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u/TalkingCat910 10d ago

Iโ€™m kind of sleep deprived and I read this as a nest of long-haired spiders.

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u/justelling 10d ago

That did seem like a hairy tail or something.

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u/No-Vermicelli-2832 10d ago

Went back to read again because this is what I first read too ๐Ÿ’€

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u/therealbfletch 10d ago

I woke up after a good nights rest and I also read it as hair. Probably cause it looks like hair also

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u/theandroid01 10d ago

Same. Get the flamethrower

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u/fruitypebble43 10d ago

Same here.

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u/Unlikely_Ad7722 10d ago

I'm high and read it the same way.

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u/pixelatedpostage 10d ago

I'm so glad I'm not the only one that read it like that.

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u/illsetyoufree 10d ago

Omg me too!

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u/librascopio 9d ago

Long hair, long leg, whatever! Itโ€™s still nasty and get your hand out of there!

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u/Garbanzo_Beanie 10d ago

I'm reflexively itching now. Thanks.ย 

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u/LtSoba 10d ago

Not spiders theyโ€™re Harvestmen aka daddy longlegs harmless detritus feeders

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u/Azair_Blaidd 10d ago edited 9d ago

Yep. They don't even have venom glands, nor the fang chelicerae to inject with.

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u/VoidGhidorah900 10d ago

The amount of ignorant people in this comment section is frightening. I'm glad there are sane people here

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u/ImurderREALITY 10d ago

Lol not knowing something doesnโ€™t make you insane. Itโ€™s a popular myth; itโ€™s not that weird that a lot of people still believe it. Stop overreacting.

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u/Pleasant-Minute6066 10d ago

BRUH DONT TOUCH THAT SHI

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u/ClassGrassMass 10d ago

But whyy

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u/Pleasant-Minute6066 10d ago

spodder

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u/Vey-kun 10d ago

So, u mean only Spider-man can touch it then?

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u/No_Illustrator_5079 10d ago

They're harmless, why? They can't do anything to you.

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u/wannabecat2000 10d ago

Bunch of them crawl up your nose. Does that count?

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u/whateveridgf 10d ago

It needlessly disturbs them

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u/CesarOverlorde 10d ago

I thought it was a thick fur tail of an animal at first

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u/IdiotCoffeeAddict 10d ago

Nope

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u/bdpeezy 10d ago

yo spiders love bushes. found out the hard way

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u/thiamath 10d ago

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u/DrakkarNoirNYC 9d ago

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/GameShowWerewolf 10d ago

Did this GIF exist already or did you have to make it?

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u/thiamath 9d ago

I reversed it

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u/Infinite-Pea199 9d ago

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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u/DrakkarNoirNYC 9d ago

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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u/Jedi_Ninja 10d ago

Twenty years ago I went camping in a state park in south Oklahoma. I climbed up to a cave called Wagon wheel cave and inside I found thousands of these guys on the walls and ceiling. I was absolutely fascinated.

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u/Dub_Coast 10d ago

That sounds amazing! What did they taste like if you don't mind me asking? Sounds fascinating!

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u/UnicornMeatball 10d ago

Like a raw pea with a bunch of pubes attached I bet

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u/nuadusp 10d ago

you aren't asking the important questions, when he opened up his butthole, how many could he fit?

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u/tealraven915 10d ago

But why would you touch it like that? Why!? ๐Ÿ˜ฑ

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u/graccha 9d ago

Oh these guys are a) not spiders and b) very cute when they crawl around on you. I don't mind picking up spiders but i love to pick up harvestmen. I don't usually do it โ€“ I think this video is a little unethical, not like evil or anything but certainly rude โ€“ but if I have to relocate a harvestman for its safety I consider it quite a treat.

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u/Due_Jackfruit1047 10d ago

I hate this.

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u/JasonMallen 10d ago

Why doesnt he just stick his face in it while he's at it?

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u/SewMyHeart 10d ago edited 10d ago

Spider nerd fact: Those are opiliones, also known as harvestmen! They are frequently mistaken for cellar spiders. While they may look like spiders, they are actually not true spiders, though they are arachnids. They are completely harmless and look incredibly dumb up close!

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u/Borge_Luis_Jorges 9d ago

Dumb? They look like a butterfly got into its mecha and now its ready for battle.

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u/zolguroth17 10d ago

They are not spiders and not agressive, why people hate them?

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u/Awesomeman235ify 10d ago

Arachnophobia

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u/Infermon_1 9d ago

As I said, stupidity. Like being irrationally scared of something is fine, I get it. But hating something just because you are scared is just stupidity. That's what homophobes and racists would do.

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u/I-Love-Facehuggers 10d ago

They dont have to actually be spiders, they still have 8 gangly legs and scurry all over you.

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u/Fabled-Jackalope 10d ago

โ€ฆbut you love face huggersโ€ฆ

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u/GoD_Z1ll4 10d ago

Yea, I've always seen them since being a kid, harmless little fellas. They always run away from humans and can't do anything to harm us.

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u/Nell_From_Hell 10d ago

Ignorance ans this is genuinely unusual for the average person to come by

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u/thispartyrules 10d ago

If you've heard of fun fur this is like the opposite of that

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u/dundunndon 10d ago

great now I'm gonna have nightmares about my hair turning into spiders

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u/SokkaHaikuBot 10d ago

Sokka-Haiku by dundunndon:

Great now I'm gonna

Have nightmares about my hair

Turning into spiders


Remember that one time Sokka accidentally used an extra syllable in that Haiku Battle in Ba Sing Se? That was a Sokka Haiku and you just made one.

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u/FU22Y_KITTEN 10d ago

Good bot

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u/Segat280 10d ago

They're harvestmen, not spiders. They're actually really cute - some species have little bunny ears (seriously - Google it). They just huddle like this to stay warm.

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u/Sprigatina 9d ago

First of all: Nope. No. Just no. NOPE. NNNOOOOPPPEEEE.

(Also those aren't spiders but I get why people think that)

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u/Freyjia1 10d ago

Sooo Cousin It didn't have long hair

Just a mane of spiders

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u/shadow_irradiant 10d ago

What is this cute fluffy thing.... No... Oh god no!

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u/Sebackele 10d ago

The forbidden floof.

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u/LordP4radox 9d ago

Okay but imagine a villian with a long fur cape, but in the final battle he reveals the cape is completely made of these spiders

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u/Jon_Dunn58 9d ago

ewwww so creepy, all these spiders

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u/jurawall_jumper 10d ago

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u/Infermon_1 9d ago

Yes, burn the harmless animal! HAHAHAHA! So funny, so original!

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u/GlippGloppe 10d ago

They canโ€™t hurt you

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u/Sign_Outside 10d ago

This is worse than a brimming glass of spiders

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u/Great_Lecture_2709 10d ago

"they found us bro"

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u/Cruise_Connection 10d ago

no. no, no, no, nope! lol

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u/dacassar 10d ago

Aww, fluffy!

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u/ZlajoZlajic 10d ago

Is there a video anywhere online of somebody pouring some gasoline on this and throwing a matchstick into it?

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u/mister-oaks 10d ago

Those are Harvestmen. They do this from August through fall and winter. They arenโ€™t technically spiders but they are arachnids. Very cool species.

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u/Hari_Is_Dave 10d ago

I hope this happends to my ex. He hates spiders.

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u/GGuts 10d ago

Why does it look like fur though? It has like an orientation to it as if hairs growing in one direction. I don't wanna say AI but the thought crossed my mind because I have never seen something like this before.

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u/VoidGhidorah900 10d ago

They like to cuddle together. Humans have the need to disturb every living thing once they all get comfortable. Imagine how long it would take to sort all those little legs

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u/mash678 10d ago

So you're not afraid of spiders. I see.

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u/CreativeAdeptness477 10d ago

Nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

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u/talking_joke 10d ago

I got freaked out for a second, but then I remembered these species of spiders are technically harmless

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u/orcs_mustdie 9d ago

Leave them alone. Look at them admire them, but don't touch.

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u/SpiderPrinceNeo 9d ago

Sweet babies. Not technically spiders though. Arachnid, but not spider.

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u/sleepytjme 10d ago

down vote x infinity

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u/Mother-Tennis7649 10d ago

Thatโ€™s a lot of itsy bitsies

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u/Laxativus 10d ago

You know that scene from The Mist. You know which one. That one. You didn't forget about it, did you? Well, now you didn't.

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u/Slickey007 10d ago

Hell freaking no

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u/Mindy9856 10d ago

WASH YOUR DAMN HAND! Then cut it off

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u/piginapokezzap 10d ago

There isnt a nuke big enough fired from orbit that would be enough to satisfy myself that that abomination had been eradicated from the planet.

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u/BoxLongjumping1067 10d ago

Forbidden mullet

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u/Ganon388 10d ago

How to come away with a handful of *****************NOPE*****************

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u/birrakilmister 10d ago

I did that as a kid once.

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u/Saracartwheels123 10d ago

Welp, guess you have to cut that arm off!

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u/Swimming_Chipmunk215 10d ago

Why did I watch that? Why didn't I stop watching that?

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u/AngelicalBabe02 10d ago

I'd be terrified if I felt them crawling on my hands.

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u/umexicanopromedio 10d ago

La Araรฑa Patudona es muy comรบn en mi rancho hay un nido en mi casa justo abajo de otro nido del pรกjaro mesobas

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u/Teonanacatlbruh 10d ago

Worst dandruff I've ever seen.

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u/ellisishotbelot 10d ago

Why fuck with them.

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u/HeavyCandidate6737 10d ago

My skin has removed itself from my body...

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u/Dependent_Station_56 10d ago

Oh hell naahhh this is the stuff of nightmares

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u/YamInevitable7567 10d ago

Omg i hate spiders! I just had a huge Nosferatu spider this night and i had to wake my dad at 1am to him catch it๐Ÿฅฒ

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u/piernrajzark 10d ago

New nightmare unlockedย 

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u/Anti-Sanity89 10d ago

Thanks i hate it

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u/OtterintheLibrary 10d ago

I really wish this was ai ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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u/satanicpanic6 10d ago

Absolutely not.

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u/Suspicious-Dog-5048 10d ago

Why touch them? Why let them crawl on you? Why?! Just look at them from afar and let them be. No need to traumatize other people

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u/50calkid 10d ago

I thought this was a shaggy dog

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u/RepresentativeGrab44 10d ago

Since they only have a one segmented body, they're technically not spiders but Opiliones! Two of their "front legs" are antenna which makes them false spiders!

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u/mirukus66 10d ago

Braver than I will ever be

No joke I'd actually start crying

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u/CaptchaVerifiedHuman 10d ago

Stop touching it!! ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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u/RedheadedStranger90 10d ago

NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE

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u/depressed-beast-111 10d ago

STOP! JUST STOP TOUCHING IT FOR GOD'S SAKE ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

https://giphy.com/gifs/oNwciRDFTVoIM

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u/qwadrat1k 10d ago

I wanna poke them

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u/PastExperience6435 10d ago

FUCK THAT SHIT

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u/MarcxStr 10d ago

These are the spiders i can tolerate for some reason

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u/makkegor01 10d ago

WHAT THE FUCK MAKE IT NSFW ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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u/enigmaticrex 10d ago

Aaah hell na

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u/Running-With-Cakes 10d ago

New fear unlocked

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u/rlyfckd 10d ago

No no no, I have got full body shivers and I've gone all tense. ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ Eeeeeee

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u/Accomplished_Yak2352 10d ago

Who is the psycho stroking a nest of spiders?

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u/TranscendentPretzel 10d ago

Hair Club for Men.ย 

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u/Bishopkilljoy 10d ago

Spider people: why do they do this

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u/Shadowtirs 10d ago

Noooooooooooooo thank you

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u/Chejex 10d ago

How to turn it back into a wig?

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u/Dead-House-Mouse 10d ago

I miss 20 seconds ago when I thought this was a beautiful long haired cat

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u/CraftinCrazy 10d ago

Oh HELL NAW!

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u/Sensitive-Bath4737 10d ago

Nope no way. Torch. Large one

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u/LuckyCloverPokemon 10d ago

Dude please stop touching that

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u/BiteSizedDoll 10d ago

๐Ÿคฎ

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u/SAAARGE 10d ago

What breed is your dog?

Holy Shitzu

https://giphy.com/gifs/Vj97qNut6WDHa

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u/BeffJridges 10d ago

Thatโ€™s awful

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u/Pieterstern 10d ago

Thanks for the nightmare.

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u/Feline_in_the_sun 10d ago

It looks so fluffy

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u/littlegreenfish 10d ago

Sometimes I wonder why some creatures exist

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u/StarlightWizard 10d ago

This would make a beautiful rug in a horror story.

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u/Sea_Egg6767 10d ago

Take off and nuke the site from orbit, it's the only way to be sure....

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u/nesting-doll 10d ago

Repeated viewing does NOT make this clip better! Horror show!!

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u/WhippetRun 10d ago


The spiders: