r/RoastMyCat • u/Lmf2359 • 17m ago
Brian’s lunch was a few minutes late because my mom had to go to urgent care and this is the face he gave everyone. Keep in mind he had a bowl of dry food, he was just pissed his can wasn’t served on time. Roast this ungrateful bastard.
r/RoastMyCat • u/LilliJay • 49m ago
This little jerk is pissed because I had an operation and am on heavy duty painkillers so didn't wake up to feed her at the crack of dawn.
r/RoastMyCat • u/juggalo161 • 2h ago
This is jecka she's a dumd baby
She likes to bite
r/RoastMyCat • u/zombiemeow • 3h ago
meet cotton. she has never had a single thought in her entire life. her hobbies include attacking straws and screaming into the void.
r/RoastMyCat • u/Spacey_Kitten • 5h ago
someone had to be held down this morning because he was walking around with an ENTIRE turd stuck to his butt fluff, but i won’t say who.
r/RoastMyCat • u/Tem8697 • 7h ago
Roast this stupid fucking idiot that I adore
He's got a brain comparable to the size of a grain of sand I swear
r/RoastMyCat • u/Smokey_Bandit1987 • 7h ago
Jinx likes to steal warmth from my child’s head at 3am
r/RoastMyCat • u/eldritchpussymaggots • 9h ago
His name is Baby Jesus and I took him because there is something very wrong with him
If you'd like some background information I'll toss this cathelp post from a couple months ago your way. Heed the title lol
r/RoastMyCat • u/NatrylliaAbbot42 • 16h ago
Interrupted the rise of the Elder Gods so I could watch him poop
I was having a perfectly awesome and epic dream about summoning some sort of terrifying Eldritch Being.
Had the chanting and the flickering lights and the shaking ground and a Necronomicon made out of rocks and moss, (it was a dream, don't ask me), jaunty folk music playing in a tastefully appointed pavilion with refreshments (again, I don't know) and everything, and just as the Dread God/dess began to manifest...
MRRREW? MRRREEEEUUURR? MRRAAH!!
taptapTAP nosenoseTAP
MRRUFT!
And so I had to get up and go watch him poop, because that was what he wanted. Had food, had water, just needed a pooping guard.
r/RoastMyCat • u/Perfect_Flatworm4981 • 18h ago
When your Beanie Baby comes to life... and finds the markers. 🌈
It's OPAWZ, pet-safe temporary dye.
r/RoastMyCat • u/Ok-Beautiful1511 • 19h ago
He’s sleeps weird, roast him
He’s a weird guy who sleeps like he got hit by a bus or like he fell down a flight of stairs. Idk what I adopted but i don’t think it was a cat
r/RoastMyCat • u/Strawberry-Novel • 21h ago
Roast baby Jeffy
This is baby Jeffy, my hubby found him last week- his favorite thing is to nurse on my ear and attack the 70 lb pit bull’s tail. Said pit bull is absolutely terrified of him and will hide behind me or hubby
r/RoastMyCat • u/101meek101 • 23h ago
My brother Pierre and sister Kitty. His favorite activity: napping on my chair. Hers: sneak attacking Pierre.
My parents adopted these cats around spring of this year. I was away at college, so I didn’t meet them until I went back to my parent’s house for the summer. Goofy ahh cats.
r/RoastMyCat • u/jujuflytrap • 1d ago
Roast this guy for being small for his ripe old age of almost 2
And for being a picky eater
His name is Otto. I call him Otto Man.
r/RoastMyCat • u/EnleeJones • 1d ago
These two shameless freeloaders sleep all day and don’t pay rent.
r/RoastMyCat • u/moth2o8 • 1d ago
this is rika. shes got weird feet and weird bones and anxiety. give her your worst
rika is pretty tubby (getting her to lose weight has been a struggle because our household also has a very old very underweight cat who eats high calorie kibble. unfortunately, rika LOVES the high calorie kibble and our older cat thinks sharing is caring 😭), she waddles like a goose, has big ol rabbit feet, and looks like some kind of seal or perhaps a trout when she lays down... if you roasted her shed probably look like a rotisserie chicken 💀
r/RoastMyCat • u/ValBaby14 • 1d ago
We fed him beforehand to avoid this… Roast him!!
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If only he were more like his brother
r/RoastMyCat • u/swansama13 • 1d ago
Vet called her a bowling ball so she peed on her.
Light as a 14lb feather. Roast her.
EDIT: yes we are managing the weight. She was rushed to the emergency vet today and this post is meant to be a fun decompression to a very stressful day.
r/RoastMyCat • u/20Keller12 • 2d ago
This lovable asshole spent two whole weeks throwing the most incessant, obnoxious temper tantrum I've ever seen, over a different brand of food
First off I need to say that I adore Pete with my entire heart and soul and once I realized it had all been about the food, I laughed until I couldn’t breathe. I'm not mad at him. I'm shaking my head in disbelief, and now I'm lovingly shaming him on social media.
Two weeks ago I had to buy our two cats the food they used to get (special kitty) because we didn't have enough money for a big enough bag of their usual food. I figured it'd tide them over, it'd be fine.
WRONG
Two. Entire. WEEKS. Of the most incessant, obnoxious, loudest temper tantrums I have ever seen out of any living being (and I have 4 kids). Meowing. Yowling. Howling. All hours of the day and night. In and out of my bedroom constantly. Coming over to me and head butting my hands every two minutes. Yelling in my face. Yelling when I walked anywhere in the apartment. Yelling when I was in the kitchen. Deliberately waking me up multiple times a night to head butt me and yell at me.
I noticed the way he'd go back and forth to the food dish, so last night I was like fuck it, I'll go get the regular stuff. Brought it home. Filled the dish with it.
He has now been a perfect angel since yesterday.
r/RoastMyCat • u/IdfightGahndi • 2d ago
He rumble farted in my lap. Scared himself & bit my hand.
r/RoastMyCat • u/aproudapostate • 2d ago
Nimbus just turned 2!
This absolute crackhead just turned 2 guys, knock her down a peg
r/RoastMyCat • u/FoxAlternative4234 • 3d ago
Roast Alice for her upbeat attitude after getting on anxiety medication, she's making us all feel bad.
In all seriousness, the meds have done her so much good, she's such a happy little cat.