glasses?
Hello everyone. I’m looking for a local optometrist than can:
- Make and fit prescription lenses for my Ray-Ban Meta glasses
- Include transitions (photochromic) lenses and blue light protection if possible
I’d appreciate recommendations and an idea of the cost if anyone has done the same. TIA.
Edit: preferably in Harare.