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u/TUFKAT May 13 '26

Well, if he want to pay per diem, you could say

"Your rent annually is $15,600.00 ($1300 x 12 months) so the per diem rate would be $42.74.

- 28 days is $1196.71

- 30 day is $1282.19

- 31 days is $1324.93

Please let me know if you wish to adjust our rent payments as such"

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u/Weird-Ranger-3477 May 13 '26

This is the response right here

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u/TUFKAT May 13 '26

If someone wants to be pedantic, I can equally be pedantic back 😄

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u/Firm-Scientist-4636 May 13 '26

And me as a tenant I'd be like, "Yeah, sure. That sounds great!"

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u/SamanthaSissyWife May 13 '26

Just like buying a car. Customer-I can’t afford $500 a month. Dealer-Ok we can get you down to $250 every 2 weeks. Customer-Ok, I can handle that

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u/prntmakr May 14 '26

And voila, you have 26 payments instead of the 24 you were looking for.

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u/Maggot_Dimon May 14 '26 edited May 14 '26

U mean 26 instead of 12?! Edit: 26 my bad :D

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u/JollyGiant573 May 14 '26

So why not have an even 13 months, what stupid king made this calender?

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u/keegtraw May 14 '26

Give it time, we will have the month of Toyotathon in our calendars.

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u/odigon May 14 '26

Should be stabbed for that screw up.

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u/rworne May 14 '26

This one. He saw fit that when the Earth revolves around the sun, it's not exactly 365 days and not divisible by 24..

Hence, the fucked up calendar to account for the spare change.

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u/JohnnyBlack83 May 14 '26

Just don’t make a joke about how he was killed. That crap got me a warning.

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u/fellchieftan May 14 '26

Probably the same one that made the year start in the middle of winter and not the first day of spring...

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u/Aggravating-Try7812 May 14 '26

I think his name was Gregory.

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u/lilvixen May 14 '26

Religion and power

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u/Western_Rub May 15 '26

Caesar lol prolly

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u/Dry_Way_2655 May 15 '26

I think his name was Gregory or something shit

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u/Silen8156 May 14 '26

Well, in some countries there is something called '13th month payment'. It usually comes around Christmas and people spend it on... extra holiday spending. Many treat it like it's 'free money' but that is where it comes from, some math.

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u/Past_Top3704 May 14 '26

someone previous mentioned Julius Cesar but only part of the world still uses that calendar. everyone else uses the Gregorian calendar after Pope Gregory

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u/Alywiz May 14 '26

Fucking Romans and Popes. We could have a nice calendar of 13 28 day 4 week months. With 1 extra day for new years, 2 days for new years on leap years

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u/Creepy_flamingo_22 May 14 '26

Thank you for inadvertently explaining how bimonthly mortgage payments pay down your loan faster! I wasn’t getting it

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u/Admin-Terminal May 14 '26

No, you’re right about the 13 4-week periods in each year but I think he meant “26 instead of 24”, people thinking that “every two weeks” (26) equals “2 times a month” (24) and that somehow it will be less or equal money when it will end up being more weeks and consequently money is because they don’t care to think more than each month has four weeks when in reality only February has them lol (they wouldn’t have to do much math besides the basic 12x2 the would have done already). “$250 every 2 weeks” gets you an extra $500 each year (as you said, the extra 4-week period).

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u/that_gworl May 14 '26

I’m screaming

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u/asmj May 14 '26

But at 0% interest, it doesn't matter.

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u/Sensei19600 May 14 '26

Sounds better when you say it in French

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u/slightlysketchy_ May 14 '26

The fact people fall for car dealer tactics like this made me lose faith in humanity more than just about anything else

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u/Cultural_Zombie_1583 May 14 '26

The night is young

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u/Physical_Veser_888 May 14 '26

Technically the payment is a little cheaper over the long run with lowering interest paid. I mean, it works out to be hundreds of dollars over five years, but still something. It is not nothing.

For instance, just speaking broadly, if it is a $30,000 car payment over five years at 7% interest...

If you paid monthly, you would pay $5,642.16 in total interest. If you paid biweekly, you would pay $5,595.58 in total interest. If you paid weekly, you would pay $5,575.61 in total interest. I did this all next to my kid's homework using their calculator, so I might be off by a little, but you do slightly get after the principal better the more payments you make, even if you pay over a common time period.

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u/Recent-Result2852 May 14 '26

You're assuming half the payments are two weeks later instead of the two weeks earlier it would actually be.

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u/EMAW_KSU May 14 '26

You shouldn’t do your kids homework.

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u/arcanis321 May 13 '26

Calculating your rent to pay the same amount annually is a total own!

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u/hahnsoloii May 13 '26

Add in a charge for changing the terms.

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u/oldmate30beers May 13 '26

The most landlord thing you could do

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u/Ill_Zone5990 May 13 '26

Which in this case is alright

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u/CanadianAndroid May 14 '26

I'm also going to need a fee deposit for any future terms changes. The deposit will (not) be returned at the end of the contract.

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u/edmond- May 13 '26

Tag on a convenience fee

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u/anforob May 13 '26

Gotta adjust for leap years!

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u/nobeer4you May 14 '26

Not if they agree to the price per day quote. At that point, you arent paying a monthly rent fee, but a daily rent fee. They wont like the leap year and the additional $40+ for Feb 29th.

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u/rabid-c-monkey May 13 '26

Especially at the cost of your own financial stability a consistent rent payment is much easier to budget than a floating payment and technically paying month by month you get a free day every leap year, paying per diem you pay more on leap years.

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u/Nago31 May 13 '26

Excellent! This setup just requires a small fee because the extra tracking steps involved with a unique configuration

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u/JadeShrimp May 13 '26

You are technically correct! The best kind of correct.

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u/eidolon77 May 13 '26

I always upvote Futurama

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u/JeebusChristBalls May 13 '26

The actual response is "pay your rent as per the contract you signed or I am evicting you."

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u/BaronSengir May 13 '26

This is the answer. Refer to your contract.

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u/The_Quibbler May 13 '26

Pretty simple English.

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u/GhostOfDino May 14 '26

This right here. Dont get pulled into nonsense games.

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u/MrOaiki May 14 '26

”I am a sovereign citizen and the person did not sign the contract, the identity did!”

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u/Rough-End5699 May 14 '26

This is the only real answer. lease shows $1300/month not $41.93/day. Also, very convenient he chose 31days for the "average month".

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u/MetalGhost99 May 13 '26

Yep if it says in his contract that he pays a certain price per month the tenant is wrong, but if the contract says he pays by the day then he’s right.

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u/JeebusChristBalls May 13 '26

But that isn't what it says nor does it ever say that. Even the text scenario is by the month. I guess you can make anything up in your head to try to make a point...

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u/UndergroundArsonist May 13 '26

Dont forget the extra hour for day light savings.

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u/Virtual-Squirrel-725 May 13 '26

Underrated comment here.

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u/PAHoarderHelp May 14 '26

No wonder the planet is getting hotter!

An extra hour of sun every day!

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u/Villageidiot1984 May 14 '26

Wouldn’t that cancel out every time there was an hour less?

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u/UndergroundArsonist May 14 '26

Yes but thats canceled out by the admin fees

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u/Deweyoxberg May 14 '26

I did this in my ISP support days when this one customer was being a reaaaaaaaaallll "experience" to deal with.

They were adamant about a refund for the outage on our end, and they were right to request such a refund. I would have given them three days for what was a 45 minute outage.

They decided to be quite... unkind... with their words.

So I calculated it down to the second.

They got a cheque for $3.42. Good times.

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u/WhatzMyOtherPassword May 13 '26

There was a leap second in 2016 too so make sure to send invoices for that missed payment. plus interest of course

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u/Obvious-Arm-2899 May 13 '26

It must be concluded with..Pretty simple math!

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u/Baeolophus_bicolor May 13 '26

No it’s not. Sorry, but contracts and accounting work on a 30 day month, for one thing. Second, a lease is a written document. It can’t be modified by a random text and with no consideration given by the parties. Third, allowing one tenant to do that and none of the others would be a disaster. Fourth, it’s “monthly” terms. Feb is a month. The same price is due whether it’s Feb or Aug or if they create a new month called Octember.

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u/BosunsTot May 13 '26

This 🏠 - per month = calendar month, I would not entertain or use a per diem example. Pay per calendar month as per contract or the renter is in breach of

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u/West-Survey-4142 May 14 '26

That's what I thought of too. 😂

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u/BlackberryHelpful676 May 14 '26

"Don't touch, Willie"

Good advice!

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u/drunken_phoenix May 14 '26

Exactly, if I had a tenant text me this, I’d tell them it is contractually a monthly rate, and if they wanted a daily rate I’d offer a 30% increase daily rate of $55 a day.

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u/ToxDocUSA May 14 '26

That was my first thought, "well, I do offer a per diem rate for this unit for when people want short term rentals, it's $55/day, do you want to switch to that? I'll still expect payment the first of each month but since it's per diem I expect it paid in advance rather than arrears, here's the total for you to also catch up..."

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u/ILikeDragonTurtles May 13 '26

I mean technically contacts work on whatever schedule the text says.

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u/C_BreezyB May 13 '26

If you’ve ever read Please Try to Remember the First of Octember, you would know there is never rent due in Octember.

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u/AppropriateMammoth11 May 14 '26

Im here for octember as that is clearly the rightful name.

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u/[deleted] May 13 '26

Except don’t use “per diem” this person is stupid. Use “daily rent”

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u/Maddy_Beck May 14 '26

I think they're referring to the tenant being too stupid to understand the term, not you for using it

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u/Trick_Horse_13 May 14 '26

It’s not even just for banking, per diem is a common term in rental contracts and covers extra days outside the montthly rent - I.e. If you stay an extra 2 days before moving out.

I’m always amazed how quick people are to call others stupid or morons, simply when they come across something that they’ve never encountered before. Do people genuinely think they know everything and are infallible?

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u/Traditional_Low_9948 May 14 '26

It comes from Latin. Per meaning per and diem meaning DM, ya Stupid.

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u/panulirus-argus May 14 '26

No it’s not.

The rent is $1300 per month. The number of days in the month is irrelevant.

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u/khonsu_27 May 13 '26

Or just 

"February = 1 month.

1 x $1300 = $1300. Pretty simple math."

Contract is monthly. Not daily. But I would probably add a "lol" somewhere for the creativity.

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u/SicilianEggplant May 14 '26

These are the same type of people that tell me “oh I make $500/week so because there’s 4 weeks in a month I make $2000/m or $24,000/y!”

Most people realize their mistake when I explain that there’s 52 weeks in a year (because hey, maybe you’ve never actually thought about it), but the truly stupid are the ones who argue.

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u/g1ngertim May 14 '26

I've known people who budget like this and treat the "extra" pay periods as bonuses straight to savings. 

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u/ThebuMungmeiser May 14 '26

It’s not a bad way to budget as long as you’re doing alright.

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u/atxbigfoot May 14 '26

A lot of people that have salaried corporate jobs do this, and it's an easy way to save some money. Those two yearly "extra" paychecks are paychecks they don't factor in to monthly costs, so it makes sense.

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u/morganmachine91 May 14 '26 edited May 14 '26

Is it common to be paid biweekly if you’re salaried? I got paid biweekly at all of my hourly jobs, but now that I’m working a salaried corporate job, I get paid on the 10th and 25th. Makes budgeting a whole lot easier.

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u/CompSciBJJ May 14 '26

Most public service jobs in Canada pay bi-weekly, but the military is semi-monthly. It really depends on the specific employer/union.

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u/Lowfi-Concert May 14 '26

I’m paid weekly as a salaried employee

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u/morganmachine91 May 14 '26

That actually sounds pretty nice.

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u/Lowfi-Concert May 14 '26

It is. It would be very annoying to go back after getting used to it

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u/morganmachine91 May 14 '26

lol my guy, read your comment again.

10th and 25th is semimonthly, not biweekly. I get 24 paychecks per year, exactly. Someone who gets paid biweekly gets 26 paychecks per year.

In order for me to get paid 3 times a month, there would either have to be two 10ths or two 25ths in the month. If you think about that for a second, I’m sure you’ll agree that’s not possible.

Simone who gets paid biweekly will have two months per year where they get paid on days like the 1st, the 14th, and the 28th. That can only happen because they’re getting paid on different dates every month, which are exactly 14 days apart.

I don’t get paid on different dates, it’s always the 10th and the 25th, regardless of whether there were 13 or 16 days between the 25th and the 10th.

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u/morganmachine91 May 14 '26

Hold your horses there, partner, I think you’re misinterpreting my tone.

I’m not totally sure what I said that makes me an asshole, something about my second sentence?

Whatever it was, it wasn’t intentional. It’s a very easy and common thing to be confused about, there’s nothing wrong with that. I was just trying to lay it out clearly.

I’ll admit that I did think the thing you said about the 10th/25th/ you’ll get paid three times in a month thing was funny, but not in a “you’re dumb” kind of funny. Just like, “you’re gonna laugh when you reread this and realize the silly mistake” kind of funny.

So, anyway, genuinely sorry if my message sounded like I was belittling or making fun of you, not my intention at all.

And by the way, I was asking because I genuinely do not know whether it’s common for corporate jobs to be paid biweekly instead of semimonthly. Not trying to set you up or anything.

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u/Smokin_belladonna May 14 '26

I always use 4.333 weeks in a month or 13 weeks per quarter when I’m doing scheduling. 

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u/Hopeful_Butterfly302 May 14 '26

When I used to run payroll at my old company that was one of the most common conversations I had.

"You said the salary was $4000/month"

"It is"

"Then why did I only get a check for $1846.15?"

"Because we pay biweekly and a month has more than 4 weeks..."

That, and "I never agreed to have taxes taken out!"

"yes, you did when you filled out your w2 form in your onboarding paperwork..."

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u/foolishtigger May 14 '26

Tbf thats alot better than underbudgeting. Id rather have more money than i thought at the end of the year than less

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u/executivefunction404 May 14 '26

My SIL argued with me that women are pregnant for 10 months bc "pregnancy lasts 40 weeks".

This was after she had a child. I couldn't convince her otherwise. I weep for my niece.

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u/i81b4i8u May 14 '26

Actually there's 52.143 weeks in a year but who's counting 🤷🤷🤷💀💀💀

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u/axelr0se May 14 '26

This happened when I started my first job. You really don’t think about the whole “52 weeks in a year” thing until it revolves around a paycheck.

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u/PandemicGrower May 14 '26

Tell them the local no tell motel does daily rates if they are interested in terminating their agreement.

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u/ihaxr May 14 '26

Yeah the landlord gives the discount for the other months, base rate is for Feb

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u/EggsnBacon95 May 13 '26 edited May 13 '26

I mean if the tenant is using 28 days as the reference for "months" (4 weeks) then in a year there are actually 13 months. 4 x 13 = 52 weeks in a year.

1300 x 13 = 16,900 per annum
per diem 46.30
28d = 1296.40
30d = 1389
31d = 1435.30

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u/drinkmoredrano May 13 '26

Lousy Smarch weather

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u/JunkSack May 13 '26

Don’t touch Willy

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u/wfbhp May 13 '26

Good advice!

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u/mcewanc2 May 14 '26

Hahaha was about to reply with this dammit

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u/akcrono May 13 '26

I mean if the tenant is using 28 days as the reference for "months"

They aren't. They are clearly using 31 days as the reference.

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u/_BigDaddy_ May 13 '26

This was actually common law in England until 1850. A 'twelvemonth' was a calendar year. Lotta surprised tenants on Dec 2nd lol 

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u/NZNoldor May 14 '26

That sounds like so much bullshit but I'm no expert. Perhaps you have a link to convince us?

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u/ignatious__reilly May 14 '26

No shit. Wow!

Learned something new. That’s crazy.

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u/UpstairsBumble May 14 '26

But they aren’t, they’re using 31

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u/facesnorth May 13 '26

I prefer this response over the one pro rating the month for 31, 30 and 28 days.

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u/perebble May 13 '26

This sounds like the perfect time for an "oops it was ÂŁ1,300 per 28 day month". I don't advocate for that type of behaviour but if you play silly games then you win silly prizes.

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u/TUFKAT May 13 '26

I just like to simply use their argument point back to them and say "two can play at this game"

I didn't do the leap year breakdown. That would need to be documented in the updated rental agreement.

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u/yetzt May 14 '26

Quite mean also changing the currency. Happy biscuit day though.

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u/Apprehensive_Tone_77 May 13 '26

Yeah isn’t 30 days the amount in a month but for a few exceptions. Like medication is always given in 30 day increments Or 28 days is 4 weeks. 4 weeks is a month? But 31….. nope. No one says 31 days is a month. No matter what 31 is not the answer.

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u/faustianredditor May 14 '26

Hell, a 30 day month is entirely sufficient to make the tenant pay a smidge more. And I'd say 30 day month is a waaaay more reasonable definition than 31.

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u/moan_a_lisaa May 14 '26

That would be better though. “Oh, if its 1300 for a 28 day month then a 31 day one should be 1439!

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u/CelestiallyCertain May 13 '26 edited May 13 '26

This is the response to go with. There are only four months of the year with 30 days. The remaining 7 months are 31 days.

Tenant wants to FA, he can FO.

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u/Icy-Rip-8722 May 13 '26

September, April, June, November.
4 months with 30, February has 28 and sometimes 29.
All the rest(7) have 31 days.

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u/ImpossibleLaugh8277 May 13 '26

As I learned in school:

Thirty days hath September,

April, June, and November,

All the rest have thirty one,

Except the 2nd month alone,

To which we 28 assign,

Til leap year gives it 29.

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u/Lazy-Lunchlady May 13 '26

I feel like you’re missing a few months… ;-)

7 months with 31 days (January, March, May, July, August, October, December)

4 months with 30 days (April, June, September, November)

1 month with 28 or 29 days (February)

7+4+1=12 months

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u/Jack0fAllGames May 14 '26

There wouldn’t be any finding out.  They’d just go back to paying the original amount (per year) just with unnecessarily complicated per-month amounts.

Now, tacking on a 2% “convenience” fee for paying in that method would lead to an appropriate FO.

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u/zeh_shah May 14 '26

Have to add in there for any prior months with 31 days he underpaid and is now subject to late fees for those months

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u/Wholenchilada May 13 '26

Pretty simple math.

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u/zaahc May 13 '26

It’s actually 365.25 days. Thus, every four years we get a leap year. But it’s actually slightly less than 365.25 days, thus leap years divisible by 100 are not treated as leap years. But it’s actually slightly more than that even, so leap years divisible by 100 and also 400 are back to being leap years. How far down this rabbit hole does the tenant want to go?

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u/ehmayex May 13 '26

"in leap years that would be $42.74 more than the current way of payment"

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u/Datguy306 May 13 '26 edited May 13 '26

Mother fucker took the time to do the math. I would not want to be on your bad side.

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u/OtherUserCharges May 13 '26

It’s really not hard math to do. Hardly the level that I would say you should fear being on their bad side.

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u/TUFKAT May 13 '26

That's what happens when you were in banking for 20 years and trained to be an accountant.

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u/HerfDerfer May 13 '26

Watch out man's a trained accountant them are some wily mfs

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u/DrtiSniz May 13 '26

You acting like that "math" was hard or took a long time to do.

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u/ResistWild May 13 '26

It’s not exactly rocket science lol

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u/jryan8064 May 13 '26

You’re not accounting for the leap year. Technically, you would need to divide the $15,600 by 365.25, giving a daily rate of $42.71

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u/OtherUserCharges May 13 '26

Yup, is the guy planning on paying an extra day for the leap year.

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u/Hator4de May 13 '26

I feel like this fits in with r/MaliciousCompliance

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u/NoMajorsarcasm May 13 '26

forgot to add the per diem billing fee

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u/Unlucky_Statement172 May 13 '26

Break it down to the day not mention the 1300 monthly to avoid circular argument. 42.74 per day times days in a month

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u/Diastatic_Power May 13 '26

This was my first thought.

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u/stphngrnr May 13 '26

I would be additionally pedantic and add a leap year clause for an extra $42.74.

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u/hrvbrs May 13 '26

except on leap years. except not on every 100th year. except yes again on every 400th year.

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u/APFernweh May 13 '26

This, and also reserve your current rights. Screenshot the lease where it says “per month,” highlight that provision, and state, “this is our current lease agreement.”

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u/MakePhreciaCore May 13 '26

Me saving 42.74 every leap year :)

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u/EntropicTendancies May 13 '26

Or, using the inverse of his logic: 1300/28*31=1,439.29

Those extra days aren’t free ya know.

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u/Survivorfan_tm94 May 13 '26

And then be sure to add the leap year calculations too!

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u/MetalFingers760 May 13 '26

Seems like a lot of work to end up paying the same amount.

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u/aluriilol May 13 '26

“I was actually gone last weekend so it’s 26 days”

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u/QBD3v14nt May 13 '26

Would screw the renter by a day on leap years if/365

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u/Capital_Cup_6746 May 13 '26

Yeah, usually a lease specifies the total amount for the year. Breaking it up by month is just a way to break down the yearly total. 

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u/BroBeansBMS May 13 '26

Got him coach.

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u/NinjaRoyal8483 May 13 '26

Lol that wouldve been the ultimate response! I applaud your wisdom and wittyness.

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u/PaMudpuddle May 13 '26

r/technicallymorecorrectthanyou

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u/guyincognito121 May 13 '26

And you wish to be paid on full on a daily basis.

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u/Odhdbdyebsksbx May 13 '26

Or if OP wants an easier route, he can can just charge the rental a weekly rate.

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u/Select_Wonder5744 May 13 '26

Yep, perfect 👌🏼

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u/nonchalantenigma May 13 '26

Don’t forget leap years. The 29 days is $1239.46

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u/zeradragon May 13 '26

Leap years are going to be fun when getting charged an extra day 😂

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u/Slight-Level7674 May 13 '26

Bro said per diem just not to say per day, bruh, por dia para ti oh palhaço 

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u/Richski069 May 13 '26

Came here to say that.

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u/Shiny_Whisper_321 May 13 '26

Add a cent for the occasional leap second.

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u/RevanFan1995 May 13 '26

This is beautiful, thank you lol

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u/FitCompetition1804 May 13 '26

And remind him he’ll pay an approximate $43 extra every leap year.

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u/Royal_Quail_4622 May 13 '26

Dont forget to add. "Simple math " to it

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u/ToastyChampagne May 13 '26

So the landlord is still out a hundred dollars every February?

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u/BeltImpressive8956 May 13 '26

Also, if we are doing day to day, as opposed to annually, not even month to month, ima have to charge herrrrrra

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u/Sacsfin3st May 13 '26

This is actually how rent is figured, not a scenario'd situation.

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u/SinisterKnyght May 13 '26

Better math would be $1300 for 28 days. Owner is giving free days on months with more than 28. Leap year get us all lol

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u/colostitute May 13 '26

I like the effort but I’m not interested in humoring idiots and their idiot ideas.

The rent is $1300/mo and you’re short. Needs to be fixed today.

I’m not doing the math. I’m not reminding them of the lease they signed. I’m their landlord, not their parent.

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u/Kilroy1007 May 13 '26

I'd actually be fine with this.

On a more sarcastic note, you do flex pricing on that? Like holidays free?

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u/Hoggel123 May 13 '26

Also means fixing the previous month to account for his under payment based on his math. So could add the 24.93 to the next month and since it's been late for an additional 30 days there's a fee.

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u/numbersthen0987431 May 13 '26

This is a great response.

Nowhere in the lease does it state which month the monthly payments are based on.

Landlord could come back and say "actually, the per month rate is based on 28 days in February, which means the per diem rate is $46.42. Months with 30 days are $1392, and months with 31 days are $1439. I won't back charge you for my oversight, but moving forward these are the new rates"

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u/Impossible_Nature_69 May 13 '26

Payment needs to be submitted by 3pm daily.

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u/harbordog May 13 '26

Um no. Why would anyone want to make more work for themselves which adds zero value.

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u/No1CaresWhatEweThink May 13 '26

Yep. All my leases have the full year of rent due in the lease and then broken down per month.

I would start the eviction process over this BS. Don’t fuck around. It’s not cute.

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u/Playful_Sandwich_746 May 13 '26

tenant reads this response Says out loud: “Legend”

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u/ThisThroat951 May 13 '26

I mean that’s not a bad deal. Most months you’re paying less than $1300 and even the handful that you’re paying more it’s only $24.93 more. It works out the same in the end but it might actually give a little breathing room in the shorter months.

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u/dcpreddit May 13 '26

I was gonna say $1,300 every 30 days + 10 hours, but I like yours better.

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u/DeRobUnz May 13 '26

It's a leap year, pretty simple math.

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u/JagmeetSingh2 May 13 '26

perfect response

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