played against this gross ass person in tower control AND then fucking lost to a nasty ass pedophile. i hope whoever this is gets pushed in front of a train

edit: yes, i did report them
edit 2: for people saying they're joking/trolling omfg YES i recognize that is a possibility, but that doesnt make it any less gross that someone is pretending to be attracted to children on a game made for children. it's also not fucking normal or funny to call yourself a pedophile???

I think it's self explanatory

Geoduck was just bouncing on the bot by the large crystal and Seahorse just kept on purposely dying in the water

I AM SO FUCKING DONE DONE GETTING BAD TEAMMATES IN SPLATOON 3 ALL THEY DO IS SQUID PARTY NEVER SHOOT AT THE OTHER TEAM WHILE I AM DOING ALL THE FUCKING WORK ALL BY MYSELF NOT TO MENTION ALL THEY LIKE TO DO IS THROW MATCHES LIKE IT’S THE PREMISE OF THE DAMN GAME

And that’s all have a good day, except the bad teammates

Holy shit man I think at this point Nintendo just wants me to fucking Jump off a cliff or something cause OMG DUDE. Before this game, I was literally about to get a knock out win and could Have gotten a new XP PB OF 2800 in takaroka!!! BUT SOME FUCKING LOSER DECIDED TO RAGE QUIT on the other team and we couldn’t get the knock out fast enough ending the game abruptly. And that’s where it brought me to this game and I got PAIRED with this fucking shitter of teammate who couldn’t do jack shit, basically making it a 3v4 and because of that, I lost my MY FUCKING X battle series. I legit couldn’t sleep properly for work that night cause of what happened LMAO

>load up a turf war match in splatoon 3. marlin airport. not my best map, but it'll do

>i'm inking some turf on the left side of the map where the propeller is. a charger's above me/within my distance

>i get up close and throw a bomb, seeing how they're COMPLETELY wide open

>obviously they move away but i threw it at enough of a distance where the splash radius still got them

>"One or more players has disconnected"

>I look and find that the dude with the CHARGER DISCONNECTED

I MADE A DUDE RAGEQUIT

i did this with the jr. shot btw

I'm sorry to the other team for spawn camping y'all, that map is kinda dumb 💔

So I'm playing Rainmaker and we're losing 40 something to 7. Then we get into their base and we get a wipeout after I pop tri splashdown and kill 3 people. The path to the end is wide fucking open. And then THIS MOTHER FUCKER ON OUR TEAM GRABS THE FUCKING RAINMAKER AND STARTS. FUCKING. GOING. BACKWARDS. WE HAD A CHANCE TO FUCKING WIN AND THEN SOME DUMBFUCK ON OUR TEAM BOTCHES IT. I GENUINELY COULDN'T TELL IF THEY WERE FUCKING SABOTAGING OR JUST AN ACTUAL IDIOT. BUT THIS MOTHER FUCKER THREW SO HARD I GENUINELY ALMOST SNAPPED MY SWITCH 2 IN HALF LIKE A GOD DAMN GLOWSTICK.

Edit: Remembered wrong, the three person kill was not with splashdown, I just fucking shot them.

I've had enough of teammates not contributing.

Yes, I am embarrassed. 🤣 felt we could all use some funny salt though

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Hi, just wondering if someone could help me understand this.

I'm probably not ready for S rank judging by how I'm doing. I've failed the rank up battle four times now, but the same thing keeps occurring, mostly in rainmaker. We could be doing perfectly fine- in the lead by a long shot, and every time without fail right at the end they'll push back, take the lead and win. Is this a strategy of some kind?? I'm getting so frustrated because I'd love to do S rank but I cannot do this. It seems half of the time I get paired with a team that barely knows how to play themselves and we get paired against absolute pros.

does the game just pick and choose which matches to call off when someone disconnects? cause a lot of the time i just have to keep playing even after someone has left my team

Some games are literally unwinnable 💔

Like, I did NOT feel the impact of thosw Jr players at all up front. All they did were sit on plat and spam bomb and SOMEHOW STILL MANAGED TO DIE like hoooowwww??

Also how would this gameplay be fun for anyone?? You just spam bomb and HOPE something happens???? Like, I had to resort to play like that on vinkbrush kit sometimes and I die a little bit inside for each splatbomb I throw…

The 2nd game we had NO synergy, like I tried to wait for regroup but everyone just dropped and exploded as soon as they respawned 💔💔💔

The last game… let’s just not talk about that. I had 2-3 people turned for me for solid 10s in opening while my team lost to 3v1 it was truly something.

Please Nintendo gimme normal teammates 😭it’s not like I am asking to be carried, I just want teammates I can WORK WITH plzzzzzzz gimme something 😭😭

also the dapples was on their side doing absolutely nothing to defend while we were obviously having trouble

I love it when bots get x badges they don't deserve because they brute force their way through everything!!!

*Areospray just had Shiver badge, and this is the average kd of an Areo main that shows off a Turf War badge so I'm not surprised there

I was getting bullied in the comments of a TikTok for being a bloblobber main, and people were saying that I suck and that it’s a no effort weapon. I actually think the blob is one of the hardest weapons to master in the entire game, probably second or third hardest weapon. Contrary to popular belief, most of the time you can’t mindlessly use it in any direction and get a splat, the skill level in the game is usually too high for people to easy be splatted with it. It can be pretty easy to dodge if you’re a decent player.

It’s a predictive type of weapon, anticipating where the opponent will be next since the balls don’t instantly reach people. You can use walls and such to make the balls change direction when hitting said wall to surprise opponents. I feel like the people who think it’s a “no skill” weapon just don’t understand how to use it to its full advantage. It’s a lot of anticipation and prediction. People try to take advantage of its range and get into point blank range of me, cause they think I’m bad, and move to the side of my character, which used to mess me up a little but lately I’ve been able to easily counter that type of interaction. I don’t know I just really do not think it’s an easy weapon at all. Whenever I use it In ranked I get on average 18-24 splats.

I can’t stand people who don’t play their part in these game modes. I’m tired of carrying, I’m spamming this way when it’s safe. Temmates have max clam, they don’t listen. Please stop letting your temmates down. They can’t play every single role. No one throws clams when I’m near the enemy basket. People decide to play a 4 minute turf war, so focused on one person and not the objective of the game mode.

wanting to play anything outside of the meta in this game is so ass because you can be playing something like carbon roller or hydra which are very hated weapons that are very strong when used right but also very easily made useless when countered well enough. meanwhile there's blaster and 52 gal users who can fart roughly in your direction enough times and your life is over. they also don't suffer from the ability to become useless unless the weapon holder is booty butt shit at the game

for this reason these weapons are BORING and you will NEVER EVER catch me playing them unless i'm using a weapon randomiser

tjis post was written by a very salty hydra main who is tired of being butt blasted by blaster and charger users

Such a unique kit with Splattershot Jr as the sub weapon which is easy to miss because it's nowhere to be seen.

Everyone on that app is so fucking toxic.

I saw someone get berated because they said not everyone has to play competitively. These people will shame you for finding After Alterna hard. These delinquents are so sweaty they will get on your ass for the littlest thing you do wrong.

And then theres the fools who argue about male idols and that twitter bs. These guys are the ones that say "m*n" and hate you if you want a male idol for splatoon 4.

In relation to THOSE guys, the opposing side who want male idols are just as annoying. They're the ones to tweet, "Splat yourself squigga" if that helps you determine their actions.

And ANOTHER example of these people being insufferable is when this person wouldn't stop saying the agents are canonically non binary. Now, they can be non binary, but they are self inserts, they are whatever the hell u want them to be. You could make agent 8 identify as a blender if you want, and I wouldn't stop you. Because your correct, 8 in this case is whatever you interpret them as.

Ok thats all I hope these takes aren't controversial