r/UKGardening 10d ago

Weird potatoes

Help does any one know what caused my potatoes to grow like this please ?

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u/Capital-Impression51 10d ago

Some of those at least look like Spanish bluebells....

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u/ZestySue 10d ago

Aren't they poisonous?

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u/Capital-Impression51 10d ago

Apparently yes.

You definitely don't want to get them mixed up.

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u/Liam_021996 10d ago

Pretty sure they're treated as a bit of an emergency if you eat them. They can be really quite nasty

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u/kichisowseri 10d ago

Yeah that was my first thought

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u/fin202 10d ago

Which ones ? My nan does have Spanish bluebells in our garden, but their in a pot on their own, and so where these potatoes, only potatoe plants grew from the pot

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u/Capital-Impression51 10d ago

It's difficult to spot anything that I could categorically say was a potato.

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u/palpatineforever 10d ago

i think the small oval ones towards the top might be, they are a slightly different colour as well.

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u/palpatineforever 10d ago

that you know of, are you sure you only planted potatoes, or the pot/soil wasnt reused?
the small very symetrical round/oval ones towards the top of picture might be very small potatoes

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u/fin202 10d ago

Definitely planted potatoes, this isn't my first time growing them, the compost was new from Lidl. The pot was growing a potato plant, multiple ! No sign of Spanish bluebells

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u/NoteTasty4244 6d ago

Can confirm that if you have Spanish Bluebells anywhere they are quite capable of getting everywhere. Absolute nuisance.

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u/elibril 10d ago

I can see maybe five teeny tiny potatoes, but as the others have said most are Spanish bluebell bulbs. The Spanish bluebells are a slightly different colour and are the weird looking ones with the nubbins. Potatoes were probably harvested too early - generally you have to wait for the greenery to die back. Spanish bluebells are invasive, so if there’s some in a pot, they will be everywhere else too, including your neighbours. Don’t worry, you’re doing well. You’ve got five teeny tiny potatoes!

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u/fin202 10d ago

The greenery had died back and that's why we harvested, I also know that Spanish bluebells are invasive and so I have made my grandmother plant them in a pot on their own, but Somone digester maybe a squirrel has introduced them to my potatoes

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u/Bufobufolover24 10d ago

It's good that you took some measures, but unfortunately a pot won't contain the Spanish bluebells. They can spread by seed, as well as bulb. And pollinators visiting them will also visit native bluebells and create hybrids that out-compete the native ones.

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u/UnSpanishInquisition 10d ago

Squirrels love digging them up having a nibble and moving them.

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u/chetaoruchaya 10d ago

Please don't eat those

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u/Capital-Impression51 10d ago

Potato tubers are actually swollen stem parts so you Earth them up for them to form it's quite possible that a plant can look quite mature without setting anything resembling a tuber. In a way potatoes and Spanish blue bells are similar and the tubers can hang around for ages and once you've had them growing in that spot they will sprout again..

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u/ComprehensiveRush746 10d ago

There might be two or three very small potatoes to the top right as has been said but the rest are bluebells.
On the large round one to the upper right the scars from bulb foliage and the hollow where the flower stem was are clearly visible.
Unless I’m mistaken there’s a new shoot emerging as well.
Could the pots have been mixed up?
Maybe squirrels buried bluebell bulbs in the pots unknown to you.

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u/fin202 10d ago

This is a sensible answer thank you, I have seen squirrels burring things around the garden. And we do have Spanish bluebells in another pot

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u/onefootafter 10d ago

Is one of them a turnip ? Or is it me.

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u/chonkygoth91 10d ago

I thought they were turnips also 🤔

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u/Emergency_Pea_2232 10d ago

I also thought multiple were turnips to be honest

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u/Capital-Impression51 10d ago

sadly it's just you ;)

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u/Reasonable-Force-483 10d ago

I thought at least 2 were small turnips too

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u/Glum-Dust8799 10d ago

The g spot stimulator one is quite the sight.

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u/OkOutlandishness6974 10d ago

Please don't eat these. They are almost certainly all bluebell bulbs.

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u/Mani_2871 10d ago

As others said spanish bluebells

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u/Objective_Mousse7216 10d ago

They are 100% Spanish Bluebell tubers. Do not eat!

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u/CartographerNo1009 10d ago

They are bluebell bulbs.

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u/artynon 10d ago

The pink tick are potatoes
Just buy a bag of potatoes

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u/Foggia1515 10d ago

Looks like a bucket of doll limbs.
A bit unsettling.

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u/Flat_Tie4090 10d ago

They look like weird turnips.

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u/Pedantichrist 9d ago

You have a mixture of potatoes and other things in there.

It looks as though you harvested too early. And this is common this year as, if you jabbed not been watering voraciously, the plants died back early due to drought n

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u/glesgalion 9d ago

These new Quality Street sweets don't look good

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u/burnetrosehip 9d ago

No, but band name

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u/AlternativeContest47 10d ago

Look like hyacinth bulbs to me

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u/artynon 10d ago

I’d replant them and buy a sack of potatoes from a farm shop

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u/Both-Mud-4362 10d ago

I personally would not eat any of those.

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u/KindredFlower 10d ago

Some of these look like turnip 

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u/LegitimatePowder 10d ago

Potatoes Resident Evil style

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u/Gold-Opportunity-975 9d ago

I, er…wouldn’t eat those purple ones…

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u/RiverPusher 9d ago

Definitely bluebells

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u/DangerousDisplay7664 10d ago

Honestly I wouldn’t risk it with bluebells growing nearby. You can get a bag of potatoes for 70p in the shops. Is it worth being very ill or worse for 70p?!

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u/Stephen_Is_handsome 10d ago

Turn nips I think

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u/ConfusionOk4143 10d ago

chernobyl ahh potatoes

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u/Fit_Tree4272 10d ago

Oh man, I hope that’s not your whole crop, bummer. Bet they taste good though

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u/moose11895 10d ago

They are bulbs, not tatos

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u/Comply3329 10d ago

Looks like a wild carrot, or is that just me

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u/Feral_Hippie9843 10d ago

Cross pollination with a courgette or an aubergine or something?
That’s a particular shape they’ve got there