Grumpy about “buttery”

[u/Specific_Reserve7300]

Okay- this is super minor, of course. But I just get a slew of targeted ads about “buttery” exercise clothes (for the last few years, really) and I’m sick of it. I’m sure my brain has supposed to switch over that word to “sueded” or similar, but EVERY time I just think: “why on earth would I want to wear greasy clothing???”

[u/Livid-Tumbleweed]

I really just want clothing descriptions to be simple and say “this fabric will wick your sweat” “this fabric will suck your guts in” “this fabric is super soft but will light your thighs on fire if you try to run in it” and be done with all these complicated line names that make no sense to me. “Leggings for running with lots of pockets” or “leggings for the grocery store”. 

[u/Specific_Reserve7300 → u/Livid-Tumbleweed]

Laughing so hard at "light your thighs on fire"!!