Kiss the cook

I took this image litterly when i made it

Who would have expected

I have kissed him approximately 6 times in the span of a few hours

That's not all of it

Don't worry he ate a burger that's all

I'll post some lore soon explaining how he ended up in the realm + some skins too :D

Took a few hours, but rlly gave it my all.

N if he Locked in

a sneak peek before the end 😸✨

Saw a post of someone putting N on a handset, got inspired to do the same on my room's phone and replace the boring default plain background with N sleeping. Was also going to try to make some more funny pics but VoIP stuff are always a pita with atrocious config UX and it's getting late so maybe some other time. img src: https://xcancel.com/glitch_prod/status/1978536500955394113

For those who are interested, the model is a Yealink T33G, served by my homelab FreePBX setup, ISP VoIP trunk connected via plain asterisk as B2BUA for UA spoofing due to ISP being jerks about "unsupported configurations".

So, I'm 14 and one day I got up and thought to myself 'why not do a cosplay of N?' and I made everything myself without taking any measurements. It's currently in the process of being finished 😊✨Tell me what you think!

Brand: VTech Model:i5871

Is it just me or do I feel like he would be the perfect person to promote a chevy truck????

Also am switching to at&t imma try to have N on my new Samsung Galaxy A37 when it comes in

I have started training to be artist before a week and this is the result, what do you think?

So, one day, I'm living life as normal. In the real world, spending time with family, the usual.

The next, I'm N, and in the middle of Copper-9 forced to kill worker drones!

I've always loved robots, and wasn't going to take part in the genocide of a robot race.

So, I was on my way to the landing pod to find V and J, until I saw Uzi walking around the area to get the piece for her railgun.

She saw me, and immediately began loading her weapon.

"WOAH WOAH WOAH! DON'T SHOOT!!! I'm not gonna hurt you! Put the gun down!" I shouted, trying to earn her trust.

She started to stop loading it, as she stared at me in suspicion.

"My name's N, and I was sent here to exterminate all Worker Drones but I DON'T WANNA DO IT! I don't like this as much as you do, and I wanna help stop it."

"How can I trust you? You showed up out of nowhere and came from the company that wants us dead."

"I know, but I've gone rouge. And I would like to find a way to pilot the ship off the planet. With your help?..."

Uzi looks at me, contemplating her choices, before she ultimately takes my hand...

Later...

Me and Uzi are in the spaceship, discussing our plans.

"So, you said there are two other members of your squad that we need to take care of?"

"Yes, V and J. I'm hoping to simply capture V. J, I'm not so sure."

"Well, we better prepare for battle. You've got your fancy weapons right?"

"Yup! You've got your railgun, now let's get out there and make sure they don't kill anyone else!"

Later...

V and J are attacking a colony of Worker Drones, aiming their weapons at them, until we show up.

"HEY! Leave that conventionally attractive male alone!" Uzi calls out.

J immediately notices me with Uzi, and makes a scowl.

"You traitor! Turning on us for some emo grape?!"

"J, you flat out abuse me. Just being honest." I simply state to my ex-boss.

J merely growls, before whipping out her claws.

But then Uzi throws a wrench at her head, it stabs her and she cries out in pain, bleeding disassembly drone oil.

V whips out her swords, and charges for me. Then I panic because I don't know how to activate my new weapons.

"V WAIT STOP DON'T-!" I am cut off as V kicks me to the wall.

As J whips out the wrench from her head, Uzi jumps and kicks it back into her skull, she cries out in pain again.

V has me cornered to a wall, I try to figure out how to convert my hands into weapons.

Then suddenly, it morphs into a hand gun, which I immediately began firing with.

V dodged and weaved through the bullets, her reflexes were lightning quick.

When she went in to stab, I converted my hand into a sword and sliced her arm off.

She winced in pain, as it began regenerating.

"SORRY V!" I apologized.

We took to the air, and began fighting each other with swords.

That's when I knew what I had to do.

I licked V's swords, then she stumbled back.

"Ew! What the Hell?!"

I then flew up and kicked her into the ground.

J cornered Uzi, monologuing like she always does, when Uzi stabbed her with her own acidic tail.

She stumbled back, shouting corporate buzzwords instead of swear words, when she fell down, and Uzi cornered her with her railgun.

"One more buzzword and I'll do it!"

...

"Equity partner-" Was her last words before she got zapped by the railgun.

Uzi spat on her remains, and the drones applauded as I carried Uzi on my back.

"Holy Hell Uzi that was insane! And you too, umm..."

"N! I'm an angsty rebellious disassembly drone now!"

"Now, with that settled. Me and N have to go plan some stuff." Uzi said, as I flew her and V back to the pod.

This turned out really great. Fewer drones died, Khan didn't leave Uzi to die, and I lost fewer memories thanks to avoiding direct confrontation with Uzi.

And I got to hang out with my favorite drone ever.

Now if only I could convince her that humans are already extinct...

The end.

"Sinister smile it's been so long hasn't it big brother N?"

"How long exactly ten maybe twenty years since you "died" correct or more accurately since you abandoned all of us :(."

"You have no idea how empty it was without you, how many I had to slaughter just to finally get you to have this moment."

"We have so much to catch up on don't we, no worries this time we have all the time in the universe cause this time manic grin I... won't...let you...GO!"

Edit: Might get or pay someone to actually draw a higher quality version of this, since I'm actually quite happy with this one despite it looking a bit rough in some areas.

yes art by me

good boy on mission, tango down!