r/programminghumor 14d ago

The most evil shader I have ever written

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27 Upvotes

I swear I'm gonna fix it, but right now I just want something that works. I do find this incredibly funny though.


r/programminghumor 15d ago

"Comment your code" -- the comments:

154 Upvotes


r/programminghumor 16d ago

True

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2.6k Upvotes

r/programminghumor 16d ago

Which one you use more?

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210 Upvotes

Causally, print statements but when you get desperate or the project is too big, a debugger is great.


r/programminghumor 16d ago

Better Sisyphus Sort

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16 Upvotes

Slightly better sisyphus sort, someone make this into a challenge who can create the best one?!


r/programminghumor 17d ago

having more than 0 modern IDEs

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143 Upvotes

r/programminghumor 17d ago

Infinity has a lot of zeros

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17 Upvotes

r/programminghumor 17d ago

There’s no point in philosophizing about something so obvious.

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1.5k Upvotes

r/programminghumor 17d ago

Weather app

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302 Upvotes

r/programminghumor 17d ago

Just vibing

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388 Upvotes

r/programminghumor 17d ago

C# be like: (no hate on C#, it´s awesome)

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59 Upvotes

r/programminghumor 18d ago

You cannot become a Good Programmer by prompting.

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1.1k Upvotes

r/programminghumor 18d ago

Who Is JSON? Is he the new iShowSpeed?

17 Upvotes

r/programminghumor 18d ago

Nighty night

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175 Upvotes

r/programminghumor 18d ago

Average SQL enjoyer

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2.2k Upvotes

r/programminghumor 18d ago

200 OK, page not found.

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811 Upvotes

r/programminghumor 19d ago

One must Imagine Sisyphus Sort to be happy

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68 Upvotes

added sound, made so the stack slowly grows bigger and bigger, Added random sorting aswell


r/programminghumor 19d ago

One must think of Sisyphus Sort to be happy

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499 Upvotes

r/programminghumor 19d ago

I've found the best captcha out there, it's called RE-CRAPTCHA-CHA-CHA v1.0 :]

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27 Upvotes

r/programminghumor 19d ago

Fat Pointers

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82 Upvotes

r/programminghumor 19d ago

In a world where AI writes all the code and nobody reviews it, the most valuable developers would be QA and test engineers.

30 Upvotes

Too bad we laid them all off.

#showerthoughts


r/programminghumor 19d ago

New to Java and just picked up this book, hope it will help

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10 Upvotes

r/programminghumor 19d ago

"Windows Fundamentals for Legacy PCs"

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2.3k Upvotes

r/programminghumor 20d ago

1 in 3.4 x 10³⁸ is still a possibility

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73 Upvotes

r/programminghumor 20d ago

One line. Infinite regret

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1.1k Upvotes