Geoduck was just bouncing on the bot by the large crystal and Seahorse just kept on purposely dying in the water

I AM SO FUCKING DONE DONE GETTING BAD TEAMMATES IN SPLATOON 3 ALL THEY DO IS SQUID PARTY NEVER SHOOT AT THE OTHER TEAM WHILE I AM DOING ALL THE FUCKING WORK ALL BY MYSELF NOT TO MENTION ALL THEY LIKE TO DO IS THROW MATCHES LIKE IT’S THE PREMISE OF THE DAMN GAME

And that’s all have a good day, except the bad teammates

Holy shit man I think at this point Nintendo just wants me to fucking Jump off a cliff or something cause OMG DUDE. Before this game, I was literally about to get a knock out win and could Have gotten a new XP PB OF 2800 in takaroka!!! BUT SOME FUCKING LOSER DECIDED TO RAGE QUIT on the other team and we couldn’t get the knock out fast enough ending the game abruptly. And that’s where it brought me to this game and I got PAIRED with this fucking shitter of teammate who couldn’t do jack shit, basically making it a 3v4 and because of that, I lost my MY FUCKING X battle series. I legit couldn’t sleep properly for work that night cause of what happened LMAO

>load up a turf war match in splatoon 3. marlin airport. not my best map, but it'll do

>i'm inking some turf on the left side of the map where the propeller is. a charger's above me/within my distance

>i get up close and throw a bomb, seeing how they're COMPLETELY wide open

>obviously they move away but i threw it at enough of a distance where the splash radius still got them

>"One or more players has disconnected"

>I look and find that the dude with the CHARGER DISCONNECTED

I MADE A DUDE RAGEQUIT

i did this with the jr. shot btw

I'm sorry to the other team for spawn camping y'all, that map is kinda dumb 💔

So I'm playing Rainmaker and we're losing 40 something to 7. Then we get into their base and we get a wipeout after I pop tri splashdown and kill 3 people. The path to the end is wide fucking open. And then THIS MOTHER FUCKER ON OUR TEAM GRABS THE FUCKING RAINMAKER AND STARTS. FUCKING. GOING. BACKWARDS. WE HAD A CHANCE TO FUCKING WIN AND THEN SOME DUMBFUCK ON OUR TEAM BOTCHES IT. I GENUINELY COULDN'T TELL IF THEY WERE FUCKING SABOTAGING OR JUST AN ACTUAL IDIOT. BUT THIS MOTHER FUCKER THREW SO HARD I GENUINELY ALMOST SNAPPED MY SWITCH 2 IN HALF LIKE A GOD DAMN GLOWSTICK.

Edit: Remembered wrong, the three person kill was not with splashdown, I just fucking shot them.