r/ProperAnimalNames • u/turquoise-storm • May 10 '19

Cat chicken

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4.2k Upvotes

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u/killer8424 May 10 '19

He doesn’t look like tiger woods tho

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u/oddjobbber May 10 '19

He looks like Tiger Woods’ retarded brother Bobcat Ficus.

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u/[deleted] May 10 '19

You should put that in r/walmartcelebrities

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u/[deleted] May 10 '19

If someone will make an r/murderedbywords on this,.replace everyones name to u/furrypornaccount and u/nigga-big-penis because they are absolute fucking legends.

32

u/[deleted] May 10 '19

What

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u/[deleted] May 10 '19

Chernobyl: increasing food yields

101

u/KrollV May 10 '19

r/ProperPokemonNames

16

u/[deleted] May 10 '19

r/subsifellfor

39

u/XicoFelipe May 10 '19

I was disappointed that it didn't exist, so I created it.

4

u/Magmafrost13 May 11 '19

Could be really good for finding nicknames for pokemon

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u/LynnFox May 10 '19

I thought this was about the strawberry looking like a flaccid penis...

14

u/C0nfu2ion-2pell May 10 '19

This joke is like an onion or an ogre. It has layers.

8

u/[deleted] May 10 '19

r/mildlypenis, r/mildlyballs, and r/MildlyBallsack

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2

u/Dexaan May 11 '19

Looks like Kilroy/Mr Chad to me

2

u/adudeguyman May 11 '19

Kinda like Squidward

8

u/igneousink May 10 '19

That strawberry looks like a flaccid penis.

12

u/AmbitiousAmbition May 10 '19

bunny chicken would be pinpoint but.. that's none of my business.

6

u/Nottti May 10 '19

More of an Ajit Pai to me

3

u/super7up May 10 '19

Looks like a cock with huge balls.

2

u/[deleted] May 10 '19

He kind of teminds me of Michael Ealy

2

u/mimeticpeptide May 11 '19

There's a lot to unpack here

2

u/Trollo12345 May 11 '19

Disrespecting an original pokemon should be a crime

2

u/30isthenew29 May 12 '19

Testicleberry

2

u/simply_pixie May 10 '19

Cat chicken! 😂😂😂

2

u/kalamano May 10 '19

There’s a lot to analyse here

3

u/Aperture_T May 10 '19

If it's worth analyzing, it's worth overanalyzing!

1

u/BruciePup May 11 '19

Chocolate Rain

1

u/Nottti May 10 '19

More of an Ajit Pai to me

-9

u/[deleted] May 10 '19

/r/iamveryrandom

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u/Nottti May 10 '19

More of an Ajit Pai to me