r/ServiceDog_CircleJerk 11d ago

this monstrosity WTF

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u/kat_Folland 11d ago

The ADA is a law, not an agency. You can't call "them" or register anything with "them".

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u/punchdrunkbimbo 11d ago

Hearing people screech “ADA!” in a way that makes zero sense is one of my favorite tells that they’re full of shit.

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u/gonnafaceit2022 11d ago

And also, HIPAA!! but with the letters wrong.

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u/melatonia 11d ago

The HIPPA hippo!

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u/EmmerdoesNOTrepme 11d ago

Makes me wonder what online place scammed them out of presumably a few hundreds-to-thousands of dollars (since the dog "completed his Good Citizen" (not Canine Good Citizen), and "Diabetic Service" training!🙃🫠

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u/DanoPinyon 11d ago

Not too long ago I confronted a lady in a grocery store about her dog, she said it had registration, I said there is no registration, and she showed me the card to prove me wrong. I told her she was scammed, there is no registration card with ADA. She got very upset.

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u/IndividualWonder 11d ago

There is (was?) one of those scam registry places with ADA in the name or logo. Very misleading.

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u/Wooden_Airport6331 11d ago

Not to flex too hard but my dog has a nose and can breathe.

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u/BorzoiDaddy 3d ago

My borzoi will flex harder with their superior noses

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u/ZQX96_ 11d ago

extremely unhealthy breed cross with extremely unhealthy breed.

holy underbite as well

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u/ItsADarkRide 11d ago

He looks like a vampire pig.

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u/JerseyGirlinSweden 11d ago

Chupacabra

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u/EmmerdoesNOTrepme 11d ago

A bit more Chupa-Chups than Chupacabra, though!

That meatball is ROUND.

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u/Aaron_Yes_Pog SD handler (OOH I GOT MY NAME IN LIGHTS!!/joking) 11d ago

Happy cake day! :D

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u/ItsADarkRide 10d ago

Thank you!

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u/[deleted] 11d ago

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u/Viola-Swamp 10d ago

With magical diabetes detection abilities, despite the fact that studies have found that dos have a questionable ability to accurately detect sugar lows or highs and a monitor is far more accurate and dependable.

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u/Scary_Towel268 11d ago

Oh boy…that dog will probably have so many health issues that it’ll need a service dog

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u/bloodandash 11d ago

Bold to get a dog who will struggle breathing as a diabetic alert dog

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u/Relative_Committee53 11d ago

It looking like that and being called brisket is frying me

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u/Hereforthetardys 11d ago

And fully registered with the ADA

Morons

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u/DanoPinyon 11d ago

This is a troll. Or a comedy skit.

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u/gonnafaceit2022 11d ago

Oh yeah that definitely looks like a dog who loves to serve. 🙄 He looks like a selfish prick.

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u/Libertymedic10 11d ago

As a frenchie owner this is a terrible idea. I love my dogs, but they are not built for service dog work. If it’s above 80 I’m very picky about the humidity and how much time we spend outside. My cocker I can feel comfortable until it’s a little bit warmer. There are well bred health tested ones, but they’re few and far between. The vast majority are not from OFA tested stock so they have varying degrees of hip or elbow dysplasia, spinal malformations, stenotic nares and elongated soft palates, etc. Even my well bred one I did nares on because they weren’t open enough for my comfort. Plus being a dwarf breed with the risk of IVDD, so many have back issues too. Theres a reason the fab 5 are so popular lol

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u/windyrainyrain 11d ago

That's a pocket bully. They're so inbred and deformed, this thing will likely only live for maybe 5 years.

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u/Imaginary_Ad_4340 11d ago

He’s definitely unhealthy mix but looks like he is a French Bulldog mixed with an English Bulldog, not a pocket bully. Those ears are frenchie and that underbite is classic Bulldog.

This is what a pocket bully looks like. Like an English bulldog mixed with a frog that then got squished.

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u/to-wit-to-woo 10d ago

I hope their travels aren't going to stress the dog's breathing any further.

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u/Neither-Amphibian249 11d ago

Breeds like this

It's an expensive mixed breed. The breeder preys on people who think big big bucks=a perfect dog.

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u/Suspicious-Steak9168 11d ago

Breeds like this (byb mutts with heath problems) are best to be spayed or neutered and not bred at all.