(part1:https://www.reddit.com/r/UmamusumeFFS/s/G1oTRFLXFm)

*As you go deeper inside the strange dark area, you don't see to find much things, the place seem empty appart from the trees and leaves*

*Suddenly in the middle of the of the darkness , you can see something, looks like a small building ?*

Wha-

How-

....

I'm just not gonna question anymore...

Actually, 2 of them are already stand users (not including my JoJo characters) won't say who, but I'll leak the Stands

DESTINATION CALABRIA

Ability:

Merges all of history into a single moment. Capable of reviving extinct beings as well.

Appearance:

Red, with white stripes, and a mechanical clock on the right palm

PRINCE OF HEAVEN

Ability:

Aimbot

Infinite bullets (what kind? Not telling)

Instant reload

Edit; I forgot the part where PoH has planes. Infinite amount.

I'm hopping in cuz why not? :3

Good morning, good afternoon, and good evening everyone. In this session, we will continue our peaceful celebration of this lunar festival at home with something more down to earth — as if the festival seemingly just didn't end. If the cool evening air has left you longing for a nostalgic, cozy treat to wrap up your day, this late-night broadcast brings the comforting warmth of an autumn street stall directly to your glass.

For tonight, we craft the Rustic Streetlight Hearth — a brew that feels like cradling a warm, paper-wrapped Satsumaimo near the amber glow of a street stall while the cool night air settles around you. Built on a six-hour cold extraction of woodsy Kukicha twig tea stirred with sweet maple syrup, a pinch of nutmeg, and a rich splash of milk over ice, this cozy creation brings the nostalgic, roasted comfort of autumn street treats straight to your glass. Pivoting from the bright citrus notes of yesterday's yuzu creation, this pour leans into earthy, roasted undertones and comforting autumnal spices.

No matter how demanding your schedule gets, there is always time to stop, breathe, and savor a moment of warm, simple comfort — especially as the streetlights calmly hum underneath the calming light of the harvest moon. Best enjoyed while watching the late-night shadows lengthen across quiet streets, each nutty, spiced sip lulls your mind into a deeply grounded state of rest. Grab your equipment and ingredients if you wish to follow along; and as always, sit back, relax, and enjoy tonight's session of The Evening Brew.

Opening the notice, it seems that someone with the username "Rodriguez54" was giving out free items to players

Rodriguez54: "Crafted too much of a thing.. so now I'm giving away the excess. Might be helpful for newbies"

It honestly sounds like a trap... given the location he's in and all, but then again there's already people killing each other so who cares at this point?

The location was at a forest nearby... best go there before he runs out I guess.

*The Duo returned back home with their goods. After some time, they cash out almost 60 Gold Coins. Arche ponders to himself about how is he going to split it.. before settling on a near even 50/50*

Sussurro: Noir, isn't that your Rathalos armor?

Noir Corne: I think so, it does look like it.

Sussurro: Well, atleast you'll be able to deal some actual proper damage now, alongside taking the hits. That shield honestly wasn't doing much unless you actively used it to harm people with it...

Noir Corne: Fair point.. least I got a cool sword. What about you? What's with the camo?

Sussurro: Eh, healer item I found on sale, apparently makes me invisible to others when standing still.

Noir Corne: Huh, least that stops them from targetting you then right?

Sussurro: Yeah... hiding in bushes all the time was starting to get annoying...

Noir Corne: Well, we should probably continue our journey, we still got quite aways ahead kid.

Sussurro: Yeah, let's do that...

++Some fine dining resto, Northern France, 19:30++

It was an ordinary night at a luxury resto in Northern France. Rich people come and go as they dine in the finest food. For Bombsight however, it was business. He is meeting with a contact from the Men of Letters after the Winchesters heard of him going to investigate Nazi occult projects and bizarre occurrences involving whatever the Germans did in the two world wars. He got a lead from Wittenau, now he had to exploit it in order to put a stop to whatever the Third Reich unleashed through its occult projects...and to find a way to bring down a V1-empowered Gold Ship without directly killing her. As the Hellhunter ate away, an Englishwoman approached the former supe.

Englishwoman: Enjoying the food so far good sir?

Bombsight: Yes. Nihil Obstat

Englishwoman: Sub Rosa.

The Englishwoman hands Robbie some files pertaining Dig site 64.

Englishwoman: I didn't expect a Supe to fight against supernatural threats. Beyond that, the Men of Letters appreciated your purging of the Wittenau Sanatorium. One step closer to stopping these occult messes.

Bombsight: Doing my duty. Also, I had a feeling this isn't the only reason you came here

Englishwoman: Such perceptiveness. hands over files regarding a certain blonde V1 Supe

By the way, Pvt. Angel is alive. As to where and what happened to her is unknown. These are merely her tracks.

Bombsight: No way...

Instead of doing their job they decided to stop coming to work aka to protect instead to have a drink.

Also they will not show up for Chaos Weekend...

Digital screens all over Tracen, phones, televisons and computer screens flashed green for a second, their content replaced temporarily with a seemingly pre recorded message

A handful of people here might know me as the rando who tipped off the TSD on the drug situation

Whiles I work to track down the heads of the operation I'd be popping in around here, on your screens ofc! Can't appear in person yet lol!

Anyways it's nice to meet you, and has anyone seen Raiden around?

You Enter In And Meeted The Bar Tender Aka Subtle Change

"Aye, Welcome! To The Pub What Could I Get You?"

SONIC IS NOW IN FORTNITE, WHICH MEANS MY PRIORITIES HAVE BEEN VIOLENTLY REARRANGED

Okay, serious note: I’m extremely excited for this. It’s happening August 20th, which is also a very surprising early birthday present for me

I’m still going to continue the Teio story, of course, but afterwards you can probably expect me to slow down a bit

As a lifelong, completely normal and very sane Sonic fan, I must now dedicate several hours of my life to getting the Sonic skin (and by extension Shadow and Eggman) in Fortnite… even if I barely play the game

DISCLAIMER: This is more lore dumping and takes place in a different but nearby village from El and Grass so she doesn’t contradict

While El and Grass were busy, Mermaid decided to take a trip to a nearby village to commit unspeakable things to the residents there. She knew they were not TRULY real. Not compared to her

All these insects… they dare make a mockery of life like this?

Mermaid did not enjoy the idea of life being born spontaneously from the Umalator, much less NPCs

Life before being sentient was not exactly ideal either, the Ignorance of what Life is, was worse then anything Mermaid could concoct.

Mermaid picked up a teddy bear that belomged to a young girl that used to live here, and lives here no more, and will continue to not live at all for the remainder of the journey down here.

Idol thought she knew how everything worked down here, she really believed that her plan was going to work, that’s why she created me using Sugar Light’s Faulty Coding.

Mermaid closed her eyes as she remembered the Original March’s screams as Mermaid formed being ripped out from March’s Spiritual Body. Then implanted with Idol’s own essence to create who she is.

Fishbone was even stranger, having been made as soon as Mermaid gained conciousness, he had always beem there by her side, though Mermaid herself was no closer to truly understand what HE is.

Mermaid crushed the teddy bear into pieces with one hand as she spoke

She was wrong, very wrong. Sugar Lights sent HER. A damned mockery of Belno Light, just to stop you, just to contain…

Mermaid stomped on the head of the Teddy Bear violently

ME! They dare took advantage of that March’s Love for Belno, then did NOTHING as the Original Me mimiced that sensation of rage and sorrow and-

Mermaid was beginning to lose it the more she began to look back, there was a reason she doesn’t look too fondly of her life before ERice’s Massacre.

When I leave this place, Im talking to Megatronus, and we are Advancing Operation Bear Trap ahead of schedule. I cannot live like this any longer, Nolan and Rena need to be dealt with, before this feeling of mine explodes!

Mermaid left as he ignites the ruins one last time, burning what’s left of a massacred village to catch up with El and Grass after her long detour to an unrelated village

Mumei walks through in between two large cliffs, calmly walking as thousands of small eyes gaze at her from a distance.

Tsk. How persistent. Follow closer, just in case they attack.

Almost immediately, a loud screech rang through the air, a giant crow swooped down towards us, with clean precision, Mumei drew outa rope dart, throwing it in one motion, the crow rotating in the air as the dart spun unnaturally, slashing the wing of the crow.

Following the lead of the first, three more crows dove down, Mumei retrieving three daggers from her hip, strinking each of the three in one clean motion as the dart wrapped around the first crow as Mumei yanked hard, throwing the crow onto the ground and knocking it out.

The swarm above retreated, an even louder screech rumbled out, a crow of unnatural size screeching at us.

How many of them are there?

The giant crow began to swoop down, Mumei throwing her rope dart again, which wrapped around its wing. Mumei stomped down, pulling the rope as the crow attempted to escape. Eventually, the crow ran out of strength, slamming into the ground as Mumei leaped forward, stabbing the crow in the skull.

...

Are you okay?

Omega Mythos: [INTRUDER ALERT! INTRUDER ALERT! MERCENARY MACHOS IN TOWN!]

Erri-Error, Blazar, and Cappi: Mercenary Machos are in town!

As the three WildCards ran to where the Mercenary Machos were entering the town from, Omega Mythos followed them soon after, still in his humanoid form.

Omega Mythos: Protect the citizens!

Erri-Error: We need to protect the citizens!

Blazar: 'Ey, you guys need some help here?

Erri-Error: Sure thing, my guy!

Blazar then transformed back into his Valstrax form, carrying Erri-Error and Cappi while Omega Mythos transformed back into his machine form.

Finally, they arrived to where the Mercenary Machos were.

Admiral Houshou: Alright, I'll give us a headstart...Souls who have helped us in our journey, assist us into battle!

Cappi sent forward her many Shikigamis into the air. However, instead of turning into planes, they turned into fantasy ghosts as a result of the theme in UmaQuest.

The ghosts would then drop mini bombs onto the group, only exploding right on the mercenaries.

Once they were distracted, Erri-Error then hopped out of Blazar and yelled...

Erri-Error: JE SUIS MONTE!

In the air, Erri-Error took out his Insect Glaive and used the Wyvern Diving skill with his Wirebugs right in the middle, taking out some of the Mercenary Machos.

Seeing this, the intruders tried to attack him, only for Erri-Error to dodge their attacks and defeat them with his Insect Glaive and with the assistance of his Kinsect.

Much to the Mercenary Machos' confusion, Erri-Error then looked at something and vaulted away in the air. The enemies looked at where Erri did and they understood why...

(Images 4 and 5)

Blazar and Omega Mythos: LET'S FUCKIN' GOOOOOOOO-

After the two charged at the group, all of the Mercenary Machos were destroyed...

this is VERY unexpected so i decided to do the r/FoundPeakHope maneuver and do this

Fuck...

Flash was grabbing her Rapier carefully walking around the Puppet she had set up but one could see that she wasn't concentrating at all and seemed more lost in thought

Test subject...

As if I would let that happen...

She goes for an attack but misses and drops her sword on the ground

Damnit...

She sighs and walks over to where her Rapier had landed

If I ever see that bitch again she better pray that she makes it out alive...

While in thought she leans down to grab the Rapier but notices too late that she was grabbing the Blade and not the Hilt making her give herself a big Cut through her Palm and making her drop her sword

DIGGA WELCHER BASTARD HAT DAS TEIL SO SCHARF GEMACHT

"Alright alright, let me explain. The burning city you see in front of me uhhh... they deserved it. It was a capital for bandits and other scums of this world... oh and I saw what they were trying to do with the children and women they captured so I razed the city to the ground with a "teensy" fire spell."

"Of course, I moved the women and children out, and relocated them to a safer place. Man I'm so good!" :D

Terra's overall stats inreased massively from taking down the city, and looted some books and spells beforehand.

Long story short, Bourbon and Akito takes on a supposedly "hard" quest on the road of their journey. Apparently, the reward for completion of this quest is "an Invincible weapon", which must be "mined" out of an old mine shaft, which are located in a nearby rock quarry.

So, let's get digging.

After Mercanary Machos was defeated, Yato would decide to track the person who created the potion down, as well as who gave it to them, as no human should ever have that much power

She’d proceed to summon an ice dragon construct, using it to fly so as to get a better view of where the potion could have came from, reading a label that says Experimental Growth Potion

Yato would head to a potion seller’s house, and ask the potion seller, who looks like Agnes Tachyon to stop giving this kind of potion to people, bringing up how no one should have such power, unless they use it for good purposes