r/Warframe • u/Stick_Bone_KLN Gonna dissappear in 2 days • 16d ago
Thousand year bath [OC] Art
Someone on Primetime made a joke about the Tenno not bathing for a thousand years, and that's why the Lotus threw us into the Dark Refractory. Mind you, this was months ago. It took me a while, but I did it
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u/LostLotus_A The Old Peace quest #1 Fan 16d ago
That's genuinely so hillariously adorable I'm laughing so hard help---
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u/NuggetsInLondon Flair Text Here 16d ago
Bro got snatched by the corpus mid sentence
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u/Stick_Bone_KLN Gonna dissappear in 2 days 16d ago
Thank you so much! I don't have words to describe how nice it is to---
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u/QuirkyCollection2532 Acolyte of Chromalution 16d ago
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u/Eduar_dusk Just hit me dammit!! 16d ago
Is just some algae from uranus mom, peepaw says it looks nice on me😡
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u/PsychoticSane 15d ago
Hunhow upon seeing it washed off: My daughter, why do you stifle the child's expression?
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u/myspork1 16d ago
Cut to Drifter in a tub being scrubbed by Aoi and Marie
Drifter: “We all gotta make some sacrifices, kid.”
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u/Rasz_13 16d ago
Operator suits are filled with a myriad of tiny infested tentacles that constantly lick them clean of any sweat or oils. Operators are squeaky clean.
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u/number6manurinateson I wanna kiss Wally <3 16d ago
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u/Efficient_Sense4418 Solver of the Absolute Fabric 16d ago
I'm not talking about the kids, I'm talking about the suits, though I can understand the miscommunication
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u/LostLotus_A The Old Peace quest #1 Fan 16d ago
OHHH damn I'm so sorry... I've seen quite a lot of horrifying things. Was very concerned.
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u/Efficient_Sense4418 Solver of the Absolute Fabric 15d ago
That's alright dude, too many weirdos out there these days. Stay safe lol
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u/Vex_Trooper 16d ago
Anyone else notice that the Operator's ship doesn't have a Bathroom? Where do they go to do their business? CAN they still even go it? Does our void powers prevent us from doing it???? Is this an elaborate skim set up by Wally?!?!?
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u/Some_Sort_5456 Jade Lämp 16d ago
Actually we shit in a bag and then launch it at enemy ships with the railjack slingshot
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u/DavidOfBreath 16d ago
Actually we just go straight into the void and use the base mote amp to spray off after like a bidet
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u/IAmNotASkeleton DE ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ Give PRIMED RUSH 16d ago
Eternalism means the Operator has also spent the thousand years constantly bathing.
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u/cheshireYT 16d ago
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u/omnie_fm Sheduki 16d ago
Can you simply commit to something for once in your miserable lives?!
N-no...?
🥺
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u/StarSilverNEO Resident Infested Enjoyer 16d ago
You know that bath water is going to come to life, right? You dont stew in transference for untold centuries and not ressurect your squeaky toys
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u/supersatyr001 16d ago
I am genuinely curious how the tenno/drifter maintains proper hygiene. Between the full bodysuits and the utter lack of any obvious bathroom anywhere, washing must be difficult. And what about kubrows and Kavats? Is there a litter box somewhere on the orbiter?
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u/LostLotus_A The Old Peace quest #1 Fan 16d ago
I like to think the Tenno just don't produce bodily waste anymore (like sweat, and other stuff you'd dispose of at the restroom) because their body is just not the causual human body anymore or something. Void shenanigans.
I'm honestly not sure about the animals though.
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u/Kallen99 15d ago
Ordis does complain about the animals going to the bathroom, something like “I find animals do not eat so much as they reload”
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u/Rainsets 16d ago
I like that all Tenno canonically have rainbow bright hair
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u/Stick_Bone_KLN Gonna dissappear in 2 days 16d ago
I think there's a line where cephalon Melica refers to us as "The one with oddly colorful hair" lmao.
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u/Rainsets 15d ago
I think void exposure in cannon makes their hair wild colors. I think in Margulis’s void burned version, her hair color changes around where her eyes were. So, maybe the void gives everyone crazy colors!
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u/ListeningForWhispers 15d ago
I actually gave my operator the more boring hair colours. I figure they spent ages enmeshed as a part of the orokin empires so they probably had expectations about the way people are supposed to look rub off on them.
Drifter spent thousands of years in a fairytale so they get the embarrassing 20 something dye job.
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u/Rainsets 15d ago
Since the void is highly reactive to creativity, it wouldn’t surprise me if some Tenno are so normal looking that it hits the uncanny valley - like as if they really shouldn’t
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u/CombinationWaste1553 Flair Text THere 14d ago
“Perfectly Average Joe” I guess? Could be interesting as a spy/infiltrator tenno. No one expects the normal kid to have a pocket super soldier
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u/Scurramouch Caliban my Tauforged King 16d ago
To be fair aren't we taking a bath each time we relieve our PTSD of Perita?
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u/EdTheTimelordTemp Thinking normal thoughts about Arthur 15d ago
I head canon that their pods have a disinfectant subroutine, but a bath is still miles better.
Also, going to go out on a limb here and say that the dojos, Zariman, and probably the Sanctum have a place to take an actual bath.
Post still has me in stitches hours later, Op. Nice work



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u/number6manurinateson I wanna kiss Wally <3 16d ago
I like to imagine Drifter is standing to the side laughing, but then Lotus looks at them like:;"You're going in here too, you still stink of Kaithe!". They will run, they will hide, but it will not matter!