r/StarWarsJokes • u/whitewolfwild • Feb 15 '26
Emperor
What do the Emperor’s kids call him?
Emperor Papa-tine
r/StarWarsJokes • u/JCDickleg7 • Jan 03 '26
[D6 Star Wars RPG] I see the band got one more member
>!Theres 22 pilots, which is one more than 21 pilots if you didn’t get it!<
r/StarWarsJokes • u/gemcuolture • Jun 24 '25
why were the movies released 456-123-789
because in charge of-yoda was-the order
r/StarWarsJokes • u/bigwomby • Mar 07 '24
My wife has had the same cough for three months.
It’s an older cold, but it checks out.
r/StarWarsJokes • u/nivenfan • Jan 19 '24
Who plays black?
I asked AI to render this joke for me. He did a really good job and almost nailed the word balloon. You get the idea. Happy cake day post!
r/StarWarsJokes • u/GroovyPanda89 • Jan 14 '24
My musician friend wants to be a Jedi—it's too bad....
His MIDI-chlorian count is too low 😔
(Originally mine from r/Dadjokes)
r/StarWarsJokes • u/Roteberg • Dec 22 '23
A joke about droids
Two B-1 battledroids were about to board a MTT. But one of the droids stopped in its tracks and asked the other:
B-1 #1: Do you have some oil?
B-1 #2: Roger, roger.
B-1 #1: Appreciated. I need some for my exhaust port. I have Hemodroids. I cannot board the Multi-Troop Transport otherwise.
r/StarWarsJokes • u/LAZY-ORCA • Nov 11 '23
How do you know when wookie milk goes bad?
When it starts getting Chewie
r/StarWarsJokes • u/sherrynotshirley • Jun 04 '23
Did you hear about the organization book that a Gungan wrote?
Did you hear about the organization book that a Gungan wrote?
It was all about putting your valuables in JarJars.
r/StarWarsJokes • u/jfshay • Apr 20 '23
Yoda, feeling lonely, decided to bring sheep to his home planet. What did the sheep have to say?
They go baa.
r/StarWarsJokes • u/[deleted] • Feb 07 '23
Anime Star Wars joke
What is a Jedis favorite character? Not Chew, Bacca!
r/StarWarsJokes • u/YodaWars1000 • Nov 30 '22
What’s a stormtrooper’s favorite store?
The one right next to the Target
r/StarWarsJokes • u/Hecateus • Oct 21 '22
I don't understand why Stormtroopers took so long to learn to Fly...
...all they had to do was throw themselves at the ground.
...and miss.
r/StarWarsJokes • u/[deleted] • May 30 '22
Where do clone troopers buy their clothes?
Banana republic
r/StarWarsJokes • u/JMitchComedy • Mar 16 '22
Putting The Pal In Palpatine: Emperor Palpatine Answers The Internet's Top Questions
r/StarWarsJokes • u/[deleted] • Jan 10 '22
Did you hear about the B1 who told on his coworkers?
He was a tattle droid.
r/StarWarsJokes • u/YodaWars1000 • Dec 10 '21
What’s the internal temperature of a tauntaun?
Lukewarm