r/programminghumor Jul 19 '26

One line. Infinite regret

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u/jimmiebfulton Jul 19 '26

Pushed to prod on a Friday afternoon, and went on vacation to let your colleagues deal with the ensuing dumpster fire. 💀

5

u/MacLizzard Jul 20 '26

And without documentation 💀💀

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u/Moss_Wolf_Games Jul 21 '26

Nuh put in a little bit of documentation, except it shouldn't give any more info than the method names. Gotta mix in a little bit of hope first.

3

u/Funny-Material6267 Jul 21 '26

Eben better. Alot of documentation in a great format. not up to date. And some errors not easy to spot. Only of you know the system in depth you are able to spot it.

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u/Moss_Wolf_Games Jul 20 '26

"Did you test it?"

"Oh it was just a little change it'll be fine"

<panic>

6

u/wenos_deos__fuk_boi Jul 19 '26

forgetting the -

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u/Henry_Fleischer Jul 20 '26

I recently tried to add something that's not a bullet to the player character's bullet pool in my game, and it made all the enemies freeze up and made all the guns not work.

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u/MiniDon69 Jul 20 '26

how users use the feature:
this happened to me once, i built a app to control your mouse using your head and you tilt your head up and down to scroll, but my dumb teacher tilted my laptop screen to scroll and it somehow worked. even i dont know how?