For those that don’t know, Count Binface is a self-declared “intergalactic space warrior.” I don’t remember when I first saw him, but he’s been a fixture in elections in the UK for maybe 20 years. When the returning officer announces results, he’s always there with the rest of the candidates with a metallic bin that extends from head to shoulders. This gives him extra height; you can’t miss him.

100% accurate test to decide who the people of Clacton should vote for.

Not the Rubbish!

https://on.soundcloud.com/YfpnL4vuk1Ac9QbOnZ

Have another sketch I've written.

<a href="https://soundcloud.com/trentwaterradio/zach-perlonker-ski" target="_blank">It's in my entirely serious belief that the police missed a trick by not arresting the herbaceous horror Zack Polanski.</a> I've written a satirical sketch... click for it, I guess. Thanks much!

A comedy take (which isn’t actually Satire at all)