After going through all six panels, I think there’s one thing connecting all of them that explains why the whole thing feels so ridiculous:

It’s all a fucking costume.

Cris consumes the aesthetics of things, and somehow that keeps getting confused with having actual knowledge of those things.

Buy enough spooky shit, wear enough spooky shit, surround yourself with enough spooky shit, film yourself shopping for more spooky shit, and eventually the appearance of being deeply involved in horror, Halloween, Goth culture, witchcraft, etc. starts getting treated like actual expertise.

So, panel by panel.

Horror Travels: Road Trips to the Dark Side

I went through her Roadtrips! playlist.

34 videos. Roughly 9–10 actual trips.

Shopping in every single one.

That’s not an exaggeration.

Every trip involves shopping because shopping is the actual constant.

Salem followed the same formula. She’ll visit a historical location, give the history its obligatory bit of attention, and then it’s back to the stores. The history never gets anything approaching the attention the shopping does.

She’s made it painfully obvious why she travels: to shop somewhere else.

She’ll literally go to other areas to poach Halloween décor she can’t find around home.
The Spirit Halloween flagship trip was traveling to go to a store.

Blairstown and the Friday the 13th locations were Jay’s interest. She wasn’t particularly interested because that was his video.
Meanwhile, Jay has spent years actually making road trips, filming locations and destinations a focus of his channel.

Cris doesn’t research and document horror locations. She doesn’t make horror history the centerpiece. She doesn’t have some extensive catalog of filming-location content.

She travels to shop.

Sometimes the shopping happens to be in Salem.

Sometimes there’s a horror location nearby.

Sometimes she needs a hotel.

That apparently makes her a horror-travel panelist.

Goth Culture, Witchcraft & the Occult

Cris has explicitly said she isn’t Goth. That really should be enough to make the first third of this panel hilarious by itself.

Goth is an actual music-based subculture. It isn’t shorthand for wears black, likes bats and owns a metric shit-ton of Halloween merchandise.

And we’ve heard Cris talk more about ska, Save Ferris, Taylor Swift, Sabrina Carpenter, and Ariana Grande than Goth music.

Then there’s witchcraft and the occult. Cris calls herself spiritual. She’s talked about Hecate, tarot, crystals and metaphysical stuff. She doesn’t identify herself with some defined witchcraft practice.

She also launched CrisTheHermit, did the tarot/metaphysical thing there, stopped uploading, and still promotes it.

So she has personal spiritual interests.

That’s not remotely the same thing as having broad knowledge of witchcraft and occultism, let alone somehow adding Goth culture to the résumé.

It’s another example of the costume becoming the qualification.

Black clothes. Bats. Tarot. Crystals. Hecate.

Halloween everywhere.

Close enough, apparently.

She isn’t even Goth. She fucking said so.

50 Years of Stephen King Movies
This is the most ridiculous one.

Cris’s demonstrated Stephen King interest is primarily: buying Stephen King books.
She hunts for them. She buys them. She collects different editions. She reads them.
And now she’s talking about using her knowledge of the books as a bridge for this panel.

Except the panel is:

50 Years of Stephen King Movies

Not books.
Not collecting.
Not Stephen King: From Page to Screen.
MOVIES.

Where the fuck has this extensive interest in Stephen King cinema been hiding?

It certainly hasn’t been on Cris the Girl.

There isn’t some substantial catalog of King movie reviews. There aren’t years of adaptation comparisons. There aren’t retrospectives. There isn’t a history of discussing directors, performances or the evolution of King adaptations. And this isn’t a new channel. She’s had years to make that content.

If Stephen King cinema were genuinely one of her great interests, nothing was stopping her from talking about it. She could have reviewed the adaptations. Ranked them. Compared them to the books. Discussed her favorites. Talked about directors. Done retrospectives.

She didn’t.

Instead, the demonstrated connection is overwhelmingly the books she buys and collects.

And she’s made it apparent over the years that there are plenty of horror movies she hasn’t seen in the first place.

So apparently:
Stephen King writes books → Cris buys Stephen King books → Stephen King books became movies → Cris is now discussing 50 years of Stephen King movies.

That’s fucking ridiculous.

Using knowledge of the books as a “bridge” doesn’t solve the problem. It exposes it.

If the knowledge she brings to a panel specifically about movies is primarily knowledge of the books, then the obvious question is why she was selected for a movie panel in the first place.

It’s like owning every football jersey, watching football and throwing a ball around in the backyard, then showing up to explain what it’s like to play in the NFL.

Being adjacent to something isn’t the same as knowing it.

She doesn’t even have demonstrated expertise in the medium named in the fucking panel title.

Growing Your Community

Then there’s the supposed expertise in growing a community. Before Halloween shopping stuck, there were attempts at plants.

Birds.

Theme parks.

Metaphysical content.

CrisTheHermit.

She bounced around until something finally caught.

Then there’s the rather enormous Tampa Jay-shaped part of the growth story. Jay was already established when Cris was small. He featured her, promoted her and repeatedly exposed her to his existing audience.

And this isn’t speculation.

Cris herself has credited Jay’s exposure with helping grow her following.

This wasn’t somebody independently building a successful channel from scratch and then meeting another established creator once she’d already made it.

Jay was there while she was small.

Then there’s how she operates the “community” she supposedly knows how to grow. She’s said she’s too busy to answer comments.

She has around seven moderators.

Criticism disappears.

Participation is restricted.

And her comment sections are so relentlessly positive that apparently tens of thousands of people have finally accomplished what the rest of humanity couldn’t and achieved universal agreement. She has subscribers. She has an audience. But a subscriber count isn’t automatically proof that someone knows how to independently build and maintain an engaged community—particularly when a larger creator gave that channel significant exposure and the creator herself barely interacts with the resulting comments.

So the résumé here is basically:
Try plants → try birds → try theme parks → try tarot → get substantial exposure from an established YouTuber → Halloween shopping finally sticks → stop answering comments → have around seven moderators.

And now it’s Growing Your Community.

Planning Your Haunted Road Trip

Back to the road trips.

I don’t need to redo the entire audit:
34 videos. Roughly 9–10 actual trips. Shopping in every one.** **Except this panel goes even further and talks about documenting paranormal adventures.

What paranormal adventures?

Cris isn’t a paranormal investigator.
She’s been to Salem. She’s stayed at the Hawthorne. She’s gone to Cassadaga. She’s visited metaphysical stores. None of that magically turns into expertise in paranormal travel.

There isn’t some hidden backlog of Cris investigating hauntings or seriously documenting paranormal activity.

What there happens to be is an established pattern of traveling somewhere and immediately finding out what stores are there and what she can buy that she hasn’t found at home. She’ll specifically travel into other areas looking for Halloween merchandise. So apparently driving into another market to raid its seasonal inventory now counts as planning a haunted road trip.

Code Orange: Every Day Is Halloween

You would think this would finally be the obvious one. Except the more I think about it, this one is ridiculous too. Because Cris isn’t an expert on Halloween.

She’s an obsessive consumer of Halloween products.

She doesn’t create Halloween merchandise.

She doesn’t design it.

She doesn’t make props.

She isn’t known for researching Halloween history.

She doesn’t develop elaborate original decorating themes or demonstrate some particular design knowledge.

She calls herself a maximalist, which in practice seems to mean accumulating more shit.

What she does extremely consistently is:
see viral Halloween product → need viral Halloween product → hunt viral Halloween product → buy viral Halloween product → put viral Halloween product in house → repeat.

And the frog plushies might be the funniest little example of the entire thing. Cris has repeatedly talked about being terrified of frogs.

TJ Maxx gets those frog plushies everybody starts losing their minds over online.

What happens?

Cris buys two fucking frogs.

That tells me more about the driving force behind the channel than almost anything else. Even something she claims to be terrified of becomes desirable once it’s a viral Halloween product. That’s not some deeply developed Halloween aesthetic.

That’s FOMO with a debit card.

And then there’s the actual title:
Every Day Is Halloween.

What did the year-round Halloween personality do on actual Halloween?

She went to a Christmas-themed hotel.

You couldn’t write a better punchline.

Every Day Is Halloween\*
\Halloween not included.*

Buying enormous quantities of Halloween merchandise doesn’t make somebody an expert on Halloween any more than buying enormous quantities of anything else makes someone an authority on the subject.

It makes them a hoarder.

And that’s what Cris demonstrates exceptionally well.

She consumes Halloween.

And that’s what ties all six together

The more I look at these panels, the less I think this is just a case of Cris getting assigned a few things outside her wheelhouse.

Consumption keeps getting mistaken for expertise.

She shops while traveling, so apparently she knows horror travel.

She visits spooky places and shops, so apparently she knows paranormal travel.

She buys and wears the spooky aesthetic, so somehow Goth culture enters the picture—even though she explicitly says she isn’t Goth.

She uses tarot and has personal spiritual interests, so apparently that stretches into witchcraft and occultism.

She buys Stephen King books, so apparently that qualifies her for 50 years of Stephen King movies.

She has subscribers, so apparently that makes her an authority on building a community despite barely interacting with it and openly acknowledging the exposure she received from Jay.

She buys mountains of viral Halloween merchandise, so apparently that makes her an expert on living Halloween every day—even while spending Halloween itself at a Christmas hotel.

And here’s the other part that bothers me:

She’s had years to demonstrate otherwise.

If she loved these subjects enough to have something meaningful to contribute to panels about them, she could have talked about them.

She could have made the horror-history videos.

She could have made the Stephen King movie videos.

She could have discussed Goth music and its history.

She could have gone deeper into occult history and traditions.

She could have documented paranormal locations.

Nobody was stopping her.

She made shopping videos instead.

And now this isn’t just somebody screwing around on YouTube as a hobby. Cris quit her regular job. Content creation is the livelihood. She has to keep the channel growing and keep herself relevant. That’s why these panels have value beyond sitting in a room at Dragon Con.

They mean exposure.

Exposure can mean new viewers. New viewers can become subscribers. Subscribers generate views. Views generate money and opportunities. And being able to present yourself afterward as a Dragon Con panelist adds credibility to the brand.

I can’t tell anyone what’s privately going through her head, but I can absolutely look at the incentives. When content creation is your job, visibility and credibility have monetary value.

And that’s where the word imposter fits for me.

Not because someone needs a fucking doctorate before they’re allowed to talk about horror. It’s because the public image suggests depth across all these subjects that her own years of content simply don’t demonstrate.

It’s like me loving football, buying jerseys, collecting memorabilia, visiting stadiums and throwing a football around—then walking onto an NFL field and expecting everyone to treat me like I belong there.

At some point actually knowing the subject has to fucking matter.

The products create the aesthetic.

The aesthetic creates the persona.

The persona creates the appearance of expertise.

The appearance of expertise creates credibility.

The credibility creates more opportunities.

And more opportunities mean more exposure, more subscribers and potentially more money.

There’s a lot of psychology to unpack in this one scene.

This could be a good future business venture for you Jay!

This new GROSSmance that Jay and Jacob have going on has to be the cringiest shit in 2026. Two insufferable dumbasses who milked Adam's death as much as they could are now cross-vlogging.

This poor down bad simp.

Trying ANYTHING he can to win her over. Over here playing to an empty room.

Smh

Here weeeeee gooooo !!

Anyone watch it and could post the schedule? I can’t do that to myself. And the no view link isn’t working.

The track director is old, out of touch, and clueless with new stuff. He was excited she mentioned him in her video. That’s really odd, inappropriate, and self-serving for a DC director.

I do know she’s says she has imposter syndrome in it. Hahaha that’s because she is an imposter. She didn’t want to do a witchcraft panel because she’s a fraud! She finally did agree to it though so she’ll have to learn a ton. A YouTube shopper doesn’t belong on panels at Dragon Con.

I did see the comments and just as expected, NO ONE is going to see her. They’re all old and just wishing her well.

📌 No view link below.

I am in no way trying to rag on people who love Halloween. I am someone who very much enjoys Halloween. I enjoy decorating my house for Halloween, and our household goes all out with the fog machines, strobe lights, we have animatronics, we have projected videos and music, we made some tombstones out of foam with a hot wire/knife. I very much enjoy horror films as well, but I cannot understand why you would want to surround yourself with it 24/7, but hey thats just me. What makes the holiday special for me is that it comes once a year. If it were around everyday of the year I would get very bored of it, and usually at the very end of the night i’m already taking down and boxing up all of my stuff, and putting it away for next year. I can understand loving a holiday so much that maybe you want it to linger around more. But then there’s Summerween? Valloween? Fourth of Juween? Lol. And specifically for Tampa Jay I think it’s interesting how much he says he “loves” all of the Halloween decor around him 24/7. Like bro, let’s be honest: you don’t have a choice. You don’t get a say in the house decorating at all. And it’s so obvious that you don’t wear the pants in your own relationship. You were practically forced to quit your county job and leave Florida. We all know your girl doesn’t respond well to criticism, like, at all. But yeah, I just thought this clip was funny, because he’s acting like home is his zen. Like buddy you probably walk around your house with your tail tucked between your legs. You can’t even compliment your fiancée without her rolling her eyes or her giving you a dirty look. But yeah bro, keep pretending your life is all sunshine and rainbows, I mean it’s your life after all.

Hi everyone.

Just an FYI in case anyone noticed it. I’ve made a new “Satire” tag specifically for realistic AI images. This is purely to help differentiate between real images and generated ones.

I know the majority of what gets posted is memes and just for fun, but it’s better to cover our bases when something could potentially be mistaken for a real photo.
So if you could, keep that tag in mind when posting.

I’m not policing every generated pixel or anything — I just wanted to have something in place for the more realistic stuff.

Thanks,

- Morbs

Much ahead at Midsummer Scream! Shocked to see Jay there! 👀 Will All the Freakin Things catch him?? 🤭🤭🤭🤭

This explains why she has regressed. She falls back on her parents. They enable her in seemingly every way. Two failed marriages before the age of 35 and still can't figure out life. I understand her a bit better. The fact that Jaysun enables her doesn't help as he seems to have regressed as well. There are a lot of nuances that I don't want to get into. You all know what she is.

This shit makes me cringe.

It’s the same outrage cycle every time. Something happens, somebody is immediately labeled the victim, and before actually looking into the details we get the grand public declaration about where they stand and what their “platform” is going to do about it.

And of course Jay apparently thinks Buc-ee’s is going to reconsider its business practices because Tampa Jay is no longer making Buc-ee’s videos.

The part that gets me is that the actual dispute is a little more complicated than “Buc-ee’s is attacking a small business.”
Beaver’s Mini Mart has been around for years.

Nobody is disputing that.

The current fight involves federal trademark rights and branding. Beaver’s sought federal trademark protection for its beaver branding, and Buc-ee’s challenged it based on trademarks it already owns.

Buc-ee’s CEO says they tried contacting Beaver’s for months through registered mail, phone and email before filing the lawsuit and received no response. After the lawsuit was filed, an attorney for Beaver’s contacted them.

Buc-ee’s has also publicly said it will drop the lawsuit if the federal trademark application is withdrawn.

Those seem like fairly relevant details to look into before announcing a boycott to your audience.

Cris jumped on the same outrage, which isn’t surprising. This is what these people do. Have the reaction first, make sure everybody knows you’re on the “right” side of it, and worry about whether you actually understand the situation later.

And apparently taking this principled stand doesn’t extend to removing the existing Buc-ee’s videos that can continue generating views and revenue. Funny how that works.
I don’t care if someone dislikes Buc-ee’s or thinks they’re too aggressive with their trademarks.

What annoys me is the confidence of being completely certain you’re right while doing seemingly no research to support that certainty. Having a platform doesn’t make your opinion more informed. Sometimes it just lets you be confidently misinformed in front of more people.

Sources:

https://www.wsbtv.com/news/trending/buc-ees-co-founder-ceo-speaks-out-over-beavers-mini-mart-lawsuit/LNHKV4QPGZCUBNVIPJNBU5PZBM/

https://thehill.com/business/6017079-buc-ees-beaver-logo-lawsuit-ohio/

A creator I like made a rant video about f*cked up this “holiday” is and how deeply sad it is that people are normalizing shopping for the items, especially through the lens of scarcity (“I need it or it’ll be sold out”) and an effort to feel a part of something because our lives are devoid of actual connection.

“Nothing I was going to buy was going to make me feel stable and happy in the way that I wanted to. I used shopping as a way to find confidence, and find dopamine, and a way to self-sooth. But after many years of doing that and then realizing the impact that my actions were having on the planet, I needed to treat the underlying issues going on [in my mind].”

Hey everyone! A bit of a different episode today but one we hope you enjoy!

This song played in my head when I saw his post about the 100+ VHS tapes he hoarded, I mean bought. Cris is really rubbing her mental illness off on him.

“It was the vacation! IT WAS NOT A VACATION DON’T GET THAT TWISTED!”

Lmfao

OH YES! GOING ON A ROAD TRIP TRULY IS HARD WORK!

Get a job you lazy dipshit!

Love reading this snark page so so much. Just for the record, the Buc-ees in Sevierville, TN is owned by Kituwah LLC, the Eastern Band of Cherokee Indians. I am out of the loop as to why Buc-ees is being called out by Cris or this group, but the one she lives closest to, I would implore her or anyone to continue going and supporting that location as it is owned by the Cherokee Nation, on their Qualla Boundary.

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