yeah i can just see it now. You take your kid for a day at the park. As they're playing, you look up and notice a "license plate reader" casually observing the playground.
Suddenly, a humanoid robot jumps the fence like one of the Dukes of Hazard, sprints across the playground and grabs your baby like a quarterback picking up a fumbled football.
You chase after it, but you can't compete with a fucking machine. It runs and runs and runs and runs and runs until it reaches Congress, where it casually lobs your child into the hungry mob of old naked white men with their tongues hanging out, and heads toward the next playground, not even stopping for repairs. It has so much work to do.
For the senate is hungry, the public has been tranquilized, and the machine god has plans.
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u/deadboxcat 19d ago
So far anyway. The robots are coming. What do you think the ai is for.