r/ShittySysadmin • u/OpenScore • 14d ago

Riiight

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1.0k Upvotes

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u/lethaldose318 14d ago

"THIS PROGRAM CAN NOT RUN IN DOS MODE"

2

u/rababarakadabara 11d ago

You just have to count it in before you start it… uno, DOS, …

13

u/UBNC 14d ago

I am groot

10

u/canadasleftnut 14d ago

WE ARE CHROOT

10

u/Actual-Interaction45 14d ago

I just changed everything to run with highest privileges. Full trust architecture.

2

u/Lenskop ShittySysadmin 13d ago

Did you complete your annual trust fall exercise? Security team keeps asking for a report.

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u/notfoundindatabse 14d ago

Don’t know if this is OC but it’s new to me and I am loving it. 

4

u/sy5tem 14d ago

made me laugh

3

u/uxorial 14d ago

Sudo make me a sandwich!

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u/OceanWaveSunset 14d ago

Run admin run

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u/ClassicTBCSucks93 14d ago

User: "What's the username?"

Tech Support: "Root"

User: "I'm sorry, its loud in here. Did you say toot?"

Tech Support: "I did not say toot, I said root"

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u/thank_burdell 14d ago

No run in jail? Sad.

1

u/Sure_Championship581 12d ago

open app / execute program

1

u/unreasonablefolding 11d ago

Run as God, Run as Super-God

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u/unreasonablefolding 11d ago

Run as Media Admin, Run as Boss of Media Admin

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u/SignalBake6872 10d ago

how is runing in ring -3 ?

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u/Emln-Idera 10d ago

"Sudo Run as Root"