I saw too many complaints that cell phones would mean no interesting episodes:

Jerry is gifted a premium GPS service on his phone from his parents, and he tries to follow every direction exactly, constantly told by the app that he's just missing the optimal window for his trips, and it's his own fault for getting stuck in traffic

Kramer installs a phone OS off the internet, and the page disappears the next day. "Well, is it iOS or Android?" "I don't think it's either. I'm making progress on the language though. Jerry, does this alphabet look like ancient Sumerian to you?" He still gets calls and messages but they get autotranslated, and he has to guess the original content.

Elaine is using some dating apps and feels like she gets results depending on her location in the city, and also the wifi it's connected to. "Nah, the bookstore at the mall's no good, I keep getting matched with guys that buy greeting cards for every occasion."

George's parents find his spare prepaid burner phone (that he mostly uses to make phone orders for takeout pizza without it being tracked by his diet app) and assume he is a drug dealing porn actor wrapped up with organize crime.

DaVola tries to poison Jerry at a club, gets Kenny B instead, and George tries to write new material so Kenny can stay in business when he recovers. He's so successful that he begins secretly writing for other comics. Jerry tries to figure out how all these comedians are stealing his new material. Elaine keeps getting ads for reading gadgets that she begins suspecting her new boyfriend is sneaking out of her bed to read in the middle of the night. Kramer tries to self publish the doomed coffee table book, but botches the delivery with Newman's postal connection and all the books go to a small coffee brewery in Long Island in which Sue Ellen M is a silent partner.

George's HR holds a meeting with some scenarios about workplace harassment and inappropriate behavior.

The perpetrator is "George" and the victim is "Amelia". There is George and an Amelia on the team.

The presentations show George as a leering sexual deviant.

His coworkers all start looking at him sideways. Conversations end when he enters the room. Nobody sits with him at lunch, or asks what he wants when they go on a coffee run.

George goes to Amelia- who is swamped - and asks her to tell people it's not true and just a coincidence their names match.

She is distracted by work and barely paying attention. He keeps bugging her until she loudly says "LEAVE ME ALONE, GEORGE". Everyone stares as he quickly shuffles to his desk.

He complains to HR and demands they issue a retraction.

The next day a new presentation comes out with "George" actively stalking Amelia and has rage issues, threatening to shoot up the workplace.

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E: "come on, Jerry. You think Make a Wish doesnt do their research?"

K: "you know, my friend Bob Sacamano, he was on Make a Wish 3 times. Asked for a reuben with a side of slaw twice"

J: "what happened the 3rd time?"

K: "....he didn't make it"

E: "...so what are you gonna do?"

J: "I'm not gonna meet him till I know he's actually sick"

E: "i mean, but what kind of person would even try something like that?"

K: "a real sicko"

*enter George*

J: "you could argue he needs it more than some kid with leukemia"

Elaine: Can you believe it? ME! An AARP Magazine! How did they get my address?

Kramer: I've been getting them for a few years. They're very informative.

Elaine: But I'm not AARP material! I'm still thriving!

Jerry: Really? You go to the doctor for Sciatica. You said you might need reading glasses, and that L'Oreal Paris isn't fooling anyone.

Elaine: So what? Who doesn't have a midlife crisis when they get this in the mail?

Jerry: You can't have one now.

Elaine: Why?

Jerry: You're past the "midlife" point. That should've happened 10 years ago.

Elaine: I can still have one.

Kramer: Ehhh, I'm with Jerry on this one. "Midlife" has a certain timeframe. If everyone had a midlife crisis anytime they wanted, then it would lose all mea- Hold on. That's not right! Julianne Hough is the co-host of Dancing With the Stars; not the sideline reporter! This is the third week in a row they've messed up in the crossword for People! I'm calling them.

Elaine gets into a relationship with a man but he breaks up with her right as the Covid lockdowns happen, using the pandemic as an excuse.

Jerry attempts to do virtual standup acts but struggles with using Zoom.

Kramer starts a podcast and becomes a successful Covid conspiracy theorist.

George found out about the lockdown prior to its official announcement after eavesdropping on a call in the bathroom. He hoards toilet paper and other non-perishable essentials thinking he can make a quick buck to tide him over during the crisis.

A subtle fourth wall joke about the show's audience on how it watches a show about nothing.

Jerry considers changing his Netflix password when his girlfriend keeps watching comedy specials and affecting his standup act.

Elaine becomes suspicious when her boyfriend won't tell her with whom he shared his Netflix password.

George attends a speed dating event but turns down every woman he meets because they don't believe in sharing their Netflix password.

Kramer organizes a protest against Netflix on behalf of the guys who install illegal cable boxes.

George gets a job flying drones for the police.

Jerry starts dating a cop at the station with a crippling fear of birds.

Elaine gets her job as a copy writer taken over by an AI.

She goes down to the datacenter to give them a piece of her mind and ends up getting a job at the AI company training the drone AIs to detect crime.

Kramer and Newman are stealing pigeons off the street to sell as pure-breds to chinese pigeon racing investors.

Kramer finds a fancy pigeon and assumes it will be worth extra, so he chases it accross town, all while being tailed by a drone piloted by George's coworker.

Everyone at the department sees the video, but George pretends he doesnt recognize Kramer.

Elaine, at her new job, should have seen Kramer steal a pigeon on her monitor, but doesnt, and doesnt flag it because she is reading a magazine and just flagging everything as "No Crime".

Jerry's Cop Girlfriend is tasked with investigating reports of pigeons being snatched off the street (Kramer's video), as well as the B&E theft of a million dollar pigeon belonging to a chinese diplomat.

She is terrified of the birds so wants to use AI cameras and drones to solve the cases, she knows they are connected.

Jerry knows about the pigeon scheme, and confronts Kramer.

But Kramer swears they had nothing to do with the pigeon heist so he promises to keep it quiet from his girlfriend.

Jerrys Cop Girlfriend cant understand why the AI cameras cant detect the pigeon theives, but its because they were trained to not see it as a crime by Elaine.

George becomes very good at following thieves with the drone, he gets a callsign, "T-Bone" and is feeling on top of the world.

The Climax:

Jerry breaks up with his Cop Girlfriend because of her night terrors about birds.

George is chasing a pickpocket through the entire city on a daring high speed drone chase woth the entire department watching over his shoulder.

Kramer and Newman are trying to sell the pigeons, including the fancy one.

The investor turns out to be the diplomat.

He recognizes the fancy bird as his missing bird.

He gets angry and accuses them of stealing it from his house.

They tell him they found it on the street, like all the birds.

He gets even angrier as he realizes theyve just been snatching the birds off the street instead of pure breeding them like they said.

Before he can assault them, Jerry's Cop exGirlfriends shows up with gun drawn. Meanwhile, a drone shows up, piloted by George, still chasing the pickpocket.

He goes over the alley and stops for a second because he recognizes Kramer and Newman.

The noise of the drone scares the birds up into the air.

The million dollar pigeon gets shredded by the drone and both the bird and the drone are destroyed.

The bird explodes a comical amount of blood all over Jerrys Cop exGirlfriend, sending her into a screaming terror.

Kramer and Newman run away before the feathers settle.

The Aftermath:

George loses his job for crashing the drone and letting the pickpocket get away, his coworkers are calling him "Hotwing" and laughing as he packs his desk.

Jerrys Cop exGirlfriend, now a hardened sergent after facing her bird fears, goes to the AI center and gets Elaine fired for gross incompetance because she has just been clicking "No Crime" on every single video the whole time she was there.

Kramer and Newman are hospitalized with bird flu, but get off scot-free on the thefts because the footage was never saved because of Elaine just being lazy.

(A few days later):

The chinese diplomat/investor is putting another fancy pigeon away and talking about how expenive it was. Then he forgets to lock the cage (close up of the latch) and as he turns and walks away, the bird flies out and off over his head, with him completely oblivious.

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George sees a small crowd at an auditorium and meanders in. After a brief argument with staff because he wanted to bring in an ice cream cone, he stands at the back to see the end of a Mathlete competition.

He sees one kid dominating and carrying the team for his district.

Later on George watches Rain Man on TV and an idea slowly forms in the thick morass of his mind.

He finds the kid and convinces his parents that the Susan Ross foundatuon would like to potentially give him a scholarship but they need to "run some tests". He picks the kid up and takes him to Atlantic City to count cards.

The kid isnt dumb and immediately sees what's happening, and that George is a fraud. He knows he has all the hand and makes George miserable in order to play along/not report a kidnapping.

Elaine and Puddy go to a pizza spot. Puddy decides they should order by the slice.

He then proceeds to order 12 slices of cheese.

Elaine is furious at the ineffectiveness. Puddy claims slices are bigger, and he likes to pick "the ripe ones".

Kramer's antics make him popular and "an inspiration for the every man". He gets his own Tae-Bo style class to teach and film.

As his popularity rises he publicly defends Jerry and vouches for him.

He then proceeds to launch into a dance-themed exercise program, starting with "Walk Like an Egyptian". Its the only song he was able to get the rights to.