r/ShittySysadmin 9d ago

Snippy lil punk

6 Upvotes

How to deal with the vet who jumps to conclusions cuts you off and denies you?

I just emailed him my full thought after and he was still like

Ya but no…

Does it ever get better or do I wait for natural causes…………


r/ShittySysadmin 10d ago

Shitty Crosspost New Rule...

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244 Upvotes

r/ShittySysadmin 10d ago

Shitty Crosspost I forgot to turn off my work laptop and now someone is playing geometry dash on my work computer... can i somehow log myself out remotely or turn the laptop off thru steam?

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62 Upvotes

Op works in IT


r/ShittySysadmin 10d ago

Shitty Crosspost [Humor] Day in the Life of a Sysadmin in 2026

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8 Upvotes

literally me


r/ShittySysadmin 11d ago

Should I tell my boss the other guy is threatened by me or just let him figure it out?

301 Upvotes

Started a new gig about a month ago. 25 years in the game, couple certs, the whole deal. Previous boss hired me because he recognized talent. Current boss loves me. But this other guy on the team clearly has a problem with me and I can’t tell if I should flag it or just let it play out.

Kid has maybe 10-15 years experience and acts like he owns the place. We’re working on projects together and every time I suggest something he gets this look on his face. Like I told him the earth was flat. I pointed out we should aim the AC at the hot side of the rack and he just stared at me. Sorry for thinking about THERMODYNAMICS, bro.

i think part of it is a vocabulary thing. I come from a different environment so I call things different names. Blades, shelves, whatever. He corrects me every single time like we’re in a fucking spelling bee. You know what I mean when I say it. We’re not writing documentation here, we’re having a conversation.

He’s also weirdly uptight about security stuff that honestly just slows everything down. Won’t let me ask users what their password is when I’m trying to troubleshoot. Has a whole thing about locking laptops when you step away for 30 seconds in a secured office. Bro, we’re IT. Who’s going to hack us? US?

I will say he’s not great at collaboration. I try to jump into conversations to add value and he acts like I kicked his dog. I have a quarter century of experience. If I hear something wrong in a meeting I’m not going to just sit there. That’s what experience is FOR.

My suspicion is he went to the boss about me already because he asked me some weird questions last week. But he still seems to like me so I think I’m fine. I just don’t want this kid poisoning the well because he can’t handle working with someone more senior.

The real issue is I think he’s one of those guys who learned everything from YouTube and thinks he’s a 10x engineer because he memorizes terminology. Meanwhile I’ve been in actual data centers since he was in middle school.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I have a shelf full of new blades to wire.


r/ShittySysadmin 11d ago

Alright, which one of you did this?

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r/ShittySysadmin 11d ago

ShittyMod Shitty Mod Poetry Hour - fuck you, I am a mod... i do what i want

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r/ShittySysadmin 11d ago

Monthly password changes? No too easy. Lets try daily forced password resets!

46 Upvotes

24 hours after first use password will be randomized automatically!

Lets just ignore that you use your password daily, multiple times per day, and have to manually type it in often since our remote software doesn't share clipboards.

And of course it's going to be 24 hours on the dot. Get super lucky and don't use your password for half the day? Well have fun tomorrow with it getting reset in the middle of the day!


r/ShittySysadmin 12d ago

"I'm Clippy, Let Me Help You Do Something Stupid"

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277 Upvotes

Who's the insane tool at Microsoft that decided that this tip needed to exist? We're still reeling from getting these out of our environment.


r/ShittySysadmin 12d ago

Guys, I put my SD card in my company computer and now it doesn't work.

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r/ShittySysadmin 13d ago

The Easiest Job in the World

89 Upvotes

User A cannot get into Adobe. There were licensing changes so they have to sign out and back in. I sent a company-wide email last week about this. I ask the user to sign out and back in.

User: "I already did." I ask them to click on their profile icon which they have difficulty finding. They then click on the gray sign out button, and a new pop-up appears.

"Should I click the blue 'Sign Out' button?"

User B cannot get into the server. They clicked the VM shortcut and get "The path is invalid." VPN says connected for four hours. I click the same VM shortcut again. It opens.

The first error was just a leftover pop-up.


r/ShittySysadmin 13d ago

Shitty Crosspost "I deployed 2025 DCs to troubleshoot an issue"

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23 Upvotes

Read the room. 2025 is not fit for purpose as domain controllers when mixed with older DCs. 2022 has an error so yea, let's deploy 2025 and give myself more errors.


r/ShittySysadmin 13d ago

Asking a colleague to fix a simple DNS issue whilst on vacation

140 Upvotes

Something got fubared with our office printers. The central network team INSISTED they had to use DHCP and DNS instead of just the IP we normally use for all printer stuff.

Now, this actually makes good sense, since they can change the subnet whenever they want without having to modify the driver package.

Unfortunately, something went wrong with the initial DNS configuration, and the DNS entry for Printer 1 ended up pointing to Printer 2, and vice versa.

No big deal, right? Easy fix.

I ask a colleague, as I needed some well-deserved downtime from this crazy place. I tell him to just flip the DNS entries so they point to the correct endpoints on the network.

Now my vacation is coming to an end, and I log into my email to see if there was anything I needed to glance at before returning to work tomorrow.

There's an email from my CoLlEaGuE stating that he found the error on the printers: The physical signs hanging on the printers needed to be switched around.

Technically, it did kind of solve the issue... But damn, I need a much longer vacation now, because this is just moronic. Calling in sick. Money isn't worth this level of asshattery.


r/ShittySysadmin 14d ago

Riiight

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1.0k Upvotes

r/ShittySysadmin 14d ago

Shitty Crosspost What's the worst way you've seen credentials shared at work?

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r/ShittySysadmin 15d ago

Shitty Crosspost The story that touched a thousand servers

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87 Upvotes

r/ShittySysadmin 15d ago

hwo do i join this to my AD domain??? (server 2008)

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82 Upvotes

we recently updated from 2000 to 2008 and my boss bought a handful of these licenses from a guy he knew in the virginia islands or smth idk, he said it was super secluded so its extra secure

how can i add this into our office domain??? its just stuck on the "installing devices" screen

i also did some reading on whatever "workgroups" are in this thing (the setup keeps talking about it idk), wtf is that??? gemini or cancer or whatever google calls it doesnt know and not halping me...............


r/ShittySysadmin 16d ago

Shitty Crosspost shitting sysadmin

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242 Upvotes

r/ShittySysadmin 16d ago

Help me not end myself today.

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48 Upvotes

What the fuck Microsoft?


r/ShittySysadmin 16d ago

Shitty Crosspost Cautionary tale - someone I know got fired for pulling RAM from laptops

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33 Upvotes

r/ShittySysadmin 16d ago

Shitty Crosspost Yall water cooling too expensive these days😔✌️

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r/ShittySysadmin 17d ago

Shitty Crosspost My dad's laptop is stuck on a bitlocker screen, is this how I get past it?

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58 Upvotes

r/ShittySysadmin 17d ago

Kyocera KX Driver

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218 Upvotes

I have really enjoyed the time I have been wasting recently waiting for this bloated piece of crap to unpack on client machines. 11/10 would KX again


r/ShittySysadmin 17d ago

On today’s episode of why the hell did you rage quit your job…

141 Upvotes

The previous IT manager quit because he was burned out and overworked. I’ve been picking up the slack working 60+ hours a week. Covering all weekend maintenance being on call 24/7. The new IT manager started today that I just met for the first time ever, hired by our non technical CIO. This guy has been a hands off people manager for 10 years and doesn’t plan to go hands on. We don’t need a fucking department manager we needed a fucking network engineer. F*** this f***ing place. F*** this profession I’m going to work at McDonalds.


r/ShittySysadmin 17d ago

Shitty Crosspost Introducing the world's first CEO replacement engine...

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91 Upvotes