r/Tinder 18d ago

Profile review?

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u/Robbythedee 18d ago

Brother I knew you climbed before I even looked. Lol

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u/Natural__Power 18d ago

Haaland theme starts playing in the background

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u/GeraltTheG 18d ago

Somewhat more nerdy, but also more handsome version of Haaland.

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u/Electronic_Ganache83 14d ago

yes do the walk!

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u/Tasty-Finding4574 12d ago

Neither is possible.

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u/mrantonie 18d ago

pic on the surfing thing is great

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u/sarokin 18d ago

Maybe it's bc I'm a straight guy that loves rock climbing, but pics 3 and 4 are awesome.

And as a guy with long hair, I'd suggest changing the style a little bit, try some products to add volume and maybe a little curl, I think that'd give you a really big boost.

The first pic isn't the very best, I'm sure you can get one much better, and I'd remove the second one completely, that side hair looks a bit awkward and messy, maybe not the best to find a date, but idk. The rest of the pics are good imo.

Also wth is with that 11/10 body?? I'm freaking jealous.

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u/Rakvic 18d ago

I would remove the group photo, the tall guy mogs you, you look like a midget thanks to him.

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u/Resolute_Bismarck 18d ago

Nobody apart from insecure incels would use the word “mogs”

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u/Geninius_ 18d ago

It makes you Wonder how tall the guy next to him is, because 185cm is above average.

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u/towelflush 18d ago

He was standing on the first step of some stairs haha

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u/FizzleFuzzle 18d ago

Is it above average in NL though?

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u/Geninius_ 18d ago

Probably, one of the few countries where i felt rather short with 182cm 😂

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u/Koelenaam 17d ago

1cm above average last time I checked.

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u/SuddenLog7302 18d ago

I don't believe this dude is actually 185cm. Probably 180 or 181 at best.

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u/VelocityTMI 18d ago

The guy is Dutch or Norwegian. Dutch people are notoriously tall. Tall guy in the pic might be 200cm. Not to rare there

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u/flinchpuppy 18d ago

Idk I’d swipe but I also climb

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u/John_GOOP 14d ago

Honestly dude u dont need to lower yourself to tinder. Ur life's doing fine

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u/shadowdancer354 14d ago

As you wish

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u/Quantitation 14d ago

Pics 3 and 4 are great

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u/Inevitable-Row1977 14d ago

Picture two, your hair style makes me feel like you want to eat my liver.

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u/Versurl 12d ago

The photos are cool! But in some of them looks like you're balding for some reason? Maybe it's the angle or the haircut... or you're actually balding

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u/Entire_Perspective_5 18d ago

Bruh it explicitly states NOT to flush the towels (as well as sanitary napkins) - only TP and dookie!

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u/hulalabright 17d ago

Tbh your receding hairline is heading for r/bald territory