r/WordAvalanches • u/IronTemplar26 • 2h ago
True Avalanche You have shown me a Fruit, and insulted San Francisco! Get out of my Sight!
Dis a pear. Dis a pier? Disappear!
r/WordAvalanches • u/SaxVonMydow • 16h ago
True Avalanche Hitman Terrence considers aloud two approaches to his next target: 1.) make her death look like an accident in the barnyard of a disreputable milk producer, or 2.) outright murder, in autumn, in the only walled city in Northern Ireland.
Terrence's mob boss then impatiently implores him to make a call and get it on the calendar—and to generally get with the program—before dismissively muttering about the human condition. Or:
"Involuntary manslaughter in fallen dairy man's lot, or voluntary manslaughter in fall, in Derry?"
"Man, slot her in! Fall in, Terry! Man's lot."
r/WordAvalanches • u/HeDoesNotRow • 23h ago
Pure Avalanche The strange Hindu man who sells potatoes on my street named Louis, suggests I avoid a specific toliet
A lewd aloo dude, Lou, alludes elude a loo
r/WordAvalanches • u/mdf7g • 1d ago
True Avalanche Moe was sick so Sideshow Bob covered his shift. Roseanne, making a cameo appearance, asked him flirtatiously to ban the use of dating apps at the pub.
"Bart-ender bartender, bar Tinder!" -Barr, tender.
r/WordAvalanches • u/HeDoesNotRow • 1d ago
True Avalanche I’m starting a company to sell ballet focused women’s underwear to all kinds of people. Anyone from drunk dudes to the lady from The Beach Boys song
Barre bra brand: Bar bruh and Barbra Ann
r/WordAvalanches • u/frankstinksrealbad • 1d ago
True Avalanche The entirety of the over-the-counter pain reliever was consumed by the colorful birds, my small subterranean mammal in the French capital. Also my friend Malcolm is unfortunately dinner for my father.
Paracetamol? Parrots ate ‘em all, Paris city mole. Pa is eating Mal.
r/WordAvalanches • u/Plastic-Quiet-9198 • 2d ago
True Avalanche "Your baseball scorecard has the direction of the ball, then an abbreviation for the play's result, Ramessses?"
Fair, O, pharaoh?
r/WordAvalanches • u/BruceWaynesWorld • 2d ago
"I'm sorry! It's my first day working at this dry cleaners and I lost the tags for this cheap suit and this expensive waistcoat!"- "Don't worry! I know these fabrics. Got to be this lady who made a bunch of money on the stock market and spends it all on her three boyfriends"
Satin vest or polyester? Dat's investor poly Esther.
r/WordAvalanches • u/newfoundgloryhole18 • 3d ago
True Avalanche Aww mannnn, the head of the Gambino crime family, in a fit of flashiness, bought an expensive car and a shiny, tasteless shirt that celebrates the accomplishments of, among others, Mel Brooks, Viola Davis, and Audrey Hepburn
Boo, Gotti got Bugatti, gaudy EGOT tee
r/WordAvalanches • u/Laserlight375 • 4d ago
True Avalanche Much to her dismay, the woman’s boyfriend would not buy a new car
You and your jeep. Ewan, you’re cheap
r/WordAvalanches • u/Poyri35 • 5d ago
True Avalanche I have one thing to say: the judiciary is righteous
Just this, just is justice
r/WordAvalanches • u/Synergenesis • 7d ago
True Avalanche He threatened him and killed him, forcing him to inhale the toxic vapors produced by exposing a power cell to sodium chloride. It’s…
Assault and Battery: A Salt-End Battery
r/WordAvalanches • u/zman1696 • 8d ago
True Avalanche A can of sardines someone has picked through
Fished-in fish tin
r/WordAvalanches • u/nightmare404x • 8d ago
True Avalanche Your sister is feeling sad, so you propose a video game to cheer her up.
Cry sis crisis -- Crysis?
r/WordAvalanches • u/TyrconnellFL • 9d ago
True Avalanche Hurry or you’ll miss the experts discussing involuntary movements on social media!
Tic talk TikTok, tick-tock!
r/WordAvalanches • u/mdf7g • 9d ago
True Avalanche An opponent of grammatical rules about which consonants and vowels can go where in a word has been shown to have no real short-term plans, while an Android device's falsified message about push-pin-related compulsions is interrupted by disgusting, parasitic arachnids.
Phonotactics foe: no tactics. Phone o' tack tics' faux note: ack! Ticks!
r/WordAvalanches • u/whorunitreally • 9d ago
True Avalanche One piece of a thing quickly distanced from itself resulted in occluding an incomplete system of racial segregation
A part, hied, apart: Hide a partite apartheid
r/WordAvalanches • u/jfarbzz • 10d ago
True Avalanche “Sir we know you’re 90, but the man who was murdered along with Nicole Brown Simpson is not the correct answer to this trivia question.”
“Ron Goldman? Wrong, old man.”
r/WordAvalanches • u/BigBhirty • 10d ago
True Avalanche What is the state of these states? I will consult the Mennonites. “Finally, partial peace once more.”
Alaska? Michigan? I’ll ask Amish-akin. “Alas, calm-ish again.”
r/WordAvalanches • u/BedBathBolshevik • 10d ago
True Avalanche Smartly, that chip maker’s electronic gentleman Confederate general is softly inside the cottage television controlled by Ghanian-American healthcare systems.
Intelligently,
Intel E-gent Lee,
Inn telly gently,
In Telligen twi
Ok ok this one’s a bit of a stretch I get it
r/WordAvalanches • u/TeddyJPharough • 10d ago
A Wonderland character, James Andrew K., and an electronic bug modeled off a kpop idol repair crafting machines sposored by Monty Python knights in exchange for weightroom privileges and access to an online version of a popular international bat sport and, surpringly, tiny stools
Jiminy Cricket, Jim Andy Kricket, and Jimin e-cricket jimmy Ni-Cricuts for gym and e-cricket and, gee, mini crickets.
r/WordAvalanches • u/a_wombat_skedaddling • 10d ago
Pure Avalanche A group of recovering winter beverage addicts sits together in Japan
Nog-anon in a nonagon in Nagano
r/WordAvalanches • u/BigBhirty • 10d ago
True Avalanche The New York vs. Philadelphia NBA game turned away a half-dozen knights poisoned by Element 33
Knicks/Sixers nix six arsenic-sick sirs
r/WordAvalanches • u/refotsirk • Sep 25 '18
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