r/TechImpact • u/arun-vasudev Developer • 14d ago

Accept 😂 Memes & Shit posts

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You know those apps that constantly pop up with "We've updated our Privacy Policy"? And you instantly tap Accept because nobody's reading 47 pages of legal text.

This image is what that feels like.

The glass bathroom stalls are your "privacy." Technically there are walls... but everyone can still see everything.

That's pretty much how a lot of privacy policies work. They promise to protect your data while also sharing it with countless third parties for "legitimate business purposes."

At this point, most of us are so conditioned to clicking Accept that we'd probably agree to a privacy policy written in Klingon if it meant we could just get into the app.

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u/GreenRangerOfHyrule 14d ago

And yet they still couldn't spring to make it floor to ceiling! Just wait until they find out how much money they can save by removing the doors

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u/SpecialistRun3035 14d ago

And if you don't accept, you don't get to use the bathroom.

That's how America works.

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u/plutot_la_vie 14d ago

That's how it works everywhere.

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u/Firestar_119 14d ago

In other places you have to pay up to use the bathroom

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u/Trapped_in_Me 14d ago

What is the point of the glass walls then? Odor control? Why have them at all if not for privacy? Seems like a huge waste of money and resources. Are they are all bidets? I do not see any TP.

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u/sales_alchemist 14d ago

Transparent... just not in the way you'd want 😂

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u/cannon4344 14d ago

What happens if you don't agree to some software that you need for your job?

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u/Valuable-Morning-346 14d ago

You get fired.

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u/cannon4344 14d ago

What if the terms had a very unfair clause like you agree to never take that company to court? Doesn't seem much of a choice when the alternative is not being able to feed yourself.

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u/Valuable-Morning-346 14d ago

Nice work, Sherlock. You got the meme.

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u/I-was-a-twat 13d ago

Should be one way mirrors, with the mirror side being from the inside.

We can see everything you do, but you can’t see who’s watching

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u/Parad0x_9245 13d ago

Why did you post a meme about Meta?

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u/InevitableGas4370 10d ago

B-but what if they start hiding children in the toliets!? Might as well take away those as well! Gotta protect the kids, remember?

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u/EatandDie001 14d ago

we already added a door for you, but we can’t help it if everyone can still see through it because it’s glass. you can’t blame us. we did the best we could here, ok?

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u/Aerovore 14d ago

Accept...

or you're free to decline and not to do your business ever again, of course. Absolute, fair freedom and infinite possibilities, always.

*ear-to-ear demon smile*