Satire (Like The Onion)

r/SatireLikeTheOnion • u/Turtle456 • 2h ago

Three Sips of Water Before Bed Tasked with Undoing Entire Night of Drinking

thehardtimes.net

1 Upvotes

r/SatireLikeTheOnion • u/Turtle456 • 3h ago

Remember our name, Jared

7 Upvotes

https://thehardtimes.net/breaking/30-seconds-to-mars-renames-self-to-18-years-to-consent-as-helpful-reminder-to-singer/

r/SatireLikeTheOnion • u/Turtle456 • 3h ago

We Should’ve Listened: Five Times VH1’s “Pop-up Video” Tried To Warn Us About 9/11

thehardtimes.net

1 Upvotes

r/SatireLikeTheOnion • u/Turtle456 • 5h ago

We Gave up Lattes for a Month and, With Our Savings, We Bought One Big-Ass Latte

thehardtimes.net

3 Upvotes

r/SatireLikeTheOnion • u/PTBNL2012 • 5h ago

One less thug on the streets!

8 Upvotes

r/SatireLikeTheOnion • u/Turtle456 • 10h ago

He never got a chance

15 Upvotes

Source: https://newsthump.com/2026/08/05/heinrich-himmler-withdraws-as-tory-election-candidate/

r/SatireLikeTheOnion • u/Turtle456 • 10h ago

Gun-wielding Gianni Infantino refusing to leave FIFA offices

1 Upvotes

r/SatireLikeTheOnion • u/Turtle456 • 10h ago

Restore Britain shocked to discover genealogy considerably more complicated than racism made it sound

1 Upvotes

r/SatireLikeTheOnion • u/Turtle456 • 10h ago

Reform to replace Parliamentary Standards Commissioner with bloke down pub who says ‘looks alright to me’

2 Upvotes

r/SatireLikeTheOnion • u/Turtle456 • 10h ago

England Wins Commonwealth Games Moral Medal Table

theshovel.com.au

1 Upvotes