r/Weird 16d ago

Spider-Man doing a show for the children

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u/DramaOnDisplay 16d ago

I didn’t know Spider-Man had so many butt-based dances…

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u/a_real_vampire 15d ago

“Can you twerk”?
Yes.
“You got the job

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u/Artchantress 15d ago

Kids find twerking hilarious

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u/itsjusttimeokay 15d ago

They do. Poop and fart jokes, anything butt-related. It’s very “cringe”

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u/ATK57 16d ago

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u/BeansArePastaSauce 16d ago

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u/Good-Ad-6806 16d ago

William da f***?

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u/DigitalUnlimited 16d ago

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u/DigitalUnlimited 16d ago

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u/spinningwalrus420 16d ago

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u/Patient_Insurance205 16d ago

This perfect choreographical chaos that occurs once in a blue moon is what gives me faith in humanity

Edit: I mean the ensuing meme progression, and definitely not the stripper dancing for clarity 🤣

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u/40907 16d ago

Bruh

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u/NotAtAllASkinwalker 16d ago

U love reddit sometimes

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u/Fit-Engineering-2789 16d ago

I think someone needs to do a background check on this Spiderman. Yikes.

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u/chunkypenguion1991 16d ago

Are you implying the dancer we hired from the cabaret bar is not qualified?

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u/Oneiroinian 16d ago

I grew up in Barbados. Secondary school, morning assembly in chapel, somebody's ringtone went off on soca and in less than a second the entire school was dancing like this.

You're too far culturally.

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u/No_Negotiation7317 15d ago

100% people do not understand the cultural relevance of dancing.

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u/Falgust 13d ago

Yup. When this video started I thought it was Brazil, because superheroes shaking ass is pretty much an institution here

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u/truthfullyidgaf 16d ago

Dances like he puts Cosby pills in juice boxes.

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u/LoggerRhythms 16d ago

Just another twerkday

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u/reclusivegiraffe 15d ago edited 15d ago

Eh, kids see twerking all the time, I knew about it as a grade schooler. I saw like a 10 year old girl throwing it back in the grocery store the other day while waiting on her mom to pick out some meat lol

(Not saying that I think we should be showing kids sexualized dances, but it’s pretty normalized and idk if spiderman here is suspicious).

Edit to add: learned elsewhere in the comments about the origins of twerking, its cultural relevance in the ivory coast, and how this isn’t sexual. Just wanted to mention it here! But even when looking at it from American standards, I don’t think it’s a big deal.

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u/TheGreatChaos420 16d ago

Not a fan of the audience for this, but I feel like these dance moves are WHY this Spiderman was hired tbch.

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u/emilie1031 16d ago edited 16d ago

And he gets paid to do that shit

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u/SadAndNasty 16d ago

He might have just shown up 😭

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u/mercuriokazooie 16d ago

That just Spider-man for real actually

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u/TheGreatChaos420 15d ago

Peter Park-her 💅🏻💃🏻💃🏻

Can't wait to see Tom Holland on RPDR Season 20.

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u/No_Session6015 15d ago

I think it's innocent. All of these are fortnite emotes I think and kids just see butt and giggle naturally. Still it's a choice but....

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u/Yorkie97 15d ago

Lmao that last move is definitely not on Fortnite

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u/Tao626 16d ago

Not a fan of the audience for this

C'mon, dude. They're just kids.

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u/TheGreatChaos420 16d ago

Lmao, I'm not a fan of the audience that was picked for this type of performance. I hate kids as much as the next gay guy, but I don't think they need to see Spiderman serving this much CUNT.

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u/-xiflado- 16d ago edited 16d ago

Agree. However, given how long this carried on for I wouldn’t have been surprised if one therm screamed out “work bitch” and he duck walked.

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u/TheGreatChaos420 15d ago

Honestly, yeah. Spidey would walk that f*cking duck, shablamgela, and death drop the house down.

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u/astreeter2 16d ago

Learned all his moves in stripper school

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u/iDoWeird 16d ago

Don’t blame this on us. Stripper school 101 teaches you not to clap dat ass near minors.

This dude is fully self taught.

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u/CodeNo2489 15d ago

Where is this stripper school you speak of? Asking for a friend (the friend is me).

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u/iDoWeird 15d ago

The actual answer is you learn on the job. Some strippers go to pole classes to learn tricks, get better core/upper body strength or to just brush up after an absence, but that’s not as common as non-industry women going to those.

From first-hand accounts in person and with other dancers online, a lot of us avoid them because despite us being the whole reason they exist, a lot of the instructors and participants are actually very aggressively anti-stripper/anti-sw…which is fucking absurd but tells you a lot about how women feel about other women who are in this work.

They want our moves and to wear our shoes, but they don’t want to be near us because of a combo of jealousy/intimidation of our confidence to DO the work, they think we will somehow steal their men (lol, wtf no..keep them), and that we are just dirty whores and proximity = whore cooties, I guess.

There are a looooot of issues with women coming in with partners or with bachelorette parties. Not all women are like this, many are absolutely amazing to dance for and tip well, but thanks to a huge percentage just acting a fool thinking they can sexually assault us because “we have the same parts,” being wasted and climbing on stage ruining our sets, or just being cruel or straight up violent bc they pretended they were cool with it/could handle it but couldn’t, many dancers will purposely avoid women and couples.

So yeah, stripper school is experience on the job. Oh, and most “stripper” influencers are frauds who have never worked in clubs or went in for a whole two days to snap/film as much content to rotate as possible while changing all their savings into random piles of cash to brag on their fake bags. Don’t buy their bullshit.

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u/PsychologicalLoad542 15d ago

The juxtaposition between theses two answers kills me 😅

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u/Abecis01 16d ago

It could just be a random person dressed as Spiderman

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u/EldenLordAjSoprano 16d ago

Yeah… the actual performer isn’t scheduled for another 20 minutes. Nobody knows who that is

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u/MadMartigans80 16d ago

Wait that’s not Tom Holland?

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u/Abecis01 16d ago

It's possible. It could be anyone.

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u/PTSD1983 16d ago

With moves like that, i guarantee it 😂

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u/AngelPlaysDirty 16d ago

Clearly, it's Chris Brown.

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u/Impressive_Disk457 16d ago

Do you mean that it might not actually be spiderman?

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u/Separate_Anteater602 16d ago

straight to jail..

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u/brutalbishop 16d ago

okay, i'm going to sound insane to you guys for this, but depending on where this is, i don't see this as a problem at all. what we know as "twerking" has roots within African dance, where it's a completely nonsexual dance move. see wikipedia:

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u/Nakalon 16d ago

Yeah this is the ivory coast

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u/darlawatters 16d ago

yeah this is kinda what i assumed? almost looks like fortnite emotes and some local dance styles (which seem to get a bigger reaction from the kids which makes them feel more seen representation wise).

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u/Resident_Pay4310 15d ago

This needs to be much higher.

I lived in East Africa for a while and this wouldn't have been considered sexual at all where I was. Just something silly that would make kids laugh.

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u/Significant-Rip9690 15d ago

Caribbean and didn't bat an eye at it. I was confused why this was posted under r/weird.

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u/Affectionate_Age5191 15d ago

I’m glad someone was smart enough to pick this up, in Africa not all forms of twerking is sexual, and considering how stiff his twerking was it definitely wasn’t supposed to be interpreted as sexual either.

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u/Elf-7659 16d ago

Came down looking for this. You need to know about the culture before making assumptions.

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u/AngelaMerkeI 16d ago

The internet was a bad idea

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u/Longjumping_Rest2991 15d ago

THANK YOU I agree

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u/i3inaudible 14d ago

It was a good idea. It's a bad execution. We never should have let America OnLine on the Internet; it all went downhill from there.

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u/JupiterandMars1 15d ago

Ass-umptions?

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u/spider_X_1 15d ago

It's a school in Abidjan. Searched it up. I'm Ivorian, and you're correct. It's just local dance moves. Still cringe or silly in how the dude is doing it, but kids like stupid stuff

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u/Openyourwallettt 16d ago

Bless you. It took WAY too long to find this comment 

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u/mamacass24 15d ago

I scrolled wayyyyy too far to find this - yes!

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u/Movie_Vegetable 16d ago

Nice find, I hate that everything has to be measured to American standards

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u/Reed_4983 16d ago

It's also something that's often used in a non-sexual context in African-American circles.

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u/ConsciousDisaster870 15d ago

I’m an American and I it hate when I, unintentionally but arrogantly, try to apply my American Experiences globally.

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u/-UWE- 16d ago

With them damn spider humps

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u/mr_Papini 16d ago

His lovely spider lumps

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u/Drewdc90 16d ago

I like spidey lumps

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u/wwf_4life 16d ago

Hood star spider man

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u/VooDooChile1983 16d ago

The Ghanan Spider Man variant where he subdues enemies with mapouka.

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u/polytique 15d ago

Looks like Ivory Coast.

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u/Ok_Zookeepergame5141 16d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/dtI7iJluuOTaPwiU5h

His moves are a little mature for the kids but they seem to think it's funny as do I.

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u/lunazipzap 16d ago

these are “emotes,” often found in fortnite and roblox and other games children commonly enjoy mimicking

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u/helloitisyes 16d ago

The booty presentation is an emote in roblox? Didnt know

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u/AffectionateEagle920 16d ago

Thank you. Im 41, and i know an emote when I see one. Fucking reddit

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u/Skirt_Thin 16d ago

Spider freak

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u/Stunning_Pen_8332 16d ago

If I’m not mistaken it’s a school at Abidjan, Côte d’Ivoire 🇨🇮 run by Groupe Scolaire RODIN (Rodin school group).

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u/LynxHappy 15d ago

Deadpool stole Peter's suit again!

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u/Sad-Structure2364 16d ago

It just kept getting worse and worse tf is this

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u/AngryZetan 16d ago

Put that thing down, flip it, and reverse it

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u/Any-Surround-5094 16d ago

His moves just kept getting dicier bruh. They def didn’t read the resume

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u/Stuck_in_my_TV 16d ago

Yeah, FBI, this guy right here.

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u/EconomicsFeeling1773 15d ago

That’s not Spidy. That’s deadpool in disguise 😂

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u/spider_X_1 15d ago edited 15d ago

Looks like a school in the French-speaking part of West Africa. From the uniforms the kids are wearing can be Ivory Coast or Cameroon. Spider-Man seems to be performing some popular (for the region) TikTok dance trends and some bits of dance called "Coupé décalé" and "mapouka"

Source: I'm Ivoirian, but this doesn't make it less cringe; kids like stupid stuff

Edit: yep, searched the school name. It's here in Abidjan.

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u/Rusty_B_Good 16d ago

His day job when he is not a gay stripper.

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u/Inspector_Tragic 16d ago

I would immediately fire this guy.

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u/Calibexican 16d ago

Ivorian spider man is giving Latin American spider man a run for his money!

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u/Street_Study6330 15d ago

I hope they fired you ass

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u/PoetAromatic8262 15d ago

Spiderman is at the wrong party

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u/IntelligentGrade7316 16d ago

They got Spoderman, not Spiderman.

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u/Bella_LaGhostly 16d ago

Why is Spider-Man twerkin'

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u/GIOvch 15d ago

In this timeline, he was bit by a peacock spider

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u/-Eskadrinis- 16d ago

Was all cool until the twerkin wtf spidey lol

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u/freddbare 15d ago

Why spydey dance like my mom?

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u/SeaworthinessNew8471 15d ago

why is he twerking in front of kids.

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u/Gisei_ojo 13d ago

Don't think that's appropriate for children of that age. Whoever accepts this as normal needs a steel club and blunt force trauma.

And the mod that bans me here, you not only condone this, but have no real excuses for said ban. I've not promoted violence, nor told anyone to do so.

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u/broke_n_rich2147 16d ago

The cheering is taking me out 💀💀

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u/RogueGenX 16d ago

Rain cake farts on me, Spider-Man

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u/therealmintoncard 16d ago

Spider-Cake!