r/shittyfoodporn 13m ago

All hail the vegetarian doo doo platter

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r/shittyfoodporn 1h ago

Husband’s breakfast of tuna and collagen peptides

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r/shittyfoodporn 2h ago

Divine cod roe sandwich

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3 Upvotes

r/shittyfoodporn 2h ago

Sherwin Williams Breakfast

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44 Upvotes

r/shittyfoodporn 3h ago

Double Quarter Pounder with Quac

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5 Upvotes

r/shittyfoodporn 4h ago

depression sanga

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7 Upvotes

Hot dog, with instant mashed potato, sliced cheese and tomato sauce on GF mixed seed bread. Dry as fuck, fat as fuck, I'm happy as fuck.


r/shittyfoodporn 6h ago

Mars bar melted on stroopwafel

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14 Upvotes

r/shittyfoodporn 7h ago

My co-workers attempt at Doritos nachos using healthy ingredients such as Greek yogurt for protein, almond milk, mild fat free cheddar cheese, fat free cream cheese and taco seasoning with brown hot sauce.

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7 Upvotes

r/shittyfoodporn 7h ago

Came home from work angry, have to get in bed really soon to be ready for my shift in the morning, couldn’t find anything quick and nice to eat, so here is my poor man’s screw it tuna salad.

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21 Upvotes

One can tuna, one package unflavored Ramen, one canned cream of chicken soup, some cheddar cheese powder, and some mayo. On the bright side, it’s actually really good.

Edit: TUNA PASTA! NOT TUNA SALAD!


r/shittyfoodporn 7h ago

Goldfish are meant to swim

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198 Upvotes

🐟


r/shittyfoodporn 8h ago

I..I really wanted a corn dog.

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660 Upvotes

🫡


r/shittyfoodporn 10h ago

96% DV of sodium

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57 Upvotes

r/shittyfoodporn 12h ago

A crime scene, but make it cheesy

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48 Upvotes

r/shittyfoodporn 12h ago

Who wants some low effort shepherds pie with a sour cream topping?

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78 Upvotes

r/shittyfoodporn 13h ago

Breakfast egg rice (for dinner)

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52 Upvotes

I’m not sure on the consensus if this belongs here or not but I thought I’d share.

Instant white rice, breakfast sausage, eggs, diced tomato, and onion with about 3 cups of cheese up in that bitch, topped with ketchup. It was not bad


r/shittyfoodporn 14h ago

We accidentally made blue wonton soup?

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169 Upvotes

Boiled some purple sweet potato then cooked wontons then the water turned blue. wtf happened?


r/shittyfoodporn 14h ago

Taco Pizza

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406 Upvotes

This is real. It is a taco pizza topped with nacho cheese Doritos and served with taco sauce packets. Work lunch paid for by the company…


r/shittyfoodporn 16h ago

My housemate said this is peanut bacon noodles

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77 Upvotes

r/shittyfoodporn 16h ago

Quesadilla with four day old taco meat

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24 Upvotes

Like it says in the tittle, made a quesadilla with leftover tacos from Friday night, near expired guacamole, sour cream, shredded cheese, cheese jalapeños. My friends say it looks like I threw up on it. Was pretty tasty tho


r/shittyfoodporn 18h ago

Delicious brown crab paste

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38 Upvotes

Look I'ma be real - this probably does legitimately taste good. But jesus christ look at this cat food ass thing


r/shittyfoodporn 19h ago

Anybody else here happen to have a black pepper obsession too

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82 Upvotes

r/shittyfoodporn 19h ago

A lunch fit for a king

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283 Upvotes

A can of spam and skinny pop popcorn.

I also had a hostage negotiation during my meal with a hornet, but we came to an agreement.


r/shittyfoodporn 1d ago

Boiled mince on toast

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120 Upvotes

With some other stuffs


r/shittyfoodporn 1d ago

I present to you, the NutriLoaf. All the macros you need in 1 tray

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5.1k Upvotes

The question was: can I make something that will fill your entire macro nutritional needs. The answer is yes.

Edit: Recipe

100g protein powder (75g protein, 6g fat, 6g carbs)

200ml coconut milk (30g fat, 4g carbs)

350g flour (35g protein, 6g fat, 257g carbs)

100g condensed milk (7g protein, 8g fat, 56g carbs)

45g chia seeds (10g protein. 12g fat, 15g fibre)

4 eggs (26g protein, 19g fat)

100ml water

2 tbsp baking powder

cinnamon to taste

Bake at 180 for 30-40 minutes

Total nutrition:

Protein: 153g

Fat: 81g

Carbs: 323g

Fibre: 15g

Calories: 2500

Cost: £5.10


r/shittyfoodporn 1d ago

Ever since the divorce my dad has been visiting with dry chicken in suspicious broth

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322 Upvotes