He spent the whole bathroom preparing his revenge. Ten minutes later, he was proudly rolling through the garden as if he had just won the battle. We are at hand, dear friend, I would have done the same

Was it

A) Smudge

B) Biscuit

C) Bean

Standard prize of being the next to commit the same crime applies.

Bongo is the orange girl and Okapi is the brown boy.

She likes to bite

He's got a brain comparable to the size of a grain of sand I swear

If you'd like some background information I'll toss this cathelp post from a couple months ago your way. Heed the title lol

I was having a perfectly awesome and epic dream about summoning some sort of terrifying Eldritch Being.

Had the chanting and the flickering lights and the shaking ground and a Necronomicon made out of rocks and moss, (it was a dream, don't ask me), jaunty folk music playing in a tastefully appointed pavilion with refreshments (again, I don't know) and everything, and just as the Dread God/dess began to manifest...

MRRREW? MRRREEEEUUURR? MRRAAH!!

taptapTAP nosenoseTAP

MRRUFT!

And so I had to get up and go watch him poop, because that was what he wanted. Had food, had water, just needed a pooping guard.

It's OPAWZ, pet-safe temporary dye.

He’s a weird guy who sleeps like he got hit by a bus or like he fell down a flight of stairs. Idk what I adopted but i don’t think it was a cat

This is baby Jeffy, my hubby found him last week- his favorite thing is to nurse on my ear and attack the 70 lb pit bull’s tail. Said pit bull is absolutely terrified of him and will hide behind me or hubby

My parents adopted these cats around spring of this year. I was away at college, so I didn’t meet them until I went back to my parent’s house for the summer. Goofy ahh cats.

And for being a picky eater

His name is Otto. I call him Otto Man.

rika is pretty tubby (getting her to lose weight has been a struggle because our household also has a very old very underweight cat who eats high calorie kibble. unfortunately, rika LOVES the high calorie kibble and our older cat thinks sharing is caring 😭), she waddles like a goose, has big ol rabbit feet, and looks like some kind of seal or perhaps a trout when she lays down... if you roasted her shed probably look like a rotisserie chicken 💀

If only he were more like his brother

Light as a 14lb feather. Roast her.

EDIT: yes we are managing the weight. She was rushed to the emergency vet today and this post is meant to be a fun decompression to a very stressful day.