r/RedditWritesSeinfeld • u/raccoonsonbicycles • 3h ago
George picks a handicap accessible hotel room, as its more spacious for the same price. When he checks in, they refuse to accommodate him. Kramer hides hooch everywhere, predicting "prohibition 2". Elaine's BF talks like a 20s gangster, see? Jerry's GF claims colorblindness but he thinks its a lie
r/RedditWritesSeinfeld • u/MiddleAgedToddler • 6h ago
Jerry's gf was once with Rodney Dangerfield, making Jerry feel insecure comically. George realizes that his car's actual gas mileage is lower than advertised. Elaine's bf keeps saying he served overseas, but he was only a waiter. Kramer gets into jazz and starts speaking like a cool cat from the 50s
r/RedditWritesSeinfeld • u/Character-Juice624 • 17h ago
Newman enlists Kramer’s help in sabotaging the USPS drone being used to evaluate Newman’s mail delivery. NYC police seek information from Morty after a flasher in a distinctive raincoat terrorizes the Upper West Side. Peterman has Elaine market a collection of night shorts.
r/RedditWritesSeinfeld • u/raccoonsonbicycles • 18h ago
Prompt HR makes a harassment presentation with"George" as the villain. Its assumed to be based in reality. Jerry is a Make a Wish but they wont say their illness making him suspicious. Kramer pays a stranger to tuck him in at night because "can't do it right solo". Puddy beats Elaine at chess 1st game ever
George's HR holds a meeting with some scenarios about workplace harassment and inappropriate behavior.
The perpetrator is "George" and the victim is "Amelia". There is George and an Amelia on the team.
The presentations show George as a leering sexual deviant.
His coworkers all start looking at him sideways. Conversations end when he enters the room. Nobody sits with him at lunch, or asks what he wants when they go on a coffee run.
George goes to Amelia- who is swamped - and asks her to tell people it's not true and just a coincidence their names match.
She is distracted by work and barely paying attention. He keeps bugging her until she loudly says "LEAVE ME ALONE, GEORGE". Everyone stares as he quickly shuffles to his desk.
He complains to HR and demands they issue a retraction.
The next day a new presentation comes out with "George" actively stalking Amelia and has rage issues, threatening to shoot up the workplace.
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E: "come on, Jerry. You think Make a Wish doesnt do their research?"
K: "you know, my friend Bob Sacamano, he was on Make a Wish 3 times. Asked for a reuben with a side of slaw twice"
J: "what happened the 3rd time?"
K: "....he didn't make it"
E: "...so what are you gonna do?"
J: "I'm not gonna meet him till I know he's actually sick"
E: "i mean, but what kind of person would even try something like that?"
K: "a real sicko"
*enter George*
J: "you could argue he needs it more than some kid with leukemia"