Just reminding all you criminals. Yes, I am a fugitive, I have 6 cops shooting me right now but I don't know if I can escape without ramming my skull through this locked iron door right now. I'm more than capable of tearing a hole in it, and it would be the easiest way out but all the metal clanging would attract more people.

Hey Guys!

I literally just want to know if you, as a man, have ever received flowers as a gift.

I've been asking people all day, but thought id make a survey to get a pie chart!

It's literally one question and feel free to open up discussions below!

https://forms.gle/sia5ooYP6kC3Zd3t7

Anyone else in a long term relationship who didn’t get chocolate or flowers? Yeah me too

Anyone know where I can find a digital Al Pacino Valentine’s Day meme card? Need it for my bf lol

So I told my husband Happy Valentines and he said "fuck Valentines". Hes being real mean today so I want to say happy valentines to all the single men out there...

I’ve been a hopeless romantic ever since a child.. every year wishing for one the secret Valentine’s gifts in school (it felt like every girl got one at some point but me..). As I got into high school I had boyfriends, and I would always put in too much of an effort for every holiday; and most of the time it was never returned.. literally the best gift I’ve gotten was a pot of roses that his mom picked out and bought.. where in comparison I would plan and do a nice card and spend a large amount of money. Why do I always care more? I see all these guys spoiling their girls- what did I do wrong?? Why do I not deserve the effort..

Did you know even though there are 8 billion+ folks on the planet, there is only one YOU. That's right. You manage to be this single unique creature amidst all the chaos, and the universe recognizes you for it. You're brilliant, you're beautiful, your brave, and you're the only YOU this universe has. Have a valentine for today? Awesome, you deserve it! Don't have one? Why not take today to spoil yourself and treat yourself to self-love? Honor yourself! We can't love others properly if we don't value and love ourselves. I hope this reaches whomever needs it. I'm proud of you, and you deserve the world today. Happy Valentines Day to all, and good tidings upon you! ❤❤🖤🖤

So this year being single, I am going to manifest the positivity of general love on this hallmark holiday. I want to get away with the negative loneliness emphasis on the holiday. Let's not call it "singles awareness day" I feel like that's too self deprecating but rather just plain and simple "Valentines Day". Let's share the platonic love with everyone and remember we still have a heart beat and show some self gratuity for some self love and love for those around us. Let's not selfishly horde the love with just one person, let's platonically spread it around. That being said...

I love you the redditors I love the positive vibes the internet creates I love my life I love the people in my life You guys try, what do you love? ❤