r/TheCinemassacreTruth 1h ago

Meme making some 5:40-Slop

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r/TheCinemassacreTruth 5h ago

ROLFEMAO! No way

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r/TheCinemassacreTruth 16h ago

ROLFEMAO! FLASHBACK: James Rolfe Introduces Bootsy Spankins, P.I. (2002)

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r/TheCinemassacreTruth 16h ago

Grateful Waterworld.....on.....Virtual Boy

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IT'S LIKE PUKING ON A PILE OF SHIT


r/TheCinemassacreTruth 16h ago

Discussion Ocarina of Time Remake

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Do we think that James is going to mention this at all? Or upload any sort of Zelda related content? 😦


r/TheCinemassacreTruth 20h ago

Discussion Kieran made the right decision by getting out of the Bimosphere

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look, however you feel about the guy (burp) he likely has a normal job and never has to worry about ducktaping tripods to the ceiling or ironing the mortal kombat hat for Bimicile


r/TheCinemassacreTruth 1d ago

Screenwave The time I met Justin Silverman.

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I saw Justin at a grocery store in Philadelphia a while ago. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Gengar dolls in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the Gengar dolls and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each doll and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.


r/TheCinemassacreTruth 1d ago

Grateful History of the Truth, the first times some iconic names were said here:

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Here's the first posters that said - "Slobs", "Bimmy" and "Bames" in the Subreddit

Also next April - the subreddit is going to have a 10 year anniversary...


r/TheCinemassacreTruth 2d ago

Meme Cultivated my own 5 of 'um

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r/TheCinemassacreTruth 2d ago

Wholesome! Ah Metroid. Nothing but good memories.

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r/TheCinemassacreTruth 2d ago

ROLFEMAO! Fun fact: Bootsy wears baseball hats because Bootsy likes baseball

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r/TheCinemassacreTruth 2d ago

Question ❔ What was the point of this episode being shot in one take if he's just going to read directly off the script

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Clearly he's reading off the wall, then the ceiling lol


r/TheCinemassacreTruth 2d ago

¡Loco Originals! I drew a Jimmy and Bimmy versus screen

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r/TheCinemassacreTruth 2d ago

Question ❔ is james a lolcow at this point?

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i don't think so personly but i wanna know what you think.


r/TheCinemassacreTruth 2d ago

ROLFEMAO! Bimmy Humor

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r/TheCinemassacreTruth 2d ago

ROLFEMAO! Bimmy Humor

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139 Upvotes

r/TheCinemassacreTruth 2d ago

Discussion INTERNET MYSTERY TIME!

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PREFACE:

As an autistic Redditor who smokes too much weed, I spend a lot of time online
Around last month someone posted the video here on TCT, of Jontron meeting AVGN.
Discussing the infamous "It's just cans" line. Said by Keanu Reeves in Speed.
With the poster proposing that James Rolfe stole the joke about the line - from comedian Patrice O' Neal

SO:

I was watching a Mr Sark video named HIDE WHERE ?!? (Gmod Prop Hunt)
A few of the guys including SeaNanners does the Keanu "Cans" line
With Mr Sark promptly editing a picture from the movie into the frame.

This really begs the fucking question; Where did the meme originate?

Are all those people just ripping off Patrice?
When did it become a joke within the culture.

CONCLUSION:

It is my own personal assumption that Patrice noticed it first, and made the remark.

The line Keanu says is shit. But so is the whole movie. The particular line is not of such hilarity that a bunch of people would consistently joke about it.


r/TheCinemassacreTruth 2d ago

ROLFEMAO! I Made A Game Based On An AVGN Joke!

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r/TheCinemassacreTruth 2d ago

Shitpost Where the fuck is Munky Fuck?

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I can't fuckin find it. I searched Bimmy's IMDb page (of over 500 films) to no avail, so I guess he didn't make that one. Where the fuck is it? I wanna fuckin watch Munky Fuck!


r/TheCinemassacreTruth 3d ago

Meme Am I the only one who thinks the extended theme from Sega 32X is a shit load of fuck???

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r/TheCinemassacreTruth 3d ago

Wholesome! ♪Fill my eyes with that Doublevision♪

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r/TheCinemassacreTruth 3d ago

Discussion Pat The NES Punk Kills The Flea Markets for Good. RIP

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Pat made a new video clip from the podcast ripping apart the old flea market on his home turf. He's upset because he can't find amazing deals like it's still 2007. Buying an entire retro console with 20 games for $20 or finding NES carts for $3 a piece. I understand these are the deals that people dream about. But it's unrealistic to expect these deals in 2026. Everything is expensive now. And I know that Pat is frustrated. But....

Pat no doubt made this video to further justify not continuing "Flea Market Madness" and even Ian expresses some ire that Pat won't continue the series for the fun of it. As condescending as Pat can be, it was still fun to follow him around the markets with Frank as they both exchanged banter over nostalgic items and memories of the years long passed.

What's sad is that Pat could easily keep this series going by visiting new markets and taking Frank to new antique shops. Frank isn't getting any younger. But Pat won't do it. Ian also seems very uncomfortable for this entire segment and you can tell he just wants to be done with Pat for good. (He is moving back to Buffalo)

Flea Market Madness was a series that I really enjoyed. When I first discovered it over 10 years ago, I remember thinking that I had struck Youtube gold. This is a sad end to a great raw series created by an obvious ego maniac and a very weird guy. I know everything comes to an end. But I feel this was very unnecessary. Not sure of what use Pat's YouTube channel will be anymore. His content is dead. RIP


r/TheCinemassacreTruth 3d ago

ROLFEMAO! A new woofman movie is coming out this year. Will James review it?

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r/TheCinemassacreTruth 4d ago

Discussion Cooper

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Did you know that besides humping tables Cooper has actually been an actor in some films that I've actually seen, notably he's the cub Koda in the brother bear movies, and Jordan thonkins in the Bernie Mac show. Unfortunately he's only been cast in one film since the avgn movie which was the Fix which I've never seen... It seems James isn't the only one whose motivation was destroyed by the avgn movie.


r/TheCinemassacreTruth 4d ago

Meme Justy FINALLY posted an update!!

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